Space is best waifu. Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't.
Jeremiah Gray
Cora is cute
Wyatt Price
Vetra is for marriage.
Adam Sullivan
>you will never be inside space-chan
Austin Ross
you hapless fool
Lucas Hall
Patch when?
Levi Edwards
Next week.
Brandon Morris
You're pulling my leg
Wyatt Lewis
Probably Tuesday.
Alexander Roberts
I FUCKING HATE FAGGOTS
Gabriel Edwards
They're not so thrilled about you either
Justin Miller
I wonder if this was a transporter incident
Jordan Ramirez
I FUCKING LOVE VETRA
Jose Ramirez
...
Lincoln Williams
>tfw no tall quarian gf
Luis Reed
Bioware will never kill my hope they already made me a masochist after all.
Caleb Wood
amazing conversations with her
Carson Jones
...
Caleb Walker
i Is that the email she sends you after making it official with her? Seems like bland
Owen Flores
Nah, she sends it post-game. The email she sends you after the lock-in scene is the one where she talks about telling her sister about it. Sid thinks it's "the cutest" because Ryder is "soooo tiny".
Eli Rivera
Do faggots often suicide? I imagine they must, thought not as often as trannys.
Joshua Morgan
Does this mean Ryder has a small dick?
Nolan King
No, it means Vetra is half a foot taller than Ryder.
Carson Jones
Damn it.
Kevin Young
Gee I wonder
Lincoln Robinson
Look at Vetra's crotch. It looks like one of those strips of material is meant to be pulled off, or that it can be Does she have an emergency copulation port?
Isaiah Long
>The next patch will include fixes/improvements to both SP and MP. It's coming #soon, but I can't give the exact date yet, sorry. The next time I hear s**n I'll shoot somebody.
Joshua Thomas
So you're a going to shoot someone later
Charles Watson
WHEN I NEED A DATE
Evan Robinson
It is easily removable for quick semi-public cunnilingus.
Liam Myers
Tell me more.
Jonathan Hernandez
Weird.
Oliver Russell
Niiice
Ayden Perez
Preset 8 with dSara textures?
Jaxon Sanders
Yep.
Logan Baker
She looks like white/spanish mix. Kinda cute
Angel Carter
can you switch your look mid game like in DA2
Christopher Sanders
No
Jason Allen
lame
Connor Ward
so what's the best ending in 3?
Jason Peterson
Perfect Destroy
Luis Cooper
Destroy Bad
Caleb Foster
>so what's the least bad ending in 3?
Oliver Morgan
destroy vaporization
Nolan Lee
Isn't strange that human LIs for female players are never white? So if the chick don't want to bang alien, she has to bang black or spanish looking guy.
Nathaniel Nelson
not bad
Joseph Wood
I never noticed this before, I guess Kaidin is half Chinese if you think about it.
William Allen
>Kaidin IT'S KAIDAN DAMN YOU! WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE GET THIS RIGHT?
Leo Powell
I thought it's Kaiden?
Gabriel Nguyen
Its Gayden
Asher Ross
It suuuure is~
Lincoln Robinson
...
Charles Johnson
...
Brody Ramirez
I haven't played ME1 in a while but I don't remember a kaidan, do you mean Jenkins? The guy that dies in the first mission and leaves you solo until you find Ashley.
Samuel Russell
...
Nicholas Stewart
Kaiden is sooo fucking boring that I'm not surprised you don't remember him.
Alexander Roberts
>Kaiden
Christian Cook
Refusal
Xavier Smith
>uncensored
Henry Turner
MOOODS!!!
Aaron Nguyen
Did you refuse via dialogue or did you shoot the Catalyst?
Juan Anderson
both works
Justin Miller
You only get the Harbinger line if you shoot him though right?
Joshua Flores
Nice
Ian Mitchell
I've never heard of that so I assume it's a shop
Samuel Mitchell
. . .
Elijah Howard
The picture was just random
I mean how the Catalyst says "SO BE IT" in the reaper voice only happens if you shoot him, not the dialog choice
Aaron Wilson
Yeah if you shoot him he says "So be it!" in Reaper voice.
Jaxson Phillips
Are there any of those porn animations with Peebee like there are with Miranda, Jack, etc?
Jack Green
Andromeda sfms are gonna take a while because frostbite is a pain in the ass.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Paragon Control is objectively the best ending
Sebastian Kelly
For what?
Camden Hill
Masturbatory uses, obv!
Andrew Rivera
Do you seriously not know what porn is for?
Luis Bennett
...
Matthew Russell
The Andromeda Initiative is in dire need of kebab removal.
Jack Butler
it really isn't
Daniel Hernandez
>MEA gets shit publicity everywhere because the previews looked like garbage >gets a decent and accurate Metacritic score of 7/10 but that may as well be 1/10 for an AAA game >mainstream review sites like Gamespot shit on it with the occasional 6/10 scores >memes everywhere about how shitty it will be >mocking it becomes the new thing for a few weeks for e-celebs >game was made by the B-team of a B-team that had literally never made a full game before >technical issues heavily hint that the development cycle was fucked >still matches or exceeds EA's expectations and sells well, probably more than double its combined production and advertising budget in 1 week >still plan to release all that DLC
So this... is the power of... brands.
How will EA react to this news? Will the next ME be a literal piece of shit in the box and still produce at least $200 million in revenue?
Tyler Scott
The Andromeda Initiative is shit
I hope there are Reapers in Andromeda and they wipe all the AI cucks out
Jonathan James
Samuel would hack them no problem.
Jonathan Miller
Consumers have been happily enjoying shit for years. EA is gonna exploit that trend as much as any other company, because who the fuck wouldn't if it makes you money?
Benjamin Lopez
What it really needs is an Anti-Serbnigger Device.
Eli Stewart
Fuck no. Sam almost got pwnt by the Archon so there's no way he wouldn't get blown the fuck out by Harbinger
Ethan Barnes
You can't hack an organic.
Adrian James
>playing Citadel DLC for the first time This is pretty much the best thing in 3.
David Sanchez
Yes !
Mason Price
R8 muh Sara
James Brown
Get back in /dag/ before it dies!
Jacob Parker
she has a little something white coming out of her mouth
Grayson Jackson
But, user, they're solas/elf posting...
Isaac Kelly
...
Jayden Ramirez
She just finished taking care of her comatose brother
Kayden Foster
...
Adam Adams
I hate Krogan
Xavier Martin
tfw no fat krogan bf
John Stewart
The exploration in Andromeda contributed to ruin the campaign only for me, or is it a common feeling? Instead of numerous adventures, I felt like the entire game was divided in irrelevant fetch quests, mostly empty/pointless buildings/structures, and a very short main mission (You just follow the Kett around for what, 5 missions?) The rest is almost only driving the Nomad and shoot the random bad guys suddently bug-spawning.