Subtle asshole things you do in your car to piss other road users off

Subtle asshole things you do in your car to piss other road users off

>lanes merging down
>guy tries to wait till the last second and cut in
>I speed up and box him out
>he ends up on the shoulder like a cuck

>Drive 5mph under the speed limit or just the speed limit
Captain slow here

I drive at the posted speed limit.

>shithouse driver in "nice" car (BMW, Merc; anything considered "fast") or a cuckwagon (Suburban/Tahoe, LandRunner/4Runner, etc.)
>cutting everyone off and weaving in and out of lanes like it's fucking Fast & Furious
>am driving at a steady clip in far left lane watching all this happen
>suddenly the fucker is in the middle lane right next to me
>has a semi/worktruck/minivan in front of him
>sees a little half-carlength-sized gap in between me and the car I'm behind (it's called following distance)
>I speed it up a little so he doesn't do what I know he's going to do
>pass him by about 6 car lengths while he's stuck behind a shitty Honda Odyssey

if someone tailgates me i turn on the rear fog light

I don't do anything to intentionally piss off other drivers, all it does is make a dangerous situation for no reason

Brake hard, very hard, right before taking an off-ramp.

>See someone in a poor shitbox aggressively weaving in and out of traffic
>they get behind me
>match speed with the person next to me and block them


You're not going anywhere with that shitty Citroen Picasso you fat cunt

Ahh, I love doing rolling roadblocks on aggressive drivers. Did it to this faggot racerboi in a red Integra recently.

>being tailgated on a single lane road
>go the speed limit for bit to get him all flustered
>accelerate hard and put some distance between us
>let him catch up, and repeat

I tailgate people in curves and corners while leaving normal distance in straights.

fuck i do that too, especially when it was some asshole in a minivan going 100 then slowing down to 15 on a highway on ramp

Bunch of little faggots in this thread. I'll follow you to your stop and kill you if you try this on me

t. edgelord who is probably less than 150 lbs and doesn't even own a gun

I bet you beat the shit out of your wife.

>the rear foglight
yuro detected.

>drive sports car
>obey speed limits and drive like a reasonalbe driver
>especially infront of bmw suv's

I specifically enjoy driving slow in front of full-sized trucks. Bigger the grill, the better.

I do that to. I never drop below speed limit coz muh handling godmachine

If I see somebody behind me weaving in and out of cars I'll move a lane and slow down to form a rolling roadblock.

If I see somebody rushing up behind me to cut me off before an exit or a lane merge I'll speed up and stop them.

If somebody is riding my bumper I let off the gas and slow down more and more until they either go around me or we come to a complete stop.

If somebody cuts me off and I'm not in a rush I'll follow them for 20-30 min even if they're going somewhere I'm not.

>If somebody cuts me off and I'm not in a rush I'll follow them for 20-30 min even if they're going somewhere I'm not.
Was with you until this one. This is just autistic and dangerous

as expected from a retarded furfag

It's fun dude lmao

Is this before or after you spin out and almost fall off a cliff

Isn't everything I do at this point after that?

>be in left lane going 80 in 70, nobody close behind me
>semi doing 78 or so in front of me in the right lane puts on his blinker because he's coming up to a line of companycucks going 62
>hold back and flash my lights at him
>he moves over and flashes his lights as a thank you
>we pass line
>at this point there is a premature balding man in a crossover behind me tailgating me
>we pass line of trucks, can see there is a lone truck up ahead still going slow
>truckerbro stays in left lane, that is fine, he has to pass anyway
>the moment he gets space, crossover guy floors it, cuts into right lane in front of trucks, and tries to pass me and truckerbro on right
>u gotta death wish son
>he doesn't make it before truckerbro starts passing truck
>at this point he is visably screaming, red in the face
>cuts sharply behind me
>can see the veins in his head pulsing
>we pass truck
>he tries to pass on right again
>truckerbro moves over
>once again his plot is foiled
>cuts back over behind me
>take my sweet time passing truckerbro
>he is purple by now, pulling on his hair, punching steering wheel
>pass truckerbro, give him a wave and he toots his horn
>move over
>crossover guy floors it into the distance never to be seen again
>my face the entire time

>It's fun dude lmao
Until they call the cops on you or hop out of their shitbox with a gun

I engine brake a fair amount. Catches people off guard sometimes but usually ill lightly press my brakes so they know I'm slowing. I wouldn't say its an asshole move to do it though.. Things that piss me off when i'm driving:

>zipping through traffic
>60km/h zone, doing 65 or 70
>everybody else is doing 50
>someone cuts in front of me to pass
>doesn't accelerate to pass

>people who don't indicate their turns

>people who late brake to make a turn

>people who do 20km/h on a highway on-ramp where you need to merge with traffic

I like to drive annoyingly slow down highway onramps and let cars pile up behind me. Then when we get near the end, I floor it and easily get up to speed, while everyone else is jumbled up and going too slow to merge properly.

I have a gun and a machete in my car tho
Also it's not illegal to follow somebody

This is b8 right

you would would need a gun and a machete to even stand a chance in a fight with a normal person, you malnurished furfaggot

No?
I carry a machete in my car, used it to flip burgers at the last Veeky Forums meet.

What a dumb question lol
>real men don't need guns!
>tips fedora

>retarded drag driver who can only hold down gas in their moms automatic suv
>can't even take highway onramps at 30 over speedlimit
kek learn to drive retard

>tailgate someone with highbeams if i see them speeding or violate traffic law
>pull up next to them and flash my dad's badge
>mfw people have actually pulled over

mrcummy is gangsta, he shared pictures of stacsk of money and his hipoints.
Mrcuimmy confirmed for hood nigger

every once in a wile ill check my back and see this turbo cuck waving pass cars or tailgaiting

when theyre behind me i drive 5mph slower and when ther on the right or left lane i speed up or switch lanes to where my destination is

9/10 the car ends up in the same position or back in traffic n looks like unpatient retard

Oh misread that as a question "why do you need a gun"
Stay BTFO either way tho

Protect ya neck

Lol. I think you missed the point. I'm purposefully going slow down the onramp. What does that have to do with driving skill?

>driving out of a residential area with bud
>cruising at 30mph because that's the posted speed limit
>no rush, comfy cruising/talking
>bimbo in a brand new X5 tailgates me
>trys to pass me on an unmarked two-lane road
>floor it and she keeps trying to pass
>she eventually has to bail or get head-on-collision
>I spend the next 10 minutes brake checking her and flipping her off in traffic over and over
>friend and I laughing our asses off
>OFW

Oh man, I love speeding up when people try to pass on the dotted lines. It never works out for them because I have a fast car.

>anything that isn't my shitty toyota shitbox is a cuckmobile

>can't tell if sarcastic or not

It wasn't marked, pretty much a single lane blind turn with cars parked on either side of the road. She was being a fucking retard.

Also,
>inline-6 250hp
>hardly fast, but enough

>I can't read
>but you are right that I wouldn't stand my own in a fight without a gun
>stay BTFO

Hey drive down to Texas without crashing and I'll show what real firepower looks like; not that 9mm & .223 limp dick faggot munition

That's a neat usage for a machete, have to remember that.

So you drive like an asshole and keep a gun just incase you experience consequences for your driving?

patrician choice in magazines though, 40rd mags are the perfect balance between aesthetics and capacity

>he has serial numbers on his glocks

>drive down to Texas
No thanks Texas is a hell hole.

I live in TX too and I'm the last person to like Dogfucker, but
>implying all ARs are .223

Probably because the ranchers would shoot you on sight if you tried to fuck their livestock

furfag btfo

No registration on hand guns or rifles in Nevada, it's pretty nice.

I also use it to kill scorpions around my house.

why is there a random 12ga round chilling up there KEK

>not buying 80% glock lowers
>not building your own glock
>not having literally no way to trace it
______________________________________
>his FFL has a record of him buying a handgun
>thinks he's not on a govt. list

it's like you're not even trying user

>Scared of Texas

>Buying AR's when AK's exist

I mean different strokes, but I enjoy not having to clean my rifle every 4 hours. Also i just assumed .223 because anymore recoil than that would probably put him on his ass.

Also got the pump out of pic, 590a1

Texas is filled with Mexicans and White Trash FUDDs on meth
>muh tejas
>muh lone star
>muh secede

no thanks lol I'll stay in the Pacific Northwest where the white man is the only man

>scared
Yeah I'm scared of wasting 8 hours of my life driving across 700 miles of fucking purgatory

>at a parking lot
>some asshole thinks he/she can cut out in front of me from a stop while I still have the right away
>they're like halfway into the road
>stop in front of them
>honk a bunch
>visibly throw my arms up and act pissed off at them
>honk some more, flip them off and then go to a crawl out of there
I'm not even mad I try to hide my laughter. Fucking idiots though God damn, if they're not gonna be safe then they can suck a dong.

>80% glock lowers
Are those affordable now? I bought an 80% AR lower to fuck around with and I know you can ake AKs and 1911s from unfinished lowers, but I always saw the 80% glock lowers priced at like $150-200

Rest in piece pimp c

>PNW
lmfao

>Having a casual evening
>Looking at classified car ads
>See car being sold by someone that bought the car as a gift for his wife
>It's not one of my most favourite cars, but I know it has a good market value
>Get into contact with him
>Say we could prank his wife by swapping cars with my shitbox for a few weeks
>He will tell her he sold the car and got that shitbox
>Somehow, he agrees
>We meet up and swap cars
>I take his car home and instantly block his number
I also forgot to mention that I used a fake name, a throwaway number and my shitbox was registered to a fake address
>MFW I successfully mastered my hyperjew mode
>MFW I still have that car

I know a guy who sells them for $110 in san diego

>replying to the same post with seperate posts less than 60 sec apart

A-are you posting on multiple devices because your so butthurt?

Also I'm not white skinny ass cum coloured bitch
>where the white womans at

I'm relating to your story, not implying that it's exactly the same. How autistic are you?

Pretty sure he started fucking dogs because "t-the coloreds are taking all muh white women!"

why are you involving me in your retard contest with the tripfag

cringe

>Texas is filled with Mexicans

I will tolerate this because Latina women get my dick hard.

how so?

>this lack of self-awareness
cringe x2

>I will tolerate this because Latina women get my dick hard.

degenerate race-traitor

He honestly thinks you cant tell

Heres your (You)

rev bomb on a hayabusa

i'm curious as to why you just shitpost "cringe", something in my tabs? windows 10? i have nothing to hide lol

i guess i'm not self aware, don't care if thats cringe or not

I love when idiots think they can pass me just because I'm in a truck going the speed limit. Sorry I value getting somewhere safely and not risking a ticket over getting there 2 minutes faster
>idiot tailgating me flailing their arms like wet noodles
>they think they can pass me as soon as there's dotted lines because they're in some shitbox BMW
>speed right the fuck up and don't ever let them pass me, they're trying harder and harder to get past me but they can't
>they always have to back down
I've had idiots actually go to the right side of the road and pass me at a red light because they were so pissed. If they weren't being an asshole I'd gladly pull over and slow down a bit so they could safely pass me.

cringeosaurus rex

No you won't. :^)

i'm not going to even remotely feel embarrassed unless you actually point something out

>spic posters

>6 tabs of youtube open

but why?

cringe

Fuck you. You're breaking laws by going over the speed limit to prevent passing.

He's so asspained that he's having paranoid schizophrenic episodes, crazy how I can make anons this fucking frantic

He's most likely a high functioning autist with anger issues who was raised by a single mother

>Sorry I value getting somewhere safely and not risking a ticket

How is going 5-10 over unsafe, and what faggy state do you live in where that would get you pulled over?

>open subscriptions
>open each video in new tab to watch

i don't know, i've always done it like that. Its makes sense for me because i can just leave them for later when im not always at my computer

lol i guess, sorry i called you a tripfag i think we all know who the real fag is here

you are projecting so hard right now

I'll bite. You watch awful reality TV cooking shows like a bitch.

>D-damn I sure showed that user

lol keep melting down

You showed yourself, you played yourself.

I'm nominating this for the cringiest post on Veeky Forums for today

>Drive normally 5-10 above speed limit
>In a 40 knows it drops down to 25 very soon and cops like to sit there
>Start slowing down (still at 40 from 50)
>Woman in convertible starts tailgating me flashes lights
>I guess my windshield is dirty
>Hit wiper juice
>Watch her jam on the brakes after getting all wet

Seconded

Her pussy, right? Her pussy got all wet...

oh
i'm not the one having a meltdown by relentlessly shitposting, projecting my own life's woes, and attacking someone on an anonymous image board

stop being so salty we called you out on your shitty state and the only retort your spic brain can come up with is to talk yourself in circles and look like an idiot making baseless claims.

>You showed yourself, you played yourself.
>same tripfag who legitimately posts himself multiple times a day on Veeky Forums
>even showed himself falling off a cliff

At least treequinox knew something about cars; I'd tell you to fuck off to /k/, but someone like you should probably stick to furaffinity

cringe, nice meltdown lmao

I know a lot about cars tho, I've professionally done years of mechanic and body/paint work, stay BTFO

>I'm not mad, you're mad

5 pesos he replies to this

>he hides behind Anonymous because he can't be held accountable for his posts

must suck to be a fucking insecure loser