Veeky Forums humor only good stuff edition. Posting some OC hot off the griddle

Veeky Forums humor only good stuff edition. Posting some OC hot off the griddle.

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a classic

just dumping random shit

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my favourite of all time, not really "funny" but i love it

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another favourite of mine

and that finishes this dump, have fun posting more

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Thanks, friendo.

Didn't someone make a HOWEVER meme out of this?

Anyone got the Stirner version of this?

#justscribethings

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I don't have three years to read this.

who dis

thank God they had some self-respect

what's the joke here?

>invades Norway with twice as many men
>cut the chain of command on the first day of the war leaving most of the Royal Norwegian Army paralyzed without orders
>take equivalent losses
>lose approximately a third of the Kriegsmarine's surface contingent in the process

The invasion of Norway was incredibly embarrassing for Germany.

>Be irish dude
>Church makes you study the bible learn how to read and write
>Love books and knowledge, particularly the Ancient Greek authors but the only copies are in monasteries
>Be forced to take monastic vows and end up just copying texts alone all day
>Fucking Vikings attack and local lord doesn't even lift a finger to defense useless cloistered monks
>Run away carrying all the books I can
>Find new monastery, start all over again
>Have to trek all the way to Rome to get copies of burned books because they're all in the church's hands
>Beaten and robbed by bandits on the way, left for dead
>Fall sick
>Spend months in a farmer's cottage healing, daughter is a qt3.14 but vows of celibacy
>Get on ship
>Ship attacked by more Vikings (why do people today idolize these assholes?)
>Spend year as a slave because I'm a defenseless pacificst Christian monk
>Escape, continue on to Rome
>Spend months petitioning the Pope to give me copies of the lost books, Vatican not sure if they want more copies of these books in circulation
>Start back home
>Almost drowned in a storm on the way back
>Attacked by bandits again
>Almost killed
>This time am saved by a local king interested in profane knowledge, still I almost shit myself
>Get back to monastery
>Spend the rest of life copying books so future generations will have the knowledge.
>1500 year later
>Be in heaven
>Look down to see what happening
>See fedora-fags writing
>Fuck I wish I had the internet back then and didn't have to deal with the church and their bullshit just to learn some shit
>Well, apparently even if I didn't have to deal with the church, I'd still be fat, a virgin and spend all day inside being cloistered even if I didn't take those vows
>Still, porn

>filename

Venice wins!

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Topkek

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that was a fun thread

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ITT: Office humour

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Honestly this one just made me sad.

>13.0.3.14.18
>not using Long Count

this is a personal favorite of mine. Aways makes me chuckle

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holy shit, who wrote this?

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Worst meme ever created

None of those dudes ever said "yeah this here is communism"

Just copy out the whole thing why don't you?

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>who dis
From the "Why I'm "Antisocial" pic it's Valdemar the Victorious, who lead the crusades against the Baltics. The quote could be a little better though.

Judging from the traits of the Hungarian some butthurt Habsburg.

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>in order to get to my perfect classless and stateless system, let's create a rigidly class/state-based system and then just hope it goes away after awhile

what communists actually and unironically believe