Mass Effect General - /meg/

The mass effect fanbase edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.05 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/

>Furfag turian degeneracy:
pastebin.com/mKsLQ29j
Reminder this exists

Last thread:

First for peepoo

STILL WAITING ON POV VETRA EPIC

Space is fun
Andromeda is fun
Bioware is fun

Space is best waifu. Prove me wrong.
Pro tip: you can't.

Cora is cute

Vetra is for marriage.

>you will never be inside space-chan

you hapless fool

Patch when?

Next week.

You're pulling my leg

Probably Tuesday.

I FUCKING HATE FAGGOTS

They're not so thrilled about you either

I wonder if this was a transporter incident

I FUCKING LOVE VETRA

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>tfw no tall quarian gf

Bioware will never kill my hope they already made me a masochist after all.

amazing conversations with her

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Is that the email she sends you after making it official with her? Seems like bland

Nah, she sends it post-game. The email she sends you after the lock-in scene is the one where she talks about telling her sister about it. Sid thinks it's "the cutest" because Ryder is "soooo tiny".

Do faggots often suicide? I imagine they must, thought not as often as trannys.

Does this mean Ryder has a small dick?

No, it means Vetra is half a foot taller than Ryder.

Damn it.

Gee I wonder

Look at Vetra's crotch. It looks like one of those strips of material is meant to be pulled off, or that it can be Does she have an emergency copulation port?

>The next patch will include fixes/improvements to both SP and MP. It's coming #soon, but I can't give the exact date yet, sorry.
The next time I hear s**n I'll shoot somebody.

So you're a going to shoot someone later

WHEN
I NEED A DATE

It is easily removable for quick semi-public cunnilingus.

Tell me more.

Weird.

Niiice

Preset 8 with dSara textures?

Yep.

She looks like white/spanish mix. Kinda cute

can you switch your look mid game like in DA2

No

lame

so what's the best ending in 3?

Perfect Destroy

Destroy Bad

>so what's the least bad ending in 3?

destroy vaporization

Isn't strange that human LIs for female players are never white? So if the chick don't want to bang alien, she has to bang black or spanish looking guy.

not bad

I never noticed this before, I guess Kaidin is half Chinese if you think about it.

>Kaidin
IT'S KAIDAN DAMN YOU! WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE GET THIS RIGHT?

I thought it's Kaiden?

Its Gayden

It suuuure is~

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I haven't played ME1 in a while but I don't remember a kaidan, do you mean Jenkins? The guy that dies in the first mission and leaves you solo until you find Ashley.

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Kaiden is sooo fucking boring that I'm not surprised you don't remember him.

>Kaiden

Refusal

>uncensored

MOOODS!!!

Did you refuse via dialogue or did you shoot the Catalyst?

both works

You only get the Harbinger line if you shoot him though right?

Nice

I've never heard of that so I assume it's a shop

. . .

The picture was just random

I mean how the Catalyst says "SO BE IT" in the reaper voice only happens if you shoot him, not the dialog choice

Yeah if you shoot him he says "So be it!" in Reaper voice.

Are there any of those porn animations with Peebee like there are with Miranda, Jack, etc?

Andromeda sfms are gonna take a while because frostbite is a pain in the ass.

Paragon Control is objectively the best ending

For what?

Masturbatory uses, obv!

Do you seriously not know what porn is for?

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The Andromeda Initiative is in dire need of kebab removal.

it really isn't

>MEA gets shit publicity everywhere because the previews looked like garbage
>gets a decent and accurate Metacritic score of 7/10 but that may as well be 1/10 for an AAA game
>mainstream review sites like Gamespot shit on it with the occasional 6/10 scores
>memes everywhere about how shitty it will be
>mocking it becomes the new thing for a few weeks for e-celebs
>game was made by the B-team of a B-team that had literally never made a full game before
>technical issues heavily hint that the development cycle was fucked
>still matches or exceeds EA's expectations and sells well, probably more than double its combined production and advertising budget in 1 week
>still plan to release all that DLC

So this... is the power of... brands.

How will EA react to this news? Will the next ME be a literal piece of shit in the box and still produce at least $200 million in revenue?

The Andromeda Initiative is shit

I hope there are Reapers in Andromeda and they wipe all the AI cucks out

Samuel would hack them no problem.

Consumers have been happily enjoying shit for years. EA is gonna exploit that trend as much as any other company, because who the fuck wouldn't if it makes you money?

What it really needs is an Anti-Serbnigger Device.

Fuck no. Sam almost got pwnt by the Archon so there's no way he wouldn't get blown the fuck out by Harbinger

You can't hack an organic.

>playing Citadel DLC for the first time
This is pretty much the best thing in 3.

Yes !

R8 muh Sara

Get back in /dag/ before it dies!

she has a little something white coming out of her mouth

But, user, they're solas/elf posting...

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She just finished taking care of her comatose brother

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I hate Krogan

tfw no fat krogan bf

The exploration in Andromeda contributed to ruin the campaign only for me, or is it a common feeling? Instead of numerous adventures, I felt like the entire game was divided in irrelevant fetch quests, mostly empty/pointless buildings/structures, and a very short main mission (You just follow the Kett around for what, 5 missions?)
The rest is almost only driving the Nomad and shoot the random bad guys suddently bug-spawning.