Dota 2 General - /d2g/

GULAGITISES EDITION

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
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datdota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink Twitch GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

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>he doesnt have a best friend

What's your excuse d2g?

how did Tobi's career even survive him revealing his power level like that

he killed my dog

what happened?

>tfw you Shartour in your pants

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why the fuck cant stupid spics spell recommend right whenever they want their shitty good boy points

rest in peace

thats an old liverpool saying you amerilard. tobi did nothing wrong.

Can you get banned from calling someone a "subhuman nigger"

from time to time ?

i think it's funny as fuck but a lot of people were deeply offended by him saying that

quick /d2g/ I got banned from league for not playing the meta. Should I switch to dota? I heard you guys can call people niggers and not get banned

Fuck off you faggot weeb.

ye if enough people report you

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do you get banned for saying nigger in league ?

I only call people who intentionally feed subhuman niggers tho

never gotten lowpriority outside of abandons, so it must be people agreeing with me in the heat of the moment i guess

sjw movement just started to gain momentum and too little people cared about dota at this time

if he did it today in 2017, he would lose everything career, job, custody of his kids that don't even exist etc

TODAY IN DOTA (May 3rd)

>2015: RoG Play It Cool Dota 2 Invitational won by Virtus.pro

>Sneyking is 22

is this the real thread?

why is it so slow

fuck off subhuman nigger, its /comfy/ here

no esbords :DDDD

>spectre has a powerful damage return ability
>can gank anyone literally instantly at level 6
>never played as an offlaner
dotards WILL defend this

o fug
at least we'll ged de gombendium soon :---DDDD

>tfw no brazilian dota gf

should I pull the trigger on this purchase ?

Is the guy that wanted a picture of Lanaya and Mortred around here?

o ya :--DDDD

de gombendium

time for de fun doto boog :---DDD

Nice username sir, where can I login? :>

only if you make sure to get him to sign it

post it red

well repost it later for him later

>you will never watch her get spitroasted by kingrd and c4t

ok
i.imgur.com/SUcK8DG.png

>play in a friends laptop
>he gets arcana for FREE

how does he do it d2g?
his default mask was arcana

how do I give you money?

Explain, im briefly interested

throw it at the screen

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>say nigger in game
>get to cast grand finals of the major
You're safe here friendo

>blur that far down
how big is it dotards?

crop your shit nigger

Red why are you so based
seriously there shouldnt be a drawfag this based
Are you a swede? Come on gimme anything negative about you, you've been consistently great for years now

my bad

anyhow hope someone knows how to do this
imagine free hats for FREE without getting jewed

heh, i actually saw a lina drop way back in the day when it was new. I think it had a + drop rate to make people jealous to encourage sales.

Does anyone else put together meme playlists for specific heroes?
I like these songs whenever I play Disruptor.
youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk
youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
youtube.com/watch?v=TzFnYcIqj6I

1st for Peter

d2g, i used to be 4.5k until i dropped to the trench, do i have chance of climbing to 5k? or is forced 50% rule is going to molest me again?

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tfw a meme is over

>be CEO
>fuck anyone you want

bet he doesn't miss playing dota a single bit

>wake up
>find this

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wow he can fuck a 30 something year old who used to be pretty decent until her waist was permanently expanded from having kids

she doesn't have any kids

she's just thicc

that girl has birthed a child. you dont end up with an odd looking wide stomach area like that out of nowhere, learn2women

9:14 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : new NP has completed their lineup
9:14 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : lets welcome np.747
9:14 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : Kreygasm
9:14 KyonCrack : PogChamp
9:14 Ero_kami : Kreygasm

9:15 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : thunderbirds is disbanding

9:15 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : moon to col

9:15 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : swindle and moon reunite

9:16 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : misery to onyx

9:17 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : col has euros
9:17 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : now
9:17 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : :)


9:18 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : secret kicked mp
9:19 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : haha
9:19 Moderator Verified FrancisLee : goodshit

Holy fuck didnt notice it was her

>thunderbirds is disbanding

and just like that, the dota 2 community is finally rid of EternalEnvy.

one of these is true idk which tho

1. More than 2 europeans are coming to NA

2. There is at least 1 chinese player coming to NA

3. There is at least 1 Chinese player coming to EU

4. There is at least 1 Sea player coming to NA

Thats a good draw

>By definition, MMR is a measurement of how much impact you have on a Dota 2 game.

>That includes how well you last hit, how efficient your farming patterns are, how good you are at attack moving, calculating chain stunning, how good your map awareness is, how well you place wards, how well you teamfight and how well you itemize. Can you pull without missing the connect? Is your late game decision making correct? Does your negative attitude affect the rest of your team, lowering their ability to perform at their MMR?

>All of these things matter in every single Dota game. Don’t assume that you are superior to one of your teammates just because they did a few extremely stupid things that you never would. There was probably an error that you made that they wouldn’t have.

>It’s also important to remember that you can raise your MMR with any position in Dota. For a safe estimate, until you reach the 5,000 MMR range, it’s very possible to even play support and to support so well that you consistently increase your rank.

>Don’t look to your allies as the excuse of why you aren’t winning — you are the only player you always play with. Don’t look to the role you are playing as to why you aren’t winning (unless you are better at other roles, then blame yourself), and make sure that your attitude doesn’t prove toxic to your allies, since them playing worse can easily affect your team’s chance of winning.
dotards WILL attack this

for you

nahaz wasn't part of dota at the time so there was little cuckery going on

by misery to onyx, does he mean onyx or nu-DC?

>By definition, MMR is a measurement of how much impact you have on a Dota 2 game.

By definition, MMR is a measurement of where you calibrated. Almost every player has between a 45% and 55% all-time win rate, so calibration is by far the most important aspect of MMR. Mathematically speaking (this is objective fact) the vast majority of all players will hover around the MMR they calibrated at.

>thunderbirds already disbanding
lmao

>at least one Chyna player to EU or NA
One of the ex-Wings guys maybe?

>purge still sucking his cock after this game-losing fuck-up "OH MAN HE WENT STRAIGHT BACK TO NOT BEING MAD ABOUT IT ZAI IS REALLY GOOD AT THIS GAME SO PROFESSIONAL WOW"

>np.747
at least its not CC&C i guess

P dog hates asians i'm sure

>disbanding
What happened? reso is still good.

Kicking mp will not fix secret, they lost because of poopan's draft.
He's a perfect match for midone as a low farming carry unless they can get fata to replace him.

>secret kicked MP
SINGSING IN

show me one image or tweet about her kid

I'll wait, retard.

phantom assassin has non existent titties

>thunderbirds disbanding after 1 tournament
KEK

he timed me out when i said that on his stream kek

he doesnt like people spreading """"""""false""""""" news

tfw red will never draw one of your d2g request ;_;

I'm not even a furry or requesting retardedly hard to draw things

typical generation Z faggot, zero ability whatsoever to extrapolate information from clues etc

>show me on google!!!!!
good luck in life

DRAW LOLI PUGNA FUCKING HERSELF WITH SKELETON KING'S FEMUR PLEASUREFULLY SCREAMING "I STILL REMEMBER!!!!!!!!!"

it's called being perflat you uncultured swine

draw shibe courier playing with baby spec

of course zero fucking evidence

and I've already looked, so you're wrong.

wait where is this from

>we live in an age where your inferences can be confirmed with the infinite information at your fingertips
>retards are still content to make baseless claims and sit there self-assured that they're right, without making any attempt to prove it
your a retard kid

Let's be real, poop de doo was never the power behind EG.

EG got third places all the time. The 6 months (or less) where they had big success was when Aui "REEEE STOP TALKING AUI" 2000 was in EG. When he was kicked they went back to getting third places all the time.

Now that ppd is out they're still getting third places.

haha beguz she's a goust fuggg :DDD

that warm feeling when you see your long lost pic being reposted

you can come play with us, but only if you play meepo/invoker at a high skill and let me fuck you in your boipucci

>FrancisLee
bullshit detected

thunderbirds are old DC you dumbass, with no changes since after TI
theyve been through 2 majors already and a bunch of other shit torunies

>you get banned for saying nigger in league
h-how about faggot? i wouldn't last a day.

>thunderbirds are old DC you dumbass,
no shit idiot I just find it hilarious that they leave DC for 2 weeks and then disband.

I know they're old DC. And they're disbanding. Your point being?

>your teammate randoms and keeps broodmother

I just realized this was some kind of Jewish trick by Sunsfan to get Mason a sponsorship, but to what end

>Don’t look to your allies as the excuse of why you aren’t winning — you are the only player you always play with
This logic is retarded because it also applies to the other 9 players in the game.

literally nothing changed about the team other than the name you shitster, its not a surprise that a team thats failed at 2 majors after supposedly upgrading their offlaner would disband
After never again being able to achieve their old form

My point being its literally the same team thats played together since 2016-08-25
it's not "after 1 tournament"

Thunderbirds is a new team, consisting of the same players of an old team. They lost one tournament, and are disbanding. Which is a laugh riot.

They are literally the same team that has been together since august last year
It's not a "new" team, its a new name

stupid fucking thirdie

wow I bet you think you're so smart dude and yet miss the point that I find it funny that a team that goes through the trouble of leaving it's org and supposedly moving to EU ends up disbanding so quickly