What minor traffic violations piss you off most frequently?
It's impossible to drive for more than 5 minutes in Germany without witnessing some not using turn signals, especially when exiting a roundabout, making me wait seconds unnecessarily. That would be a 10 EUR ticket. I wish I could stop and ticket people. Not signaling a lane change? 15 EUR I can't not see it.
Logan Torres
Stop crying
Jason Brown
slow fucks in the fast lane.
Alexander Cox
I never use my signals bitch. Even when I do to turn in the fag waiting for me doesn't go, so fuck off
Leo Allen
What's a "signals bitch" and how does one use it?
Jacob Hall
>Stop crying IT'S AGAINST THE LAW
Joshua White
fuck off
Ayden Peterson
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Jeremiah Scott
84NTZ
Gavin Lewis
FAGGOT DICK WAFFLES TALKING ON THEIR GOD DAMN PHONE
FUCKING CHRIST THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AND THEY DRIVE LIKE ABSOLUTE RETARDS
ONE DAY I SWEAR I'M GOING TO RAM SOMEBODY, GRAB THEIR PRECIOUS IPHONE, SHOVE IT UP MY ASSHOLE AND SHIT IT DOWN THEIR GOD DAMN MOUTH
FUCK
Zachary Martin
Not signalling when turning off a roundabout
If you don't, I have no idea what you're doing. Theres been a couple close calls so now I just stay back because if you don't signal you are a fucking braindamaged retard and I will keep my distance.
Joseph Perez
Cars joining a lane at a T junction without looking, it's always women too. The rest I don't care about much desu, the worse is retarded pedestrians trying to run across the road out of nowhere.
Jackson Bailey
>SHOVE IT UP MY ASSHOLE
Miata driver detected. Even when they try to be manly, they are gay.
Angel Morris
>IM GONNA TEAR OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT
Anthony Brown
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Connor Walker
Kek, that is bretty funny
Lincoln Thompson
>hit brakes hard >start making turn >signal fucking christ this pisses me off to no end
Cooper Bennett
ARRGH, PEOPLE BREAKING ZE RHOOLZ. IT MAKES ME SO ANGERY. I MUSS SHKREAM.
sooooo german
Nathaniel Wood
that "and" doesn't belong there and "so fuck off" is a fragment sentence
Brayden Taylor
>Not "C me after class so you can shove your illiterate cock down my throat"
Landon Cox
I almost hit some chick who did that in my roommates clapped the fuck out '89 Buick LeSabre
>hood ornament >shit brakes and steering >heavy as fuck >chick on cell phone >just out of nowhere turns and bolts across four lanes of traffic
if I hadn't been already covering the brake in preparation for an upcoming light, the bitch could have easily died
Grayson Collins
>Not signalling when turning off a roundabout This is a ticketable offense in Germany but the police does nothing. I thought about writing a letter, asking them to enforce it.
Ethan Clark
>stuck behind semi truck in no-passing zone full of corners >perpetually impatient, angry guy behind you in BMW or Audi tailgates anyway
David Bell
near me in Illinois, there is a subdivision that put in several roundabouts... with stop signs at every entrance I don't understand why there are roundabouts with stop signs
Justin Morales
It can be more annoying when it's night and the fucktard drives a SUV, and has his high beams on. I couldn't see shit since his lights were at eye level. I just stopped and waited till he passed, tailgated him with my highbeams and roof spotlights on. Eventually he let me pass him and drove behind me normally.
Grayson Hill
>puts turn signal on while they're already turning.
Nathan Green
isn't the subject implied?
Aiden Perry
>Not C me after class, so I can fuck the dumb out of you.
Tyler Collins
assuming he meant "even when I do go to turn in," and doesn't make any sense considering the rest of the sentence
3/10 see me after class
Luis Allen
>people going slow in the passing-lane >lane changes with no blinkers >retards ahead of me IN THE ROUNDABOUT yielding to people trying to enter
Austin Cox
Not getting up to speed on entrance ramps
Daniel Murphy
People who turn directly into the wrong fucking lane. I've had so many close calls and am sure some retard will hit me one day because they couldn't be bothered to do a separate lane change. There's one particular spot on the way to my work where I have to turn right onto another two-lane road, and many people coming the other direction want to turn left onto the same road. Without fail, at least half of them veer directly into the right-hand lane because most people turn right shortly after, and almost hit me.
Joshua Young
>I've gotta pull out onto this road >Can't quite see the traffic at this moment >FUCK IT IT'S BEEN 3 SECONDS #YOLO What actually goes through these retards' minds? On the highway I take there's a side road from which it can sometimes be difficult to see in one direction, but without fail people just go FUCK IT and pull out in front of you when you're coming straight at them at 100 km/h
Ryder Garcia
People drive too fast through roundabouts in my area in order for for people to realistically see their signals flash. All but 2 in my county are also built around blind corners where no one can see any cars until they're already in the roundabout so it's safest to just treat it like an all-way stop if you want to avoid getting sideswiped which happens frequently because of it
Not possible on the freeways where I live. Most of the "onramps" in my area aren't actually ramps and instead cloverleaf interchanges that immediately force you into the flow of traffic after needing to drive 25-30mph around the bend against traffic speeding at around 75mph in a 50mph zone at any given time that won't move over to let you in as they'll cut off other speeding drivers going even faster in the left lane. Cars often have to use the shoulder to accelerate
Christian Lopez
I don't mind on the clover garbage but on straight ramps I get a touch salty
Adrian Cooper
I AM GOING TO UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SKULLFUCK YOU
Josiah Hughes
People who don't use their turn signals Old, aggressive drivers who ignore fucking guidelines People who don't use their turn signals when fucking merging People who go 5 under People who go into the wrong turn lane and instead of living with their mistake, or correcting in when they can, they wait until all the lanes next to them are packed, then switch their turn signal and fucking try and cut people off who are in the right lane. Pretty much
Ryder Sanchez
>on a board designed for anime tits >arguing grammars.
Caleb Russell
Assholes overtaking in rush hour using the merging lanes, like we don't know you didn't actually just join the highway you fucking smegma sniffing dumbass kid.
When you see trucks occupy both their lane and the merging lane, this is why, they're trying to stop some kid in a late 90's bmw with a head gasket leak and bent rims from cutting them off.
Gavin Cooper
People who use turn signals to exit or go straight through a roundabout should be punched in the head.
Isaac Diaz
>People who use turn signals to exit a roundabout should be punched in the head. That's the law here, and it's a ticketable offense to ignore it.
Carson Martinez
>Gets mad at people who actually use turn signals Fuck's sake, even though 90% of people ignore it that is actually what you're technically supposed to do here. If there's somebody entering the circle ahead while I'm about to exit I use my signal so they know it's safe to go ahead.
Kayden Price
People who don't use their turn signals should be forcibly sterilized.
Thomas Morris
Using the turn signals when entering the roundabout is the most moronic fucking bullshit in the world.
Liam Wood
throwing cigarette butts out the window. see it almost every day. fucking smokers.
Leo Hill
Yes
Asher Martin
I'm one of those but I use biodegradable filters for this very reason, also hemp paper and untreated tobacco. They rot away quickly.
I agree people who throw out chemically treated regular cigarettes, that don't rot, are assholes. Chewing gum too. It takes years to disintegrate.