/srg/ - speedrunning general

batora tied the 120 star world record!

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twitter.com/bounceyboyy/status/859812502095491072
youtu.be/l34jGrAy-5s
reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/68wp4a/gay_speedrunners/
twitter.com/Demonen9/status/859355422968492033
youtube.com/watch?v=MqLKJ808J4o
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

You know this general died for a reason, right?

I'll bump it, just for you though, user.

Ice was our guy

Grind Monkeys: Chimpancheese, Monkayshun, Chimply, Negro, MrGrindmonkey
Truly Skilled: Batora, Akira, Toastrider

Skater should be banned from speedrunning.

Thoughts on Hokarobi?

some irrel without 1:39 potential

you forgot grindxm0nkey lmao

narci fuckin raped srg lmao
she clicks her fingers and the general falls over ded
based narci qt

twitter.com/bounceyboyy/status/859812502095491072

what about MrSpeedrun?

are you serious? do you have a link to this video?

youtu.be/l34jGrAy-5s

Why does BounceyBoy think he's a spokesperson on speedrunning when he's not even in the top 5 in any game he runs?

>you need to be a chef to know if food tastes good
>you need to be a director to know if a movie is good or not
lmao nice meme

that can be said for so many people
it's all about popularity

If you aren't an expert in the topic you try to man handle, you should not be talking.

Tell that to the 'toastrider can't 1:39' poster

>why do sports commentators think they're spokespeople for sports when they're not even top 5 in any game they commentate?

Imagine defending the likes of Go1den and BounceyBoy.

Imagine letting your feelings about someone override rational thought.

if drugs were banned from speedrunning no one would be allowed to speedrun. dumbass

Imagine being a stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh and banshee screech creating a marxist utopia in minecraft while bonobo howling and mashing the reset button

>rational thought

i finally did it

routing is important

now to grind like the gay furry faggot i am

Hey squid, how's your sm64 project coming along?

The routing challenge in SM64 is so fucking boring for a 3d game. Almost every star has been using the same route since 2010.

The only interesting routing developments in the game are on 100 coin stars and sometimes red coin stars.

This is why SM64 is so appealing to uncreative autists.

The majority of games have the main bulk of the route not changing.

The majority of popular speedgames have expanded on their routes significantly more in the past 7 years than SM64 has, both in "main bulk" of the route and in individual levels.

yeah i think even FF XIII has had some major route optimizations over the past couple years

SM64 is a great speedgame for execution autists, but not such a great speedgame if you're interested in any other aspect of speedrunning.

False.

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

do you have schizophrenia

*banshee screeches*

Hot new meme coming through

Hey mayne i jus got a quizzestion 4 yawl

Do any yawl niggas kno a based nigga named Cran. Cuz last i heard da nigga wuz beastin niggas in Hotline Miami n shyt. Jus curious yo

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Explain how anything bounceyboy said is wrong.

based ESA having an incredible line up this year. it's going to absolutely destroy SGDQ in terms of speed.

Not that guy but
>Waiting 3 hours to respond to avoid any chance of being blown out
Nice

The state of this general desu lads

>start speedrunning a game with ~50 runners
>get WR in all major categories and run out of times to beat after like 2 months of running it
Now I need a new game

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>he doesn't practice mucophagy

Stop mucophagy-shaming you asshole. It's beneficial.

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lmao squid loses literally 15 seconds on the ddd chest star

this general should have stayed dead

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49 this year

What's the verdict on this? Croni here

Soulless collectathon with a 5 minute long intro

Do you all just watch or do any of you do speedruns? I don't care if you're near the top. Picking something you enjoy and doing your best to get better every day is commendable in itself.

I'm just starting out speedrunning Super Mario World. For right now I'm just trying to get to the point where I can consistently beat it without losing a life.

More like "unpolished game that clearly has some soul but was pushed out way too early."

Shit that sucks. What's the fastest version? If it's Xbox then fuck this game

reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/68wp4a/gay_speedrunners/

Oh my...

>browsing reddit

found the link through a google search and copied the link here
never visited the site
nice try though

reddit out

>>>>using google

tfw didnt make the list

>reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/68wp4a/gay_speedrunners/

lol someone recommended cyberdemon

i hope the reddit OPs kid isnt like 13 and watching that meme-queer. the guy and his chat are weird fucking spergs.

then again if the kid is a faggot and into speedrunning hes already a lost cause. thats two red flags

Someone recommended our girl Narci, too

yeah and anyone mentioning the hate (s)he gets is 100% transphobia.

obviously that is a part but its tons of stuff. being a mental case. self-prescribed medication. horrible attitude in general. big fucking lolcow.

i dont "hate" trannies. i just think theyre fucking weird and its stupid that they have to be mollycoddled and shielded from any criticism.

its weird as fuck that like 99% of trannies ar MtF and out of that group about 80% come nowhere close to "passing"

i think if more trannies didnt look like disgusting freaks and were more able to pass like say BlaireWhite or whatever her name is, people wouldnt care as much

>BlaireWhite
>pass
nigga you gay

>not trolling the fuck out of these faggot virtue signalers who are trying to tell us a dude in a skirt is a woman

memes and Veeky Forums contrarianism aside, yes Blaire passes infinitely times more than majority of trannies

i think its pretty funny how mad other trannies get about "her". i just recently found out about her when she was discussing passing with some other tranny freak. they legit dont like "her" because she doesnt make the average guy vomit.

i literally get a fight or flight response to the average tranny. blairewhite is kinda like "hmmm probably a girl"

twitter.com/Demonen9/status/859355422968492033

>hippie spacing
>likes trannies
fuck off reddit

that's not hippie spacing

While we're talking about sex and gender and all that shit, any female speedrunners who are butch/masculine (in hairstyle and how they dress and shit; I don't mean "she's ugly so I'll say she looks like a man")?

I also don't mean female-to-male trans. I literally just mean women who, regardless of whether they're into men or women, tailor their appearance to look more traditionally masculine.

It IS hippie spacing, you fucking tranny nutter.

skybilz

>muh walls of text is the official Veeky Forums way
>nobody on Veeky Forums likes trannies/traps or talks about being a queer faggot 24/7

lmao ok

Uh, HER name is Pichi =\

Videogames are sexist so there isn't a female "runner" who does "runs" for anything but twitchbux.

"reddit spacing" is a forced meme

Adrian

what isnt a forced meme here

I'm bored with nothing else worthwhile in my life. What are some tips for speedrunning?

>look her up
>long hair and dresses pretty much androgynously
Not what I'm talking about. See pic related.
You can say the gaming community is sexist, but the idea that "videogames" as a whole are INHERENTLY sexist is ridiculous.
I thought Adrian had glasses.

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>any practice helps
>efficient, focused practice helps more
They're both right.

This thread's pretty good so far! Keep it up

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youtube.com/watch?v=MqLKJ808J4o
What are the most autistic speedrun fails

who is we?

Is risk of rain a dead speed game? Is it even possible to beat the WR?

threads boring as fuck no wonder it gets axed on the reg now

That's not hippie spacing you bloody queer

ok fine

I meant Reddit spacing

Are you happy now?

U going for pb LMAO

>hippie
PICHI

>de pichi spacing

forced meme

can we have threads on 8ch if they delete this again?

/r/SamandTolki

XD

how fast does 8ch vidya go? I've only been to pol

idk but it's easy to go to 8ch net vg and make a backup thread there

the old one from years ago didn't even 404 in fact