/tickets/

Recently got popped for 88 in a 55.
There's been others before that, but fuck if I remember them.

Get pulled over doing 50mph in a 30 zone. $250 ticket. Cop also has to go over how he could arrest me for reckless driving, and acts like he's doing me a favor.

>cutting off cop with emergency lights flashing
>Just gotta...not be an asshole.
Right.

>drive grandpa's car to grandma to pick her up to visit grandpa in the hospital
>known regular location of a mobile camera trap on the route
>forget and speed through it
>43-ish kph in a 30 kph zone
>fine arrives in grandparents' mail a week or two later
>20€ or so, speeding in Germany is dirt cheap until you get into license points territory
>grandma decides to pay for it because the trip was for the good cause of visiting grandpa in hospital
The end, only ticket I've ever gotten. Also ran a speed trap in my dad's company car once but I don't know what happened to that, and I ran a speed trap in my dad's car once, but apparently it wasn't in operation at the time. Somehow managed to avoid tickets in my own cars so far.

>Go through yellow light
>Police car pulls me over
>Says I went through a red
>Leaves me with a warning

>Commuting home from girlfriend's house every week
>Do 120mph on the highway most trips
>Never see any police
>Never get pulled over

>get chosen (first place out of 1) to drive my in-laws car from Florida to NH
>car is a station wagon packed with shit
>have to get from FL to NH in two days, unpack and get to the airport to pick them up
>flying up 95 in Rhode Island at about 85mph and hear siren
>state cop pulls me over
>tells me he followed me for a mile right behind me with his lights on. why didn't I pull over?
>point to the back of the car filled with shit
>couldn't see out the back window
>when he asks what the stuff is I explain what I'm doing
>shakes his head, goes back to his car, comes back with a warning and says "good luck"

>be yesterday
>tags expired last month
>no money to renew them till tomorrow
>drive out and drop my mom off at work
>on the way home see a FHP officer in the distance behind me
>stoplight and no where to turn off of the street
>ohshit.png
>FHP car is within three car lenghts behind me and one lane over
>think I'm okay
>light turns green and accelerate
>not even five seconds later
>partylights.exe
>officer was a skinny black guy, very curt and non-conversational
>writes ticket and tells me to drive safe
>mfw

Getting my renewal within the next hour and may take an Option 3 on the citation depending on how much the court fees are.

>coming back from gym
>wife in front seat with me, two kids in car seats in the back
>minding my own business and cop steps off the curb and pulls us over
>inspection sticker a month overdue
>asks for license and registration
>didn't bring wallet to gym so no license
>it's my wife's car and she has no idea where the registration is
>cop sees two white people, using seat belts, kids properly secured in child seats
>"get it inspected. you can go."

>be white
You forgot that, but really, it went like this.
>Driving down a two lane road
>Come to a 4 way with stop signs
>Rolling stop turning right
>Begin accelerating after coming to stop sign
>Realize car 10' behind me is cop
>Preemptively put left blinker on to turn into lot right after right turn because I figured he was gonna pull me over for rolling stop
>He flips his light on at the same exact time
>I begin turning left, right as he began to pass me
>He skids to a stop, I skid to a stop at the sounds of his skid
>He roasts tires in reverse, hits drive, roasts tires to go around my still stationary car
>He passes me, and I continue on my way
>30 min later, I'm still driving around, he pulls me over
>Asks why I cut him off
>I say my blinker had been on for at least 5 seconds before his lights
>He says it wasn't
>He gives me a warning
>I figured out my left blinker didn't work
>Fixed it 1.5 years later, avoided left turns as often as possible

>work for gun manufacturer
>fly to DC (I think) and rent a car
>driving out of the airport and it's like a big circle
>can never see how to get out of there
>4th time around see the exit at last minute
>stomp it, cross three lanes
>light flashing in my rear view
>big burly cop walks up to my window
>"what was that all about?"
>explain why I did what I did
>he asks for my license and registration
>explain it's a rental so he asks for the rental agreement
>just about to reach for my suitcase when I remember I have to hand guns in there
>explain why I'm in town (selling guns to local PD's)
>show him my business card and FID
>asks what I have
>we shoot the shit (not literally) for about 15 minutes about guns
>gives me detailed directions on how to get out of the airport

all things considered, if it happened today I might be dead.

Are you black? Was he black? What guns did you have to show off?

I'm white, he was black.

If I remember correctly I had a P250 and a 1911.

>82 in a 55
>82 in a 70
>82 in a 45

I refuse to drive at 82 from now on. Either 83

>f-22
>not A-10 with its BRRRRRRRTTT

Fair number of fix-it tickets when I was younger. only one moving violation, 87 in a 75 crossing North Dakota. Cop put it down as 85, as >10 over is a much bigger fine. Now I spend all day going 20mph+ over on a motorcycle, but still the ND was the only time I got tagged in nearly 20 years on the road.

>waiting 1.5 years to do something that takes 5 minutes
For what purpose

You can't just not bring your license with you because you're going to the gym.

Heading to the gym 4am
Speeding since roads are empty
Notice cop car ahead, too late to slow down
He was probably watching a movie on his ipad anyway...
Pulls me over, says I'm speeding I say ok, just give me a ticket
Got a ticket, about $110 which isn't bad and I could care less....
Late to the gym btw, and fucked up my workout..

well he is alive so...

are you me?

Made me laugh

>have to piss really bad a week ago
>almost back to work
>unpluged radar detector earlier in the day because I had a headache
>pass a cop going the other way
>instantly see lights behind me as soon as I passed him
>was hauling ass
>fuck
>pulled over before he could even turn around because I know he had me
>he pulled up a few moments later, He was really cool and polite
>asked me how my driving record was, Told him I got DUI when I was younger
>I'm white so he cut a major break and he writes me up for impeding traffic (100 dollar fine, no points). Could have written me a 580 dollar ticket with 3 points
>bro cop drives away and I make it to the toilet at work

>car is out of date on registration
>no insurance
>it's been parked
>need to pass inspection and emissions
>buy brand new tires and get them installed
>on the way home get pulled over
>right then my thermostat housing explodes leaking coolant everywhere
>office comes up and askes for registration, insurance and license
>told him I don't have the first two and I just got back from putting new tires on the car to pass inspection
>he mentions that their is coolant under my car
>I just look at my steering wheel and sigh a "oh no"
>ask if I can get out
>he says hold on a minute and let me run your plates and license
>comes back
>tells me he's only giving me a warning
>asks me if I need any help
>tell him no, I live really close and if it would be fine to roll the drive the car the few blocks it needs
>he says that's fine
>get car home
>fix thermostat housing
>no ticket

I was still scared shitless till he told me I was getting only a warning.

>cutting off cop with emergency lights flashing

top kek

Police won't be seen faking their jobs on the highway.

>km
Non-American cops don't count. American cops are hard-ass douchebags with authority complexes.

Great meme m8

happened earlier this week

>go to drive on new road, 35mph
>immediately get behind a slow-ish driver that doesn't maintain speed
>maintain distance though but annoyed for a few miles
>black hyundai comes up on my ass soon enough
>go over crest
>see 1 car, then cop
>car in front slows down
>gotta hit brake to not hit them
>keep driving, maybe he didn't see me flash my brake lights
>1/4 down the road, still following slow-ish
>see cops lights
>"you motherfucker"
>first to pull over
>black car and cop pull past me
>black car got pulled over
>I pass slow and cautious as shit thankful, but not sure if I pulled over too quick and needs me to be in front of him
>drive away lucky

he might have pulled me over if the black hyundai wasn't breaking the law worse than I did in that instance.

>Get pulled over for DOT inspection in IL.
>Logbook current, all lights function, air brakes A-OK.
>what'sthis.jpg
>get a $55 ticket for an overcharged fire extinguisher.
>mfw overcharged for possession of an overcharged spray bottle.

Got to pay for dem programs somehow user

>Driving on empty freeway after work
>2 AM
>Driving 68 mph in a 65
>Cop is hidden on an overpass
>I pass by
>Out of nowhere I see the blue flying down the on ramp
>Pulls me over
>"Evening, you in a hurry?"
>"Evening officer. Not really, just heading home after work. I couldn't have been going much over 65"
>In an abrasive voice "It's actually the morning. Have you been drinking or using illicit drugs?"
>"No..."
>Takes my license, registration, and insurance to run them
>Brings them back along with a speeding ticket for 68 in a 65
>[Insert Legal Jargon Disclaimer Stuff]
>"You are free to go. Your registration needs renewed in two months, so be sure to take care of that. Slow down, you have nowhere to be"
>"Tha-ank you?"
>Pull away and continue home
>Still confused today over why I got the speeding ticket
>TFW literally the next week the speed limit on that freeway is raised to 70

>be me Sunday night
>drunk rams my car on the interstate going 90 in a 60
>drunk flees the scene
>cop comes
>tickets me for 2 day expired license
>never caught the drunk
>cars totaled

>all of these from freshman year

wtf
WTF

Don't you fight anything?

Only got one for a rolling stop when I first started driving.
Got a warning for apparently speeding over the hoover dam at night. Honestly have no idea how fast I was going, who the fuck tries to speed on the fucking thing unless they're suicidal?

>1 AM, going to visit a friend and her manager who's into cars, but works night shift at McDonalds
>Hop onto freeway, casually going about 80 in a 65
>No point in rushing there
>Big ass SUV with HID lights flies up to within a car length behind me, maybe less
>Speeding up a bit to try and get a little distance, since I literally can't see anything out of any of my mirrors, and this person starts flashing their high beams
>Note, this is a fucking 5 lane freeway that's damn near empty, at 1 AM
>I assume this person is fucking insane and about ready to run me off the road
>Keep speeding up, just wanting to put distance between us
>Hit 113 MPH and finally see a gap being made
>Exit is coming up, so start getting over
>See that SUV isn't getting over
>Figure it's probably safe to slow down
>Before I can even get to the brake pedal, disco lights in my mirror
>It was a dick ass cop
>I pull over, and he comes up to the passenger side
>"How much have you been drinking?"
>"Uhh, none?"
>"Are you on any drugs?"
>"No."
>He proceeds to come over to my side, and does a finger test, which I pass easily
>Asks for registration and such, hand it to him, when he notices my ignition is all fucked, and I have a screwdriver in the passenger seat
>Asks if the car is mine
>Tell him yes
>Goes back to car, comes back with a ticket, 113 in a 65 zone
Fighting that, already put in a not guilty plea, second hearing is at the end of August. Sorry for fearing for my life when I was passing through a part of town known for crazy drug addicts and gang activity.

What the fuck? DOT inspections?

>riding 190kmh on 80kmh area
>cops go by
>they make u-turn
>like a fucking retard i slow down
>they catch up and pull me over
>how fast were you going?
>insist i was going 80kmh
>boker_face.jpeg
>they let me go

i dont think they had radar on since they have to prove i was speeding

also why the fuck did i even slow down after cops drove by, theres no chance they could catch up if i kept going

>All km/h in Australia
>80 in a 50. $300 ticket 3 points.
>95 in 100. $110 and 1 pt.
>70 in 100. $110 and 1 pt, but throws the book at me for dual nationality and having no license for country I'm in, $450 all up + about 4 pts.
>80 in a 60, $300 & 3pts.
>224 in a 110, $800 all points and 15 month ban, court hearing...
>64 in a 60, wrote to police and got off.
Police in Australia are worse than anywhere else I've been and encountered police: Africa, UK, USA, Cypress, Spain, Thailand, Cambodia, Portugal, Italy, New Zealand.
They are literally paid thugs.

>what are side mirrors?

How the hell did you get a deisel punto to go 92

>tfw rural nz and cops knock 15km/h off every time i've been pulled over
>one even asked how fast I'd gone max and shook my hand when I said over 200km/h

i'm sorry user

kek

The most I've gotten away with was 160 km/h in a 100 km/h zone.
Breathalyzer negative because I'm not a degenerate.

Police generally never give me a hard time.
The trick is to treat them like human beings, not authority figures or enemies.

$270aud for incorrectly displayed p plates

a week ago

and $680aud for going through an empty intersection 1.7 seconds after light went red

My encounters with UK cops were a bit like this.
I got the impression they were genuinely good people.
Australian police in comparison are literally like an angry gang of thugs.
When it comes to real police work they're like toddlers.
Read about the police storming the cafe in Sydney recently, they shot seven people including the terrorist holding them hostage, after more than half a day of just watching him.
They did more damage than the terrorist, just went in guns up and triggers down lol
This is what I'm talking about.
The only thing they seem to be able to do is hassle people for minor shit.

>driving on the highway
>doing 70 in a 65 zone
>notice a cop a few cars back
>he slowly makes his way towards me
>he finally gets gets behind me
>turns on his lights
>wtf I'm getting pulled over for going 5 over
>preemptively roll down my window
>he comes and asks me if I'm headed to mom and dads house
>notice the cop is a she
>notice the cop is my sister
>mfw my sister pulls me over just to fuck with me

So did you fuck?

Do you trade cummies for ticket removal?

>be gainz goblin
>dress as police human
>pull over human on their way to the gym
>tell him he was "spee ding"
>give him a bill for a random amount of human money so he thinks he's gotten away with it
>steal his gainz with sleight of hand
>tfw all the chads laugh at his skinny armlets

>85mph in a 30 zone on a quiet sunday
>police mandem parked by the side of the road
>chases after me
>has no proof i was speeding so i just apologise and he lets me off
>tfw that would have been prison
>tfw gf gets fined for 35 in a 30 zone that same year

she's still salty about that

Sadly life isn't like OreImo. I'm trying to find the ticket she wrote me. It was full of all sorts of memes and shit. She wrote down that I was going over 9000 and said I was trying to do a barrel roll on the highway. This was back in like 2007.

>Cypress
You mean Cyprus?

You serious, friendo?
3 days ago I got to 190km/h in the motorway.
It's not that hard when your car weighs a tonne and you have 200Nm.

fuck off diesel punto

What is it, friend?

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>memorial day weekend 2014 in jersey
>routes are backed up
>go over shoulder for 20 feet to get to the stupid jughandle turnaround
>cop is waiting there, gets me and several others
>acknowledge it was wrong that I pulled on the shoulder
>cop writes traffic as "delaying traffic", which is not considered a moving violation (no points/demerit on license, no insurance impact) and only $50
>pay it without contest because the cop gave me a break

>late 2015
>driving to my grandmothers
>on a road with one lane in each direction, ridiculously low speed limit. I'm over it, but not by too much
>cop pulls me over, says I was doing 53/30 (no way in hell). town cop writes ticket as such
>hire a lawyer ($550). ticket plea bargain is "disregard for traffic device" (e.g. blowing a stop sign) for $200 plus defensive driving ($25 fee, but it lowers liability portions of auto insurance premiums by 10% for three years)
>total cost for ticket (lawyer + ticket + defensive driving) about $800, but my insurance rates did not increase (first offense, not serious is not scored) and I save ~$300 with the 10% discount on auto insurance for the next three years which helps offset some of the pain
>lesson learned: mind speed more (have a heads up display in my car now) and always make sure the radar detector is on before leaving the house

79 in a 65 on my way to class
Unreasonable Acceleration (city ordinance) for doing a burnout in front of an unmarked car
34/20 (school zone) but bro cop put it down as "urban area"
Unreasonable Acceleration again for fully drifting an intersection (didn't see the cop lol)
Careless Driving for street drifting (license suspended until 8/11 for that one)

$731 total in fees plus whatever the reinstatement fee is in August.

Milas Ellhnika?

Nope. Google translate.

Then how did you understand what I said now?

Google translate also translates from romanized greek as it seems.

in 100
in 100

Typo?

in 50

You deserved that one

in 110

Inexcusable and frankly stupid with all the abbos on the road

in a 60

Okay I'll give you that one

Depends what state you live in. In my state, we have what's called a 48 hour law, where as long as you bring the license to the police station within 48 hours you don't need it when you get pulled over.

1st time got pulled over for doing 60mph in a 40mph and got a $120 ticket
2nd time I going 42 in a 25mph and got let off
3rd time I got a ticket for going 90mph in a 70mph it was only $120 too

>You can't just not bring your license with you because you're going to the gym.
Am I going to bring a lock just to lock my license in a locker? Or just throw it in there and hope for the best?

>>what are side mirrors?
yeah, I know. But I had been driving for 10 hours at that point just wanting to get home. Lucky I was still awake.

Not my ticket

>have to work on a Saturday morning so driving along
>Jeep flies by me in far left lane with top off
>Jeep has no rearview mirror inside, no side mirrors
>right behind him is a state cop, literally just feet from his rear bumper. blue lights on but no siren
>I speed up to watch what happens
>two miles later cop hits the siren
>guy pulls into middle lane and keeps going
>cop has to yell over loudspeaker for him to pull over
>if I was the cop I'd give him tickets for speeding, left lane violation and defective equipment

i loled

Put it in your car you mongoloid.

>about a month ago
>driving from Arizona to Colorado
>have had my license for less than a month
>in the middle lane going 80 in 75
>notice that cars both left and right of me are going much slower
>slow down to 70
>still passing cars
>notice a reflection in the bushes
>shit my pants since I haven't ever been pulled over
>slow down to 65
>cop follows me for a while
>redandblue.png
>turns out it was 75 and everyone was just being slow for no reason
>got away with a warning

Only for Truck Cucks, anything with a GVWR of 26,001 lbs. or more.

Does it count if you managed to get away?

>be me sophomore in collegefag
>first car was a 2000 GT 5 speed
>not fast but quick and loud
> dating girl at the time, total qt but also pretty generic normie
>school is having an event at night so we go
>hungry as fuck so we leave to based quiznoes that is down a dark road and run by the only pajeet i consider human.
> dinner goes well had fun, small talk etc.
>we decide to head back to campus, down dark road
>tfw its my chance to how off my mad skills WOT and bang through all the gears
> tfw pedal to the metal, pushing my shitty 2v to the limit
>tfw we are going about a 100+mph in a 45
>tfw i see flashing lights behind me
> i say i-it must be an ambulance
>in reality my ass is clenching so hard it had the density of a black hole
>mfw it is a fucking cop
> JUST.jpg
>car next to me thinks he is the one getting pulled so he decides to slow down.
>cop has to slow down too
>mfw this is my chance
>Gun it and make a hard right into a neighborhood, turn of headlights and take random roads to get back to main road
> eventually make it back to campus
> try to act alpha like it was my mad skills that saved the day
>thought she was wet after those hektic skidz
>tfw she is not
>tfw we stop dating and she starts hanging around with some chad

had the last laugh because i still got to say i ran from the cops and she got fat a few years later. Were still friends tho. I think the cop honestly thought it was the guy next to me, so i wonder if i screwed someone over.....

...

>this kills the insurance rates

ya it's pretty bad

Can you even drive? Do you have a license? Will anyone insure you?

Also what the fuck nigga, that's one thuggish rap sheet, jesus christ.

>theft
>public intoxication

How degenerate

How the hell much was the original ticket if they offered you $200 as a bargain? Also for the future you really don't need to higher a lawyer for that shit, you can just go in yourself and they offer everyone bargains for tickets because they don't want to fill up their docket with minor shit like trials for traffic tickets.

>most recent offense is not owning insurance

LIKE POTTERY

Yeah but Officer it's not my fault, my prior convictions made insurance too expensive. If anything this is YOUR fault.

I kek'd; you are Public Enemy No. 2, or some such individual.

Ya im all clear at the moment licenced and insured.

I got that ticket right after I T-boned a pregnant bitch in a parking lot.

NIGGER PLEASE

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Speeding tickets in New York have a $300 maximum for the first conviction, plus local courts can up the fine of anything by up to $93 for processing/court fees. So you're at $393 for the ticket alone.

Any speeding ticket where they're claiming 20mph+ or more over is considered grounds to increase insurance right away (for lesser speeding, 3 or more occasions is enough if it's under 16mph per offense).

For said speeding ticket, your insurance increase will generally be at least 15% for the next five years, plus the loss of a "good driver discount" for not having any major violations. So you can easily spend $100-$200 or more per auto insurance renewal every six months for a single speeding ticket of 16 or more over, or two or more tickets for less.

My local court/PD has a huge chip on their shoulder from the state trooper station being in our town. They handle any serious investigations/issues leaving peanuts for the overpaid, former NYC cops in a safe, boring town, which makes the cops into total jackasses looking "for an excuse". Basically, you don't have the tactic of showing up and not expecting to be railroaded, or moving the court date and expecting the cop not to show up 2 minutes away from his station.

New York is a liberal shithole and they use ticket revenue to line pockets and yet we are STILL BROKE.

>driving through Virginia
>have a couple prior I'm doing 79 in a 65
>going up this shitty as mountain in the passing lane
>looking to my left since I'm turning left around a median
>notice an alcove and look into it as I pass
>lurking cop
>he looks at me
>I look at him
> a microsecond of eye contact
>felt like an eternity
>snap back to the road, check my rearview, he's pulling out
>of fucking course
>get pulled over and sign my ticket
>get home

So no big deal, I live in PA, I supposed my superiority caused some controversy out of state

Fast forward a month:

>get a letter from Virginia
>oh boy what's the damage
>I'm required to appear in court IN VIRGINIA or face jailtime
>whatthefucknigger.jpg
>plead guilty by mail because I'm not driving to Virginia for a 7am court date on a Wednesday, 7 hours away from my place of residence
>$170 and a fucking FELONY record

Nukes to Virginia when?