ITT: post your occupation and amount of money in you currently have in your bank account.
ITT: post your occupation and amount of money in you currently have in your bank account.
ForEx day trader
1st year apprentice starting monday $12/hr
-$3,500 in debt to mommy(tuition help) and discover card. I'll be debt free before june.
.5 BTC on polo
$50 in checking
data entry bitch
-$110 in my checking
Union steelworker 690k counting 401k
WorkawaySlave in Japan until the 3rd of March. Will start IT bsc in August. Nothing to do until then, maybe get a fast food job dunno. 20 yo btw.
8k in Stocks 3k in BTC
42k a year, not much but it's my first proper job, just in it till i head for uni
Rest is laying in cash around my house.
wage slave life.
21 yrs old
I run a web design/software development company.
$400 in bank account
$8,500 in betterment + robinhood + precious metals
what exactly does being a workawayslave entail?
also OP, where'd your stash come from?
Finance grad student
Just over € 45k in savings accounts.
not getting my first salary yet lolz
NEET (disabled vet)
Wife makes six figures though.
over 700k in BTC
Can't wait for the Trump meme bubble to burst. Dow crashing and BTC to jupiter
trainee in germany.
Sales I'm broke but I'm also debt free
about 7000€ in Bank account
should probably invest some of it but I cant be bothered
$960 in checking
I run a web design/software development company.
102k - bitcoin
7k - gold/silver
500$ - bank account
only one bank account
Any tips on storing and selling bitcoin?
Hardware wallet obviously, but any smart security protocols or lawyers involved to help your family secure the money in case something happens to you?
Also any good ideas for selling coins? The reason why I have gold/silver is for when I need to get cash quick and it's easier to sell gold compared to bitcoin.
~10k in bank
~10k in stocks
NEET (but I earned every cent I have through odd jobs)
He said bank not salary
45 398.74 Canadian pesos
8.5k in savings.
300 in checking
20 in pocket
9k hyperloop stock
€2100 on various runescape accounts
24 year old Software developer
Looks like you do whatever random shit the host wants in exchange for housing.
Student in UK
£230 in bank account
£180 equity in trading account
0.7 BTC in wallet
Nice you saved all four years of your pay.
got about $250,000 between my two accts
Just kill me
Hey man, that's $14.32 more than most people
500 african dollars, 10 packets of kool aid, and $30 gift card to TJ Maxx
I think net worth would be a better indicator
600 cash in hand
800 in credit card/bank related debt
something like 12000 in college debt.
owe 1200 on a car that I couldnt keep due to reasons
dont have a place set to move into on the 1st.
my nigga, I've made somewhere between €10k and 15k from RuneScape, good times
currently interning in the US
$2080 in the bank and a car that might shit itself any time
$20k annual sal
195K CAD so like $30 American.
450 in one bank
700 in another
10k mutual funds
1800 in cash
Gonna start a 401k soon maybe aswell
Stock speculator, college dropout for this
$5000 in stocks
Comparing amount of money you have just sitting around doing nothing
Not at the very least investing it in either your own business, real estate, or stocks
tfw halfway between committing to investment plan and anxiously waiting for impending financial crisis
dont forget the pack of newports
$400 in my account
On centrelink payments (social security), but not on the disability pension.
Have a wife in Singapore about to have a child in March.
Apparently the world needs to recover from the maths I punched it with before it acknowledges that it was just 'one guy' with the perfect storm of ingredients to make it happen.
The impending financial crisis will be counter-balanced by this discovery:
UBI = Insurance/Tax/Trade
But nooooobody will listen to me.
yeah about right, I was broke before I joined.
idiot thinks he's smart literally interpreting the OP, when everyone else has just posted their total net worth
Idiot thinking he's smart misinterpreting a post like it's meant for everything in the thread instead of OP
idiot thinks he's smart replying snarlingly to a post pointing out his obvious idiocy, implying that his original post was only for OP when he didn't link OP in his post, thus signifying the post infers everyone in the thread
My balls itch
computer engineering grad student
6'4" chef working at Wendys with a 9 inch penis making over $130,000 a year here
~£4,000 credit card debt
~£16,000 student debt
University student, 7,000€
It's not hard to run a little software thing. I did in high school. A lot of people do.
$2100 Total, Wont have it long after I pay taxes LoL... MERICA!!!
Operator at a factory
€15K in savings
Could be better, but I know from experience that it can be a whole lot worse. Crawled my way up.
Looking for a job, just graduated.
5k in the bank
600k being sent to me this week from a trust fund I just found out about.
Engineer, 40k cash, 110k in the market
engineers in charge of financial security
couple thousands in stocks
No job atm
Not allowed to say but I get around 30k monthly. Cash.
dang how old are you?
I work part time as a cashier while i study
i meant $12.942
retired vet.. 2.83
College student 5.2K bank, 4.4K stocks, 1.1K cash
CS/AI Student in the UK, but have been a successful internet marketer for 4 years.
£110k in bank - soon £100k will be in a vanguard fund though.
dude how can you fall asleep in the night?
Aren't you afraid that suddenly they just go down to $0? I'm so afraid of investing if suddenly my investment just looses a lot of money
£110k in bank
CS/AI Student in the UK
Nice ... Good job
If the economy collapses?
Mexican in México...
B.A - 0 USD
Cash - USD$1.30
Salary - USD $2000
I'd like a job in the wall construction thingy
Audit Analyst (first job out of uni)
about -$40,000 CAD. Debt to father for uni fees and tolerating my worthless ass. Another thousand in credit card debt.
50,000 ripple coins and $400 in dividend stocks that pay quaterly
Plan to pay off all debt by 2020, get chartered accounting designation and quit job to open business.
College Student majoring in meme liberal arts degrees & soaking up as much online financial info as possible, especially Veeky Forums.
Here are my assets, increasing in importance as you go down the list:
GILF trust 1M
DILF trust 180k
1k predict it (Banking on nationalist wins in France, Belgium, Germany)
$500 uncollected bets on Trump
$100 collected foreign bills
IT Support going into Manager role soon
Systems administrator / IT support
College Student majoring in meme liberal arts degrees
dude what? Does that literally exist?? I thought it only existed as a meme and in American movies
What do you even learn? why do you study it? wtf
1k predict (banking on nationalist wins in France, Belgium, Germany)
nice where can you bet on that?
nice how have your stocks been so far all in all? did they rise or fall?
Yeah I've made about 1.5k profit from my stocks overall. Don't plan on selling any time soon though.
Psychology and Linguistics are literally memology
Ideas influence people & languages
The spread of ideas have an effect on populations
It's fucking memeology
Teachers constantly on damage control "I'm talking really fast through the part about genetics being 50-80% of the determinant of IQ, because it's just not that important, goyim"
Pic related is most men in my field
nice where can I bet on that
I'll be rich when it hits $10 a coin
nice. did you have much experience when you bought the stocks? how many did you buy?
"I'm talking really fast through the part about genetics being 50-80% of the determinant of IQ, because it's just not that important, goyim"
Shitcoin trader, YouTube channer owner
jrug deala / pimp
Grocery store stocker
Hey guys, did you ever hear of "rich kids of Instagram?" It's just a bunch of teenagers bragging about their wealth with selfies on yachts and private jets.
I bring it up because those kids wound up getting their parents audited. One guy who claimed he made no significant income bought a yacht that year, and he would have gotten away with it had his kid not bragged about his wealth.
I don't know why this thread reminded me of that. Hopefully OP doesn't lose his NEET bucks.
Tank farm operator/maintainer
this nigga a Sim
Senior in college, Currently interning as a financial analyst at a REIT
Crime scene cleaner
It were 0 about 2 weeks ago. Slow investments will get me to that next goal soon.
I don't want to show the money to the govt lmao.
I'll probably buy bitcoin it. I was going to at $700 but it only dropped to $770 or so last dip.
My parents are really well off, so I dont really care. I've made over 1K on that 4.4K last year. Feelsgoodman (it was my first year trading/investing). I hope to make 2-3K+ this year.
$100,000 + CAD Annually
$80,000 Various accounts SAV + CHQ + High Int SAV & Stocks
$23,000 Retirement Funds (Mostly using this to lower my taxes)
$30,000 Invested in rental property unit worth $160,000
Less than 300k owing on my home worth 400k
Going to move into another new home this year and rent out my current home.
Make most of my equity renting out, leveraging and deleveraging property. With interests rates this low it's insane not to borrow.
Anyone else here flip/rent houses?
20k + house freehold.
Assistant/training manager at an ice cream shop. Just hit $8.5k in savings but strongly considering paying off the car with it to be completely debt free.
I'm looking into flipping houses. Currently working on getting a real estate license so I can buy and sell for my friends who want to get into flipping
Tool and die maker
NEET, starting Uni soon.
$943.12 AUD in bank
NEET ~7 years
Stem student 3rd year
That's pretty good
How did you earn so much? part time job?
Ye working in the summers, but most is from my parents (20k). They saved it for my 18 bday.
Pretty normal thing here, most students get smthing similar.
Oh like children savings right? Have the same here
STEM student. My Company pays me 1.050 euros per month for 3 months working and 3 months studying per semester.
14 yr old
2700$ on forex acc
1400$ On bank acc
25k in metals
150k between tax free account and regular
50k in my retirement accounts
I make 150k a year
savings: 1700 Euro
checking -4,35 Euro
this month was shit, gonna come out with a plus next month tho
Engineering Student, working 20hrs/week
€ 171.37 on bank account
€1,002.07 in cash
€26,066.98 in common stocks
plus some 30k in forest land
corporate wage slave
How did you get into that? Mind giving us a brief version of your story?
22 years old
Production factory wage slaver
I only make $12/hr at 22 i'm panicking hardcore because I still haven't figured out what I want to do
(NEET disguised as) student
50€ in the bank
2.4 BTC on the blockchain
Head McDonald's Sous Chef
you should panic. i give you <6 months before you post a "i'm 22, wagecuck, don't know what to do with my life" thread. do you have a degree?
I did my electrical apprenticeship. started off in commerical and with a contractor that had a lot of jobs through factories. Did that for my 5 year apprenticeship going from jobsite to jobsite.
That gave me a wide experience.
After i wrote for my license i got a job opportunity at one of the Car Factories i contracted in.
Started working there for good pay and steady overtime. I average right now 50 hours a week, but i could get easily 76 hours a week if i wanted
Collect neetbux twice a month. I have 18000 in the bank and 85000 in stocks
whatever i can get my lazy anti-social ass to do that isn't wageslaving: """running""" a small IT business with one employee (who does all the work), renting out an appartment, trading a bit here and there... this sort of thing. squandering my life and my education basically.
currently have in your bank account
1200 in bank
32,000 in stocks
I haven't had a job yet, still needing family money to get through school
$20 in wallet
$150 in savings
kill me please
28 years old
never had a job besides working at mcdonalds for 3 days
College student at a university called cal poly pomona
failed engineering first semester
process of changing majors
finance or accounting
2000 dollars in my checking
FICO score at 734
you've probably got more than everyone else here.
notice how nobody posts proof. this thread is a joke. Some people just don't get it is all.
CEO of a successful company.
22 years old
IT tech dude
$6700 savings, $800 checking
Commercial HVAC tech
106 USD checking
9500 USD savings
2000 taxed investment account
Unemployed (will work as a waiter on my mothers cousins restaurant on an island in summer however)
And something I don't have access to with maybe 25000 that my parents don't want me to have access to yet
And you didn't even bother to allege numbers, let alone post proof (which nobody but you has even thought to require).
What are you doing here ?
~30k in debt
Can I get an apprenticeship without going to a trade school? Or how long of a program is long enough? Six months? 2 years?
HVAC apprentice $12/ph
$9200 AUD in the bank, own my car
so about $2.52 USD
6000€ bank acc
property worth of 75k €
mortgage 70k €
other valuable stuff:
marantz amp worth of 2k
bowers and wilkins worth of 3k
How the fuck do you make less than minimum wage? Isn't australia's minimum wage about $17?
Hyperloop stock . Kek
Utterly autistic user
26k DB pension
18yo student, living on welfare, ~$8k in bank account
Heavy equipment operator.
No idea. Probably $500 - $2,500? I dont even look anymore. Wife pays the bills and if i need more than 50 or 100 bucks a usually call her and see if we got it. Money goes out fast these days.
Bout to pay off my 2nd house at 31 with no college degree.
Wtf a trademark attorney doing in this shithole.
You are better than us user.
Take some tips from your customers and get rich.
Thank you for your service user. Some of us arent faggot entitled shitlibs and are grateful.
6'5" chef working at wendys with a 10 inch dick making over 140k
Lucky dick. Dont fucking blow it on stocks or some shit.
Get some books and learn personal finance user.
I would never work again with less than half of that...
....just stay on your fucking side Paco.
Don't be getting any ideas.
Lol I'm sending texts to all employers who I know for a fact employ illegals threatening to report them to ICE
my fucking sides are in jupiter
From merching then rwting? Did you do it all on one or just a few accounts? How did you not get banned before rwting all of your stuff?
It came free with the job. Why not? It could happen. What are you studying?
Autistic? So I don't do well in social situations because I bought hyperloop stock? Well you've demonstrated your maturity level. I will take note of your input thanknyou
Lol, you can take a loss on paper and the yacht can be a business expense.
Shouldnt ever worry about an audit unless you are doing shady shit or trying to beat the pinata a little more thsn u should.
Irs are a bunch of cocks but they do have a defined list of what u can and cannot do.
Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.
Right off that new work truck if u want.
Better think twice about that boat tho.
That cant be fun...
The feasibility of hyperloop is just so low that it's laughable, anyone who knows anything about the construction of something like that would agree. You basically have to make a vacuum chamber that is large enough to fit a train hundreds of miles long, and then send said trains through at high speeds. If there is even the slightest leak anywhere, the whole thing will shit the bed, killing anyone anywhere on any of the trains within seconds. The stock is only worth anything because dumb liberal media is hyping it up, Musk is probably doing it as some sort of pump and dump thing to get more money for his other ventures, or just for the lulz.
If it came with the job you can't lose right? just keep it and maybe libs will hype it up some more for you.
I'm in an aerospace program
Only been doing this job for a year now. It's pretty cool being included in big company's biggest business decisions early on, and I am in fact starting to see what differentiates the successful ones from the ones in decline. I do plan on using this knowledge when considering investments further down the road.
I have 0 dollars in steady savings and even less than that for a fuck to give about proof.
My money goes out as fast as it comes in. Wife and i together wage slave about 70k before taxes.
Live in shitbox.
Drive foreign shitbox.
Soend 3 times what i would in rent to fix my shitty house.
Example. Wake up to dogs barking. Glass everywhere. Bathroom mirror fucked itself off the wall. Mutherfucker has been hanging there like 100 yease and suicides.
Fucking kill me...
Doing trump proud. Put that in your green card paperwork user. Maybe you can work on this side.
Good man. To bad i cant afford nor need you atm
It can be used for freight. Even without people in it it's a billion dollar idea. We make hundreds of miles of pipe with no leaks regularly. It's feasible.
I donät think you get it. A tiny leak in that pipe will make the trains crash violently into the pipe wall at hundreds of miles/hour, it will all come crashing off the pillars they propose putting it all on. Basically, even if it costs 5 billion to build instead of 25 billion for regular rail, it only has to have one samll error for the whole thing to break and have to be rebuilt, probably after it killed some people, even if it just transports cargo. It can crash down on people, explode near the ends where there are workers, etc.
I am at literally in the tube working on it now btw.
That's not how it works when there's a leak. The end of the tubes doesn't just suddenly sheer inch thick steel because of a pin hole in the tube somewhere alone it's length. You don't know what you're talking about. Kek.
this is why there are such things as diversification and dollar-cost averaging. You should only ever take on as much risk as what makes you comfortable, else you might make rash decisions
I read that as a person who does weather (the swedish word for it is super similar. Quikc google told me it is not that in english). If you are working in the tube, what do you do?
The reason it would all break would be that a vacuum that large would have air rush in like a massive wall, hitting the trains inside. The hole itself wont "explode", but when a massive wall of air hits a heavy body travelling through a vacuum, it won't be a gentle slowdown.
Metrology =metrics I place things precisely and make sure parts are the right size.
Explosive decompression is a real danger yes. What's to stop us from putting sensors in the tube that detect atmosphere and deploy emergency brakes on the train the nanosecond a leak is detected anywhere on the track?
Also the vacuum we pull isn't a space vacuum it's more like the air pressure at 35,000 feet.
How would you emergency brake a train moving that low preassure environment faster than the preassured air reaches it? Unless the leak is super far away from every train, you won't have time. This especially since to actually make it viable over regular trains you have to be able to have more than one train in the tube at once. I'd love for it to work just as much as anyone, but I am very skeptical of it ever becoming comercially viable. It can probably be done, but more at the leve like "we can shoot stuff into space". We can, but it is way to complicated to be viable for anything other than niche purposes. We don't use space as transport for people and cargo, but we do still use it for other things. That is where I see the hyperloop going. If it is going to be commercialised, it will probably take very long, just like the space industry has (even though it isn't really there yet). It is also a dead giveaway that musk doesn't believe in it himself, since he didn't take it on as a project of his own, but gave it away. If he really thought it was the next big thing, he would have made it a part of spacex or something, or at the very least patented it. Not show it off on a talk show and give it away to the average Joe to build a model of in his garage. It really surprised me that so many serious ventures popped up around the concept.
everything I know about science I learned by watching Thunderfeet on Jewtube
A "tiny leak" does not cause a violent and rapid decompression.
But that's just what I have in dollars :^)
work for my fathers businesses
have 80k saved up
earn 125k a year
Host at a Jewish deli. 11.40 per hour plus ~30-50 cash tipout each day depending on the time of year.
$800, but I paid rent a few minutes ago.
As someone interested in backpacking and Japan, how would you describe your experience with workaway in Japan? Is it better in other countries?
I don't have a bank account, but I do have some 300 dollars somewhere in my room.
5.2k (2.2k checking, 3k savings) to manage expenses and emergencies, everything else is invested or in tax advantaged accounts
Cashier at a burger place
-$10 (not even joking)
just out of curiosity, for everyone that has a negative checking/savings account, doesn't that cost a fee?
grad student and """"""part time"""""" musician
yaaaaaa baby zoogang
200 eur in bank
50 eur in cash
3000 eur in bitcoin
Finally someone smart with a sensible portfolio.
$27k in a shitty savings account
$10k RRSP in Tangerine Equity Growth
$16k student debt
Yeah, I need to move some shit around. Way too lazy.
3k EUR in bank
1.1k EUR in stocks
5.5k EUR in savings
200 EUR in cash
Could be worse I guess
Automotive sales and poker.
thinking he's real
how would he have a bank account at 14
I got a bank account when I was twelve
Veeky Forums mod
Elon musk did build a scale model. Just launched it a few days ago. Have faith bro it's gonna work out you'll see
Living the high life, good on you user you deserved it
34 years old
Occupation: neet and son
$401,900 USD liquid
Normally $30 a check give or take. But if you have had an account at a local bank since 3 years old like me and half the employees watched you grow up shitting your pants they just front it and charge you the 30 dollar fee and check amount.
Mfw 59 dollar case of beer because young me was fucking retarded
Bruh. O opened a checking account at 3 years old.
Not sure if is comman or if we really were that bored.
Some user gives every kid in pre school $5 if they open a checking account with $1. Pretty sure he is on the bank board tho. Dusty old fart knows how to have lifetime customers by winning them over at the start of life.
wwyd with $300k?
Was working 65 hours a week to save up money to pay for school. This semester cost me $7500. $1500 in my checking, $3500 in my checking. Have to fix my front end suspension on my car. Feels absolutely awful
$58k in the bank
$40k in investments
$120k in home equity
$60k in liquid assets
I owe $260k on my mortgage and have a small car payment.
I'm 28, and no I did not have a single dollar handed to me, or education paid for.
Consultant computer programmer
401k: idk like $10,000?
Sales Associate for office supplies
2k in savings, 1.75k in stocks.
living with family, not paying any bills.
I need to get another job, only earned 10k in 2016. Part time sucks.
move in with me
Network admin (retired)
35 years old
Now investing full time.
Around 400,000$ in U.S. Stocks & Options
Started with 2,500$ 2 years ago.
3 BTC (buying a shitload soon)
Trivial amount in checking account.
Trying to hit the M by year end.
Congratulations, proud of you.
Last year in school, gonna make my Abitur soon.
%of gains from stocks?
south african special task force
Get 1.5 million in rental real estate and aggressively grow it until other people run it for me.
Then buy a scrap yard and live in it.
Not even kidding.
Retail wageslave/Small dropship website owner
no debt though
Shipper receiver at sears.
$150 in the bank about $1000 cash.
How to invest and get rich while working full time?
Freelance software dev
16k stock market portfolio.
Just started 6 months ago, how am I doing?
are you me?
$140k stocks $40k IRA $80k 401k $70k bank
But everything starting to feel meaningless once I hit 30. Personal life is feeling stagnant, no gf shit like that. Can't even buy a house because SF bay area housing cost is criminal.
(with part time job work at my dad 10-30hours a month)
4180$ (bankaccount + stocks)
Toyota Salesman, i started last week, $0
Bitcoins usually hit their lowest in September. i m expecting it to drop down like atleast 15-25% the next 7 months. but it always goes up 10-40% from September to January.
3 Days ago: 32 000$
2 Days ago: 34.000$
1 Day ago: 39 000
Today: 42 000
student, part time MEPS consultant in NYC, soon to graduate and start working fulltime
~7k in savings
~100 k in trust fund
I bug abused in the duel arena, I made about six grand in a week once before a bug got patched.
I also have quite a bit of accounts laying around, both RS3 and 07, whom I sell and then proceed to recover once they cannot appeal the money on PayPal anymore.
RWT is still easy to get away with if you're not a retard.
(Part Time) Stocker
$80k, been working and saving since I was 16(22 now.)
Thinking about buying this 100K house I've had my eyes set on and then renting it out while I go pursue uni out of state. Use the means of rent to cover the mortgage charge and some edu expenses. Have my own place to eventually come back home to. Would have parents nearby who could handle most issues.
Anyone know how likely it is that Westinghouse is about to go under? I just got offered a really nice job for my level of experience there but all the news and glassdoor reviews of the place sound horrifying. Not sure if this is the best place to ask but I figured some people here might be more familiar with the industy.
(soon to be) 70k+
$7k in bank
just end my life already
JD, NEET, ($203,036)
I work in a super market
I work at 711
360$ in my checking
2000$ in savings
19.500 in Savings
~500 in stocks
is ti as good as it sounds?
RWT is still easy to get away with if you're not a retard.
But do you just use a single account and keep trading out huge amounts of rsgp to a bunch of accounts? I would think that alone would flag the account as rwting if you're just constantly giving away a few mil at a time to people who haven't even been on your friends list for long.