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>Dat Wheels MFG #27 hanger
Universal sign of a shit bike.
My shit bike has one too.

>spending more than 300 dollars on a bike ever
Why do you think people do this
These wheels aren't stock tho

I have multiple bikes that were over $300. It is similar to the difference between a $13k new car and a $40k new car. For the most part, the more expensive ones are nicer to use and built better.

>electronic manual

I suppose that's true
I got it online for 300 but if had to completely rebuild it because the bullshit parts kept breaking I've probably bought 300 dollars worth of new parts and tools for it but it's still cheaper than the $1200 bike the bike shop I went to tried to sell me

>eat Indian food
>Engine misfires

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>rev to 150 rpm
>CEL comes on

Are belt driven bikes a meme?

go back to

I don't like /n/

>rwd is a meme

>turn signals
>Same color as brake lights
Wtf Americans

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>ran when parked

mine's a dsg

>needs $10 part to run

>has some rust on chain and gears but it's an easy and cheap fix

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Kek

>over heats on the side of the road

>barefoot on the bicycle
Fuck man, thats triggering... I've seen folks do that on the downhill trail where I live, and I can only think to myself that I'll be the one who has to pick up the toes of whatever foot they shove into the spokes in ten minutes

I'd pick up her toes with my mouth if you know what I mean

>foot they shove into the spokes in ten minutes
ehhh
that's not how it works
i have never heard of someone getting their foot stuck in the wheel of a bike before

I deal with tourists

Tourists, on the IQ spectrum, usually places somewhere between a rabbit with downs-syndrome and a mutated carrot

i go cycling bi-weekly with 5-10 people and that never happened in about 4 years

And you all go barefoot and have the IQ of a carrot with downs?

I work with bike patrol currently. Every day, hundreds of cyclists tour the downhill tracks, bike park, jump lines, mountain trails and whatnot, with skill and equipment ranging from someone who biked to work when they were 16 and is on a stiff-frame lady bike on bald tires, to a professional athlete on his $9 000 Cannondale

Trust me - I've seen stupid shit. Nobody has lost a toe yet, but we've had handlebars take chunks outta people (why they didn't have rubber protection is beyond me), snapped frame that made a 5 inch deep cut in the thigh (thankfully no major artery), and even a guy with two broken ankles because he used those click-lock pedal things and they didn't release when he crashed

Nothing makes me chuckle more than cyclefags getting hurt, always makes me chuckle from the leather seat of my F150

*unzips calves*
*steals ur bitch*
tough luck kiddo

Wow your life right now goes in cycles both literally and figuratively *gegadabs*
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This made me think of those centrifugal-auto-shifting bicycles. Can't remember if I've ever ridden one or just saw on an infomercial or something.

This pic is /n/ and Veeky Forums.

Are those still a thing? Some company was making a auto shifting system for di2 I believe.

I'd say $1000 is the same upper limit on a bike. You're getting a lot more bike than for $600 let alone $300.

>just saw on an infomercial
yo you too?

I had one of those, nice bike.

Too much suspension for Ontario though.

Pic related

I love it so far. With SLX brakes on 203f/185r rotors, a 32t chainring, and an 11-34t 9-speed cassette, it rips at bike parks but I can still trail ride it. I want to run a dropper on it, but the 30.0 seattube makes it hard. I'll need to shim a 27.2 to fit.

what's the car equivalent of one of these?
also good idea, attach a lawnmower engine to one of these for shits and gigs?

What's the best bike for a fatass that wants to lose weight?

I sold mine a few years ago.

New bike has a dropped though, and it's awesome.

guys this is fast becoming an /n/ thread
this was supposed to be a lighthearted shitposting thread
lets get back on track

>this guy has been tailgating you for the last mile
>wdyd

Fatbike at low pressure or a DH bike with the heaviest and slowest tires you can find.

>go to buy Rockhopper from guy
>owner is black
>"Just needs a tune-up"
>Brakes and shifters are completely shot
>rear tire bald
>both discs warped

>spend $300 on shifters, tires, brakes, discs on a $200 used bike

FUCKING TYRONE

>city bike
Nice crossover baby,do you take it off road?

guys should i be using the parking brake or can i just leave it gear

>also good idea, attach a lawnmower engine to one of these for shits and gigs?
Ahh, the most useful application for a bicycle.

is that a piss bottle behind the rear wheel?

>obscure puerto rican kale farming image board
>not pissing in bottles

>is that a piss bottle behind the rear wheel?
No, I don't live in the third world.

>no, i don't live in the third world
they piss in the street in the third world
pissing in bottles is strictly first world

Thinking about getting a waterbottle cup holder on my bike.

Someone said to get a camelbak but I can't afford those.

>stop at red light
>rice boy in a dropped giant pedals angrily at me
>pedal back
>light goes green
>go through gears faster than vin diesel
>rice boys rincon cant handle the rough touge terrain,hits the rail and is launched out into the abyss
>i reign supreme yet again
that sure showed him

Get the cheap knockoff brand from Walmart for like $20. You can even find them at Ross or Marshalls if you live near one for dirt cheap too

I know one person who lost a toe to a bycicle when she was 4.

I am barefoot most of the time unless I am going to work, town or a fancy party but I won't touch the pedals unless I got shoes

>F150

Ha! I laugh at your office cuckery from my international

just picked up this sweet number
did i do good?

'DANGER TO DERAILER'
should i be worried?

Chainsaw engine usually better
>built in clutch
>crankshaft is already oriented the right way so you dont have to fuck with re positioning anything.

this is every bike experience on craigslist. unlike, a car though, you can inspect the current quality of every single part, if you take it for a short ride.

>stance

>modern bike design

>Shitmano gears
Its like you want your bike to fail

>just leave it in gear
Do you drop the chain when you deploy the kickstand?

>fwd

Where's the chicken?

>change to 1 too fast
>chain gets stuck between the wheel and the gears
cvt

You're getting your shitposters mixed up
The chubb aussie is the guy with the chicken and the ralliart/type r,the sand nigger has the golf(?)/elantra

>implying Sram works at all
>implying Campagnolo is worth the cost
ISHYGDDT

Also shimano a best. Smoothest shifting and longest lasting.

Fuck off shill