/palg/ - Paladins General

Reminder that these are actual fucking quotes from Androxus.

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is he
dare i say it
/ourguy/?

>wake up
>attempt daily login
>servers down
>2 hours later
>still down
???

I WANT EVIE TO FREEZE MY NIPPLES AND FLICK THEM OFF!!!!!

noice.

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it while your alting so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off the other team and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell FTW

...

OH GOD

I see that writefags are having a very fruitful day.
Or are very bored because servers are still down.

At least two hours left, this update is taking them six hours this time.

oh, there it is

thoughts on voice chat being permanently added?

voice chat needs to be in a game like this.

that said, i am the only soloq, 3k elo player who will never use it because of intense social anxiety.

or am i?

Cancer. I hope they don't forget to add an ez way to mute all

Looking forward to losing solo que comp due to team tilting each other with voice.

So... this is despair...

Don't forget to open your chests for that sweet loot.

;^)

Its automaticaly sending you to the NA servers

>high elo
>matchmaking "balances" by pairing me with low elo shitters against high elo parties
>make a smurf to avoid this
>get high elo and the same issue happens again
>create another smurf
>lowrez introduces the legendary + essence system,
>the grind is so unbelievably fucking bullshit that I can't be bothered to make anymore smurfs
>now I'm stuck having to carry mouthbreathers against competent players

I hate this fucking game so much

Is Willo as cancer as we thought or its slighty better?

Did they fix that shit this patch? Not that I care if 9 chests out of 10 are nothing, but fuck at least put the skins that are suppose to be in it, in it

From what I've seen of her in streams, she seems easy to kill, I don't think she would be a bother at all.

Is buck still bad

Did somebody got the Nando lance?

Buck hasnt been bad since they fixed his shotgun ages ago. He's just not popular because androxus, lex and Evie exist and kill things faster.

she is a flank, an artillery piece but also a flank

Willow can't duel anyone and win. She's certainly not a flank.

working as intended

Yeah he's fun to play there's just no reason to when the others exist. They buffed his damage a little bit that's why I asked. Is the buff even that noticeable

She's very weak 1v1, probably the weakest of all the champions. If she's defended by the team, then the point is off limits.

>duel
here come the

A flank with shit mobility is going to end up 1v1. Willow will lose that fight to anybody.

...

if you want to reaaaaaly 1v1 with her, take the stack legendary and get the cooldown for flight and eliminations, fly - fog - kill - fly - fog - kill. Seed at tanks or doorways inside buildings.

It's just going to be underutilized. People in this game are way too pissed off to have fun or actually talk about strategy. I'll see how it fares as time goes by though

i did. Also, brightmarsh is pure cancer

For all the Non-NA players, Lo-Rez screwed up the default server regions so you need to change the region manually each match if you don't want to play with the burgers.

New client patch, maybe some fixes.

I just got killed during my ult as grover by willo, also she is able to displace the explosion of the seeds towards a wall in every match i have played meaning that you can get suddenly killed by a seed that you saw landing in front of you
GIVE YOUR KING A BIG GRAVE

PATCH UPDATE UR CLIENT

>valentine chest
>bought 1500 memecoins to try get that unicorn
>got all itens except that

I really want Nando's lance this time but I'll not do this again. Pass.

>tfw roleplaying as androxus
>half the cast is human

do you just press buttons faster than others?

>you can't buy willo's default voice pack with gold
are you FUCKING kidding me

I suffered something similar but with the snek skin, thankfully i didnt burn that many crystals in it

I'm pretty sure that's a bug-it'd just be silly not to let you buy a standard voicepack without premium currency.

>Only 2 recolor options
>One is still locked behind the radiant chest
lol

> Not having the founders pack

lol

I already have every champion unlocked, loadouts for all of them and almost all the voice packs so there's 0 reason for me to buy it

you would get all the gold back for more essence down the line

nice joke, thats not how matchmaking works.

>implying voice chat ruins ANYTHING

it makes shit on even ground vs stacks with discord

twitter.com/PlayStation/status/859786363750809602
This is surprisingly pretty cool

Oh, hey, they added a new trailer? Neat.

>all the overcucks crying in the replies
great

>all the comments are about overwatch
kek

That is a good trailer.

>HEY DUDE DON'T FORGET TO BUY A FOUNDERS PACK
Christ

I got an axe for Treeman

>Barik with 3 turrets that all shoot like they're machine guns
>His gun is a machine gun too
>That generic robot voice for Bolt
Fucking disgusting

I like that trailer but they really need to update Ruckus' model because it just looked really awkward.

Also, Androxus' voice sounds really cool without the filter.

>Lo-Rez makes a Low-Res trailer
true poetry

Nando standing behind his shield in the middle of all that having a drink was funny.

this made me chuckle

>Bolt can move on his own
WHY DOESN'T BOLT KILL RUCKUS ALREADY

Sheesh, you weren't kidding. Looks like at least 2/3rds are OW complaints.

That said, I do like the trailer. Interesting that they chose to use Bolt's Starslayer Ruckus voice, though.

I can look at numbers in every match and verify that my ELO is usually the highest in the lobby, but the average ELO on the other team is higher.

I think I'll trust that over what some anonymous dumbass claims is happening. Unless you're nitpicking the "party" part, which only happens on occasion and isn't actually my main complaint.

>not duo queueing to get one of the best matchmaking experiences

It's like one of those buddy cop relationship in movies
They banter with each other all the time but still care for each other

Bolt's using the HAL voice from the StarSlayer skin, it looks like something cobbled together by the Chinese side who has no idea what the lore is and what the gameplay is like.

Why is amigo the best amigo?

Welp, i got the crossbow for cassie and the wrist thing for skye, gotta wait one more week to try again at this fucking chest

>best looks
>best voice
>best playstyle
>best personallity
>best everything else
>still fun/effective after a ton of nerfs

That exactly how it works though.

parties are put vs higher average elos that is a fact so thats not how it works

there's a very simple logical contradiction in that statement, if you can't figure it out by yourself, please don't try to discuss about it.

PS: I'm the BK in the lower section.

>play first match of the update
>get stuck in Top Play because Hi-Rez coding
>suddenly hear a voice line
>apparently everybody is stuck and can't leave the game, but VGS still works
>spend two minutes spamming VVVT and VHH until finally killing the game in Task Manager

>playing on patch day

that's an epic meme, user

That is the exception to the rule and it prolly made you lose 1 elo.

>second match of the update
>game randomly turns my screen grey and freezes my PC
>forced to restart
>manage to come back before the match is over
>my fucking legendary card is gone
>have to play without it
>match ends
>top play obviously glitches out
>see the scoreboard
>go back to the menu
>"player disconnected, log in again"

every patch this shit gets worse

First, evidence to something people have been claiming ever since the game left CB isn't an exception to the rule, it's merely supporting their case.

Second, bringing up how much elo I lost from that is fucking irrelevant.

Third, like I said, if you still haven't noticed the logical contradiction in your logic, don't fucking discuss the topic.

Don't fucking reply to me until you do, nigger.

kid i am 3.3k elo and if i party with more than 1 person i start getting matched against teams full of comp players i think i know how matchmaking works

>mermoco
opinion discarded.

>it's a mermocuck thinks he knows how the game works episode

sure thing morons you are all so good but the game wants you to lose!

surely there arent people who figured out that duo queuing is the best way to play the game matchmaking wise

am i a faggot for playing pink haired dagger lady
i also want to play the cute elf with the mirror, but nobody really appeals to me visually apart from fernando (?) and i don't really like playing him

LOL

Not really. But you might run into trouble facing off against players who can predict her movements. Be careful.

>search for some characters tips/tutorial/guide on Youtube
>memes
>first impression
>gameplay against dumb players
>hello guys my name is faggot and I bought a car

There's no cancerous attwhore channel about Paladins?

>openly admitting that you only have the elo you do because you were carried by other better players

it's like you WANT people to completely disregard all your shitty opinions

check my last siege session ;)