ITT

Spamalot
Spamalot

ITT: post your occupation and amount of money in you currently have in your bank account.

NEET

$26,365

5mileys
5mileys

neet
$25

takes2long
takes2long

PhD, Maths
$300,000

massdebater
massdebater

ForEx day trader
-$∞

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

1st year apprentice starting monday $12/hr

-$3,500 in debt to mommy(tuition help) and discover card. I'll be debt free before june.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Millionaire
Millions

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

NEET
.5 BTC on polo
$50 in checking

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

data entry bitch

-$110 in my checking

whereismyname
whereismyname

Union steelworker 690k counting 401k

Nojokur
Nojokur

WorkawaySlave in Japan until the 3rd of March. Will start IT bsc in August. Nothing to do until then, maybe get a fast food job dunno. 20 yo btw.

8k in Stocks 3k in BTC

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

What trade?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Sales
42k a year, not much but it's my first proper job, just in it till i head for uni

200$
Rest is laying in cash around my house.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Cook
$1955.61
wage slave life.

Evilember
Evilember

21 yrs old

I run a web design/software development company.

$400 in bank account
$8,500 in betterment + robinhood + precious metals

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

what exactly does being a workawayslave entail?

also OP, where'd your stash come from?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Finance grad student

$8000

WebTool
WebTool

Trademark attorney
Just over € 45k in savings accounts.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Poker
£18k

askme
askme

sandwich artist

20$

not getting my first salary yet lolz

idontknow
idontknow

NEET (disabled vet)
60k

Wife makes six figures though.

Techpill
Techpill

NEET
over 700k in BTC

Can't wait for the Trump meme bubble to burst. Dow crashing and BTC to jupiter

idontknow
idontknow

trainee in germany.
~€950

Playboyize
Playboyize

Sales I'm broke but I'm also debt free

Flameblow
Flameblow

Business owner

about 7000€ in Bank account

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

commercial HVAC

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

neet
$230

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

software developer
$100,000
should probably invest some of it but I cant be bothered

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

receptionist

$960 in checking

King_Martha
King_Martha

I run a web design/software development company.

right

Inmate
Inmate

Bouncer/bodyguard

$103,000

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

NEET
102k - bitcoin
7k - gold/silver
500$ - bank account

w8t4u
w8t4u

only one bank account
literally children

Methshot
Methshot

Any tips on storing and selling bitcoin?

Hardware wallet obviously, but any smart security protocols or lawyers involved to help your family secure the money in case something happens to you?
Also any good ideas for selling coins? The reason why I have gold/silver is for when I need to get cash quick and it's easier to sell gold compared to bitcoin.

Emberfire
Emberfire

~10k in bank
~10k in stocks
NEET (but I earned every cent I have through odd jobs)

farquit
farquit

He said bank not salary

w8t4u
w8t4u

MLT
45 398.74 Canadian pesos

askme
askme

Metrologist
8.5k in savings.
300 in checking
20 in pocket
9k hyperloop stock

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

NEET
€2100 on various runescape accounts

DeathDog
DeathDog

Jr. EE
35K
no debt

Playboyize
Playboyize

Optician
$873.42

Techpill
Techpill

24 year old Software developer
20k checking
60k retirement

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Looks like you do whatever random shit the host wants in exchange for housing.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Student in UK

£230 in bank account
£180 equity in trading account
0.7 BTC in wallet

Nojokur
Nojokur

Military
54k USD

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Nice you saved all four years of your pay.

Lunatick
Lunatick

lel

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

neet

got about $250,000 between my two accts

iluvmen
iluvmen

NEET
$14.32
Just kill me

Playboyize
Playboyize

Hey man, that's $14.32 more than most people

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Somalian Translator

500 african dollars, 10 packets of kool aid, and $30 gift card to TJ Maxx

DeathDog
DeathDog

Lab Monkey
$400

I think net worth would be a better indicator
300K

hairygrape
hairygrape

'construction worker'
600 cash in hand
800 in credit card/bank related debt
something like 12000 in college debt.
owe 1200 on a car that I couldnt keep due to reasons
dont have a place set to move into on the 1st.
fuck

StonedTime
StonedTime

Uni Student
$301

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

my nigga, I've made somewhere between €10k and 15k from RuneScape, good times

currently interning in the US
$2080 in the bank and a car that might shit itself any time
fuck

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Musician
$20k annual sal

$17.38

Soft_member
Soft_member

College Freshman

12k

5mileys
5mileys

Pharmacist

195K CAD so like $30 American.

takes2long
takes2long

Warehouse worker
450 in one bank
700 in another
10k mutual funds
1800 in cash
Gonna start a 401k soon maybe aswell

hairygrape
hairygrape

Stock speculator, college dropout for this

$5000 in stocks

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Excel jockey
$75k

SniperWish
SniperWish

Comparing amount of money you have just sitting around doing nothing
Not at the very least investing it in either your own business, real estate, or stocks

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

student/retail casual

13k stocks
16k savings

tfw halfway between committing to investment plan and anxiously waiting for impending financial crisis

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

dont forget the pack of newports

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Unemployed.

Discovered P=NP.

$400 in my account

On centrelink payments (social security), but not on the disability pension.

Have a wife in Singapore about to have a child in March.

Apparently the world needs to recover from the maths I punched it with before it acknowledges that it was just 'one guy' with the perfect storm of ingredients to make it happen.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

The impending financial crisis will be counter-balanced by this discovery:

UBI = Insurance/Tax/Trade

But nooooobody will listen to me.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

yeah about right, I was broke before I joined.

Playboyize
Playboyize

idiot thinks he's smart literally interpreting the OP, when everyone else has just posted their total net worth

Skullbone
Skullbone

Idiot thinking he's smart misinterpreting a post like it's meant for everything in the thread instead of OP

Firespawn
Firespawn

idiot thinks he's smart replying snarlingly to a post pointing out his obvious idiocy, implying that his original post was only for OP when he didn't link OP in his post, thus signifying the post infers everyone in the thread

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

My balls itch

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

computer engineering grad student

$2090

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

6'4" chef working at Wendys with a 9 inch penis making over $130,000 a year here

DeathDog
DeathDog

Data Sales

~£6,000 cash
~£4,000 credit card debt
~£16,000 student debt

TechHater
TechHater

University student, 7,000€

FastChef
FastChef

Pay denbts!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

never

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It's not hard to run a little software thing. I did in high school. A lot of people do.

girlDog
girlDog

$2100 Total, Wont have it long after I pay taxes LoL... MERICA!!!

w8t4u
w8t4u

Operator at a factory
€15K in savings

Could be better, but I know from experience that it can be a whole lot worse. Crawled my way up.

askme
askme

Cashier
4500€

RavySnake
RavySnake

Bank teller

~$5000

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Looking for a job, just graduated.
5k in the bank
15k possessions
600k being sent to me this week from a trust fund I just found out about.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Engineer, 40k cash, 110k in the market

Bidwell
Bidwell

engineers in charge of financial security

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Law student
33k bank
couple thousands in stocks

Lunatick
Lunatick

No job atm
About 3k

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Not allowed to say but I get around 30k monthly. Cash.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

dang how old are you?

cum2soon
cum2soon

I work part time as a cashier while i study

have §12.942

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

§
?????????????????

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

§
i meant $12.942

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

retired vet.. 2.83

girlDog
girlDog

College student 5.2K bank, 4.4K stocks, 1.1K cash

viagrandad
viagrandad

CS/AI Student in the UK, but have been a successful internet marketer for 4 years.

£110k in bank - soon £100k will be in a vanguard fund though.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

4.4K stocks
dude how can you fall asleep in the night?
Aren't you afraid that suddenly they just go down to $0? I'm so afraid of investing if suddenly my investment just looses a lot of money

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

£110k in bank
CS/AI Student in the UK
Nice ... Good job
1.1K cash
If the economy collapses?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Mexican in México...
B.A - 0 USD
Cash - USD$1.30
Salary - USD $2000

I'd like a job in the wall construction thingy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Audit Analyst (first job out of uni)

about -$40,000 CAD. Debt to father for uni fees and tolerating my worthless ass. Another thousand in credit card debt.
50,000 ripple coins and $400 in dividend stocks that pay quaterly

Plan to pay off all debt by 2020, get chartered accounting designation and quit job to open business.

Supergrass
Supergrass

College Student majoring in meme liberal arts degrees & soaking up as much online financial info as possible, especially Veeky Forums.
Here are my assets, increasing in importance as you go down the list:
GILF trust 1M
DILF trust 180k
15.5k stocks
10k bank
1k predict it (Banking on nationalist wins in France, Belgium, Germany)
$500 uncollected bets on Trump
$6 cash
$100 collected foreign bills
272 Trumpcoin

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

IT Support going into Manager role soon
$18000

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Systems administrator / IT support
£5,000 cash
£20,500 stocks
0.8 BTC

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Student

2.50 GBP

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

College Student majoring in meme liberal arts degrees
dude what? Does that literally exist?? I thought it only existed as a meme and in American movies
What do you even learn? why do you study it? wtf
1k predict (banking on nationalist wins in France, Belgium, Germany)
nice where can you bet on that?
272 Trumpcoin
amazin
£20,500 stocks
nice how have your stocks been so far all in all? did they rise or fall?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Yeah I've made about 1.5k profit from my stocks overall. Don't plan on selling any time soon though.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Psychology and Linguistics are literally memology
Ideas influence people & languages
The spread of ideas have an effect on populations
It's fucking memeology
Teachers constantly on damage control "I'm talking really fast through the part about genetics being 50-80% of the determinant of IQ, because it's just not that important, goyim"
Pic related is most men in my field

nice where can I bet on that
predictit.org
amazin
I'll be rich when it hits $10 a coin

5mileys
5mileys

nice. did you have much experience when you bought the stocks? how many did you buy?
"I'm talking really fast through the part about genetics being 50-80% of the determinant of IQ, because it's just not that important, goyim"
LOL

takes2long
takes2long

Shitcoin trader, YouTube channer owner

$1,500

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

good job

Snarelure
Snarelure

how

SniperGod
SniperGod

jrug deala / pimp

StonedTime
StonedTime

Grocery store stocker
$2,500

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

24
HD mechanic
Australia
14k
3k fortnightly

farquit
farquit

Hey guys, did you ever hear of "rich kids of Instagram?" It's just a bunch of teenagers bragging about their wealth with selfies on yachts and private jets.

I bring it up because those kids wound up getting their parents audited. One guy who claimed he made no significant income bought a yacht that year, and he would have gotten away with it had his kid not bragged about his wealth.

I don't know why this thread reminded me of that. Hopefully OP doesn't lose his NEET bucks.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Tank farm operator/maintainer
67k/yr

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

this nigga a Sim

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Senior in college, Currently interning as a financial analyst at a REIT

$5,200

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Crime scene cleaner

38k

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

NEET

265.95

It were 0 about 2 weeks ago. Slow investments will get me to that next goal soon.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I don't want to show the money to the govt lmao.

I'll probably buy bitcoin it. I was going to at $700 but it only dropped to $770 or so last dip.

Nojokur
Nojokur

My parents are really well off, so I dont really care. I've made over 1K on that 4.4K last year. Feelsgoodman (it was my first year trading/investing). I hope to make 2-3K+ this year.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Business Analyst

$100,000 + CAD Annually
$80,000 Various accounts SAV + CHQ + High Int SAV & Stocks

$23,000 Retirement Funds (Mostly using this to lower my taxes)

$30,000 Invested in rental property unit worth $160,000

Less than 300k owing on my home worth 400k

Going to move into another new home this year and rent out my current home.

Make most of my equity renting out, leveraging and deleveraging property. With interests rates this low it's insane not to borrow.

Anyone else here flip/rent houses?

SniperGod
SniperGod

NEET

20k + house freehold.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Assistant/training manager at an ice cream shop. Just hit $8.5k in savings but strongly considering paying off the car with it to be completely debt free.

I'm looking into flipping houses. Currently working on getting a real estate license so I can buy and sell for my friends who want to get into flipping

RavySnake
RavySnake

Tool and die maker
41000€

TechHater
TechHater

NEET, starting Uni soon.

$943.12 AUD in bank

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

NEET ~7 years

$200ish

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

nice congrats

Lunatick
Lunatick

Student
2k bucks

viagrandad
viagrandad

Stem student 3rd year
30k euro

cum2soon
cum2soon

That's pretty good
How did you earn so much? part time job?

askme
askme

Ye working in the summers, but most is from my parents (20k). They saved it for my 18 bday.
Pretty normal thing here, most students get smthing similar.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Oh like children savings right? Have the same here

TechHater
TechHater

STEM student. My Company pays me 1.050 euros per month for 3 months working and 3 months studying per semester.

25k

JunkTop
JunkTop

14 yr old

Forex trader

2700$ on forex acc
1400$ On bank acc

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

25
Industrial electrician
25k in metals
150k between tax free account and regular
50k in my retirement accounts
10k chequing

I make 150k a year

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

student
savings: 1700 Euro
checking -4,35 Euro

this month was shit, gonna come out with a plus next month tho

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Engineering Student, working 20hrs/week
€ 171.37 on bank account
€1,002.07 in cash
€26,066.98 in common stocks

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

plus some 30k in forest land

Emberfire
Emberfire

corporate wage slave

$72,000

StonedTime
StonedTime

Unemployed
$1.42

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Somali Warlord

$900,000,000

5mileys
5mileys

Industrial electrician

How did you get into that? Mind giving us a brief version of your story?

Bidwell
Bidwell

22 years old

Production factory wage slaver

$10,600

I only make $12/hr at 22 i'm panicking hardcore because I still haven't figured out what I want to do

FastChef
FastChef

(NEET disguised as) student

50€ in the bank
2.4 BTC on the blockchain

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Head McDonald's Sous Chef

$7M

Lunatick
Lunatick

you should panic. i give you <6 months before you post a "i'm 22, wagecuck, don't know what to do with my life" thread. do you have a degree?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I did my electrical apprenticeship. started off in commerical and with a contractor that had a lot of jobs through factories. Did that for my 5 year apprenticeship going from jobsite to jobsite.
That gave me a wide experience.
After i wrote for my license i got a job opportunity at one of the Car Factories i contracted in.
Started working there for good pay and steady overtime. I average right now 50 hours a week, but i could get easily 76 hours a week if i wanted

askme
askme

NEET

Collect neetbux twice a month. I have 18000 in the bank and 85000 in stocks

massdebater
massdebater

occupation
whatever i can get my lazy anti-social ass to do that isn't wageslaving: """running""" a small IT business with one employee (who does all the work), renting out an appartment, trading a bit here and there... this sort of thing. squandering my life and my education basically.
currently have in your bank account
around 25k
net worth
around 290k

StonedTime
StonedTime

art student
1200 in bank
32,000 in stocks

I haven't had a job yet, still needing family money to get through school

JunkTop
JunkTop

waiter wagecuck
$20 in wallet
$150 in savings

kill me please

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

28 years old
never had a job besides working at mcdonalds for 3 days
College student at a university called cal poly pomona
failed engineering first semester
process of changing majors
finance or accounting
2000 dollars in my checking
FICO score at 734

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

you've probably got more than everyone else here.

notice how nobody posts proof. this thread is a joke. Some people just don't get it is all.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

$4.7m

CEO of a successful company.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

22 years old
IT tech dude
$4,000

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

engineering student

$3k savings
$1.5k chequing
(nzd)

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

unemployed
$6700 savings, $800 checking

5mileys
5mileys

Commercial HVAC tech

106 USD checking
9500 USD savings
2500 401k
2000 taxed investment account

JunkTop
JunkTop

Unemployed (will work as a waiter on my mothers cousins restaurant on an island in summer however)
7000$
And something I don't have access to with maybe 25000 that my parents don't want me to have access to yet

Techpill
Techpill

And you didn't even bother to allege numbers, let alone post proof (which nobody but you has even thought to require).

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What are you doing here ?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

motherfucker

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

student
900€

~30k in debt

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Can I get an apprenticeship without going to a trade school? Or how long of a program is long enough? Six months? 2 years?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

HVAC apprentice $12/ph

$9200 AUD in the bank, own my car

so about $2.52 USD

in aus?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Sales representative
1100€/month
6000€ bank acc
property worth of 75k €
mortgage 70k €

other valuable stuff:
marantz amp worth of 2k
bowers and wilkins worth of 3k
tv 2k
pc 1,5k

Illusionz
Illusionz

explain that

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

How the fuck do you make less than minimum wage? Isn't australia's minimum wage about $17?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Hyperloop stock . Kek
Utterly autistic user

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

SCADA tech

12k chequing
57k tfsa
6k rrsp
26k DB pension

Methshot
Methshot

hyperloop stock

18yo student, living on welfare, ~$8k in bank account

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Heavy equipment operator.

No idea. Probably $500 - $2,500? I dont even look anymore. Wife pays the bills and if i need more than 50 or 100 bucks a usually call her and see if we got it. Money goes out fast these days.

Bout to pay off my 2nd house at 31 with no college degree.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Wtf a trademark attorney doing in this shithole.

You are better than us user.

Take some tips from your customers and get rich.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Thank you for your service user. Some of us arent faggot entitled shitlibs and are grateful.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

6'5" chef working at wendys with a 10 inch dick making over 140k

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Lucky dick. Dont fucking blow it on stocks or some shit.

Get some books and learn personal finance user.
I would never work again with less than half of that...

Booteefool
Booteefool

....just stay on your fucking side Paco.

Don't be getting any ideas.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Lol I'm sending texts to all employers who I know for a fact employ illegals threatening to report them to ICE

viagrandad
viagrandad

math teacher
$300k salaray
my fucking sides are in jupiter

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

From merching then rwting? Did you do it all on one or just a few accounts? How did you not get banned before rwting all of your stuff?

cum2soon
cum2soon

NEET

-150 euros

idontknow
idontknow

It came free with the job. Why not? It could happen. What are you studying?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Autistic? So I don't do well in social situations because I bought hyperloop stock? Well you've demonstrated your maturity level. I will take note of your input thanknyou

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Lol, you can take a loss on paper and the yacht can be a business expense.

Shouldnt ever worry about an audit unless you are doing shady shit or trying to beat the pinata a little more thsn u should.

Irs are a bunch of cocks but they do have a defined list of what u can and cannot do.

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.

Right off that new work truck if u want.

Better think twice about that boat tho.

Snarelure
Snarelure

That cant be fun...

Emberfire
Emberfire

18+

Flameblow
Flameblow

The feasibility of hyperloop is just so low that it's laughable, anyone who knows anything about the construction of something like that would agree. You basically have to make a vacuum chamber that is large enough to fit a train hundreds of miles long, and then send said trains through at high speeds. If there is even the slightest leak anywhere, the whole thing will shit the bed, killing anyone anywhere on any of the trains within seconds. The stock is only worth anything because dumb liberal media is hyping it up, Musk is probably doing it as some sort of pump and dump thing to get more money for his other ventures, or just for the lulz.

If it came with the job you can't lose right? just keep it and maybe libs will hype it up some more for you.

I'm in an aerospace program

SniperGod
SniperGod

Only been doing this job for a year now. It's pretty cool being included in big company's biggest business decisions early on, and I am in fact starting to see what differentiates the successful ones from the ones in decline. I do plan on using this knowledge when considering investments further down the road.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I have 0 dollars in steady savings and even less than that for a fuck to give about proof.

My money goes out as fast as it comes in. Wife and i together wage slave about 70k before taxes.

Live in shitbox.

Drive foreign shitbox.

Soend 3 times what i would in rent to fix my shitty house.

Example. Wake up to dogs barking. Glass everywhere. Bathroom mirror fucked itself off the wall. Mutherfucker has been hanging there like 100 yease and suicides.

Fucking kill me...

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Doing trump proud. Put that in your green card paperwork user. Maybe you can work on this side.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Good man. To bad i cant afford nor need you atm

eGremlin
eGremlin

It can be used for freight. Even without people in it it's a billion dollar idea. We make hundreds of miles of pipe with no leaks regularly. It's feasible.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I donät think you get it. A tiny leak in that pipe will make the trains crash violently into the pipe wall at hundreds of miles/hour, it will all come crashing off the pillars they propose putting it all on. Basically, even if it costs 5 billion to build instead of 25 billion for regular rail, it only has to have one samll error for the whole thing to break and have to be rebuilt, probably after it killed some people, even if it just transports cargo. It can crash down on people, explode near the ends where there are workers, etc.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I am at literally in the tube working on it now btw.

That's not how it works when there's a leak. The end of the tubes doesn't just suddenly sheer inch thick steel because of a pin hole in the tube somewhere alone it's length. You don't know what you're talking about. Kek.

Nojokur
Nojokur

this is why there are such things as diversification and dollar-cost averaging. You should only ever take on as much risk as what makes you comfortable, else you might make rash decisions

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Metrologist
I read that as a person who does weather (the swedish word for it is super similar. Quikc google told me it is not that in english). If you are working in the tube, what do you do?

The reason it would all break would be that a vacuum that large would have air rush in like a massive wall, hitting the trains inside. The hole itself wont "explode", but when a massive wall of air hits a heavy body travelling through a vacuum, it won't be a gentle slowdown.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Metrology =metrics I place things precisely and make sure parts are the right size.

Explosive decompression is a real danger yes. What's to stop us from putting sensors in the tube that detect atmosphere and deploy emergency brakes on the train the nanosecond a leak is detected anywhere on the track?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Also the vacuum we pull isn't a space vacuum it's more like the air pressure at 35,000 feet.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

How would you emergency brake a train moving that low preassure environment faster than the preassured air reaches it? Unless the leak is super far away from every train, you won't have time. This especially since to actually make it viable over regular trains you have to be able to have more than one train in the tube at once. I'd love for it to work just as much as anyone, but I am very skeptical of it ever becoming comercially viable. It can probably be done, but more at the leve like "we can shoot stuff into space". We can, but it is way to complicated to be viable for anything other than niche purposes. We don't use space as transport for people and cargo, but we do still use it for other things. That is where I see the hyperloop going. If it is going to be commercialised, it will probably take very long, just like the space industry has (even though it isn't really there yet). It is also a dead giveaway that musk doesn't believe in it himself, since he didn't take it on as a project of his own, but gave it away. If he really thought it was the next big thing, he would have made it a part of spacex or something, or at the very least patented it. Not show it off on a talk show and give it away to the average Joe to build a model of in his garage. It really surprised me that so many serious ventures popped up around the concept.

Flameblow
Flameblow

everything I know about science I learned by watching Thunderfeet on Jewtube

A "tiny leak" does not cause a violent and rapid decompression.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Unemployed, $21.56.

But that's just what I have in dollars :^)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

semi neet
work for my fathers businesses
have 80k saved up
earn 125k a year

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Host at a Jewish deli. 11.40 per hour plus ~30-50 cash tipout each day depending on the time of year.
$800, but I paid rent a few minutes ago.

Methshot
Methshot

As someone interested in backpacking and Japan, how would you describe your experience with workaway in Japan? Is it better in other countries?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Hikikomori.
I don't have a bank account, but I do have some 300 dollars somewhere in my room.

RumChicken
RumChicken

retail
5.2k (2.2k checking, 3k savings) to manage expenses and emergencies, everything else is invested or in tax advantaged accounts

DeathDog
DeathDog

Cashier at a burger place
-$10 (not even joking)

eGremlin
eGremlin

just out of curiosity, for everyone that has a negative checking/savings account, doesn't that cost a fee?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Software Engineer
150k

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

grad student and """"""part time"""""" musician

about $1200

Methshot
Methshot

$17.38
yaaaaaa baby zoogang

Emberburn
Emberburn

neet
200 eur in bank
50 eur in cash
3000 eur in bitcoin

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

mashaAllah apti

DeathDog
DeathDog

Finally someone smart with a sensible portfolio.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Software developer
$27k in a shitty savings account
$10k RRSP in Tangerine Equity Growth

$16k student debt

Yeah, I need to move some shit around. Way too lazy.

TechHater
TechHater

Aeromeme student

3k EUR in bank
1.1k EUR in stocks
5.5k EUR in savings
200 EUR in cash

Could be worse I guess

viagrandad
viagrandad

Automotive sales and poker.
$350,142.71 CAD

takes2long
takes2long

thinking he's real
how would he have a bank account at 14

Emberfire
Emberfire

I got a bank account when I was twelve

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Veeky Forums mod
$4,549,293.94

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Elon musk did build a scale model. Just launched it a few days ago. Have faith bro it's gonna work out you'll see

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Cheers!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Living the high life, good on you user you deserved it

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

34 years old
Software Developer
$34K Cash
$6.5K Stocks/ETFs
$18K 401k

Skullbone
Skullbone

student/philosopher

$5.01

TechHater
TechHater

yesterday
765€
today
50 765€
Occupation: neet and son

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

NEET

$401,900 USD liquid

RavySnake
RavySnake

Runescape boter
300k daily

cum2soon
cum2soon

Normally $30 a check give or take. But if you have had an account at a local bank since 3 years old like me and half the employees watched you grow up shitting your pants they just front it and charge you the 30 dollar fee and check amount.

Mfw 59 dollar case of beer because young me was fucking retarded

Methshot
Methshot

Bruh. O opened a checking account at 3 years old.

Not sure if is comman or if we really were that bored.

Small town.

Some user gives every kid in pre school $5 if they open a checking account with $1. Pretty sure he is on the bank board tho. Dusty old fart knows how to have lifetime customers by winning them over at the start of life.

iluvmen
iluvmen

kekd

StonedTime
StonedTime

wwyd with $300k?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Was working 65 hours a week to save up money to pay for school. This semester cost me $7500. $1500 in my checking, $3500 in my checking. Have to fix my front end suspension on my car. Feels absolutely awful

Methnerd
Methnerd

Engineering Manager
$58k in the bank
$40k in investments
$120k in home equity
$60k in liquid assets

I owe $260k on my mortgage and have a small car payment.

I'm 28, and no I did not have a single dollar handed to me, or education paid for.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Consultant computer programmer
Bank: $21,000
401k: idk like $10,000?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Sales Associate for office supplies
2k in savings, 1.75k in stocks.
living with family, not paying any bills.
I need to get another job, only earned 10k in 2016. Part time sucks.

Evilember
Evilember

move in with me

MPmaster
MPmaster

Network admin (retired)
35 years old
Now investing full time.

Around 400,000$ in U.S. Stocks & Options
Started with 2,500$ 2 years ago.
3 BTC (buying a shitload soon)
Trivial amount in checking account.

Trying to hit the M by year end.

farquit
farquit

Congratulations, proud of you.

TechHater
TechHater

Last year in school, gonna make my Abitur soon.
12k€

eGremlin
eGremlin

%of gains from stocks?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Pizza delivery
$6,556

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Simoleons

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

south african special task force
$41k

massdebater
massdebater

Get 1.5 million in rental real estate and aggressively grow it until other people run it for me.

Then buy a scrap yard and live in it.

Not even kidding.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

NEET
$52.30

SniperGod
SniperGod

Retail wageslave/Small dropship website owner

-$31.48

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

college student
$500
no debt though

DeathDog
DeathDog

Shipper receiver at sears.

$150 in the bank about $1000 cash.

How to invest and get rich while working full time?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Student
£21,400

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Freelance software dev
6k checking
5k savings
16k stock market portfolio.

Just started 6 months ago, how am I doing?

Techpill
Techpill

kek

5mileys
5mileys

are you me?
engineering manager
30 yo
$140k stocks $40k IRA $80k 401k $70k bank

But everything starting to feel meaningless once I hit 30. Personal life is feeling stagnant, no gf shit like that. Can't even buy a house because SF bay area housing cost is criminal.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

NEET

(with part time job work at my dad 10-30hours a month)

4180$ (bankaccount + stocks)

Booteefool
Booteefool

Toyota Salesman, i started last week, $0

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Bitcoins usually hit their lowest in September. i m expecting it to drop down like atleast 15-25% the next 7 months. but it always goes up 10-40% from September to January.

Spamalot
Spamalot

MODS

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

"NEET"

Bank account:
3 Days ago: 32 000$
2 Days ago: 34.000$
1 Day ago: 39 000
Today: 42 000

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

student, part time MEPS consultant in NYC, soon to graduate and start working fulltime

~7k in savings
~7k stocks
~100 k in trust fund

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I bug abused in the duel arena, I made about six grand in a week once before a bug got patched.

I also have quite a bit of accounts laying around, both RS3 and 07, whom I sell and then proceed to recover once they cannot appeal the money on PayPal anymore.

RWT is still easy to get away with if you're not a retard.

hairygrape
hairygrape

(Part Time) Stocker
$80k, been working and saving since I was 16(22 now.)

Thinking about buying this 100K house I've had my eyes set on and then renting it out while I go pursue uni out of state. Use the means of rent to cover the mortgage charge and some edu expenses. Have my own place to eventually come back home to. Would have parents nearby who could handle most issues.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Anyone know how likely it is that Westinghouse is about to go under? I just got offered a really nice job for my level of experience there but all the news and glassdoor reviews of the place sound horrifying. Not sure if this is the best place to ask but I figured some people here might be more familiar with the industy.
Anyways:
(soon to be) 70k+
$7k in bank

Emberburn
Emberburn

NEET
$0

just end my life already

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

JD, NEET, ($203,036)

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I work in a super market

£50

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Student
0.18btc
130€

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I work at 711
360$ in my checking
2000$ in savings

Booteefool
Booteefool

Student
19.500 in Savings
~500 in stocks

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

is ti as good as it sounds?

Spamalot
Spamalot

unemployed

~300 eu

idontknow
idontknow

RWT is still easy to get away with if you're not a retard.
But do you just use a single account and keep trading out huge amounts of rsgp to a bunch of accounts? I would think that alone would flag the account as rwting if you're just constantly giving away a few mil at a time to people who haven't even been on your friends list for long.

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