"Here's your controller bro"

"Here's your controller bro"

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>heres your controller bro

>here's your controller bro

>heres your controller bro

>which button is jump?

>When you're approaching wizardhood and still don't even have a driver's license

*blocks burgers path*

>not playing doom in your cars GPS

PLEBS

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HOW DO I PUT IT IN DRAAAIIHVE?

>3 weeks until second driving test

I believe in you, user

Good luck. I just recently failed my test too. We'll get it next time bro.

>living in a big city with horrible traffic made me sell my car and use my bike instead
>mfw said city is also full of bike thieves

>here's your controller bro

>be a stick burger
>love trucks
>manual trucks don't really exist anymore
suffering

>go to driving test
>before the test my teacher tells me the examiners wife divorced him last week so I'm probably fucked
>thanks_this_really_helps.jpg
>fucker gets into the car and just says "go"
>do the entire test without fucking up
>at the end he takes some time going through his notes like he's desperately searching for something
>says I didn't turn my head enough when checking sides
>says I have to turn more than 90° to really see anything
>fail the fucking test because I didn't break my own neck

don't worry, user. you'll be fine.

Imagine being so much of a loser that you can't even pass a driving test

Need to check your blind spots mate

What's that, the Pokemon Go controller?

No thanks man, I care about the environment.

Why do you live there then?

Assuming you're a murrilard, there's literally no reason to live in a big city unless you're brown.

>not driving a car that does that for you

Most people fail the test one or two times
And I do mean the statistical "most"

>tfw the car brakes for you when someone suddenly brakes in front

>implying you'll ALWAYS drive a car that does that for you
Need to check your blind spots mate

how old is that? I know that feel
I'm 23 and I haven't gotten it. II took the behind the wheel awhile back but the bitch fluked me because she wasn't paying attention.

>stopping for red lights
>car turns off
What the FUCK

Objection!

is this the guy that did the toaster one?
You know these are fake right?

One car I drove one time had reverse and first gear in the same slot and whether you had this thing on the gear stick pulled up or not was what determined what gear it went into. Fuck whoever designed that piece of shit.

>there are people over 18, in 1st world countries, that cannot drive
I'm 18 and I quickly got that shit under wraps when I was 16. How do you fuck up in life THIS bad?

Here's your controller bro

it fucked me up first.

Auto or manual?

What am i looking at here, that most of the car is all computery??

No money for test or driving lessons since they cost like 50€/hour and I'm a useless NEET. Mother never had a driver's license and father lost his driving drunk so no one to practice with.

The fuck would be the point if driving schools taught automatic only

>most people
Women aren't people.

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You seriously can't take such a simple joke? God you are pathetic.

>auto
Are you a woman? Men drive manual.

>playing anything but euro games

That's just what it looks like behind the gauge cluster. Apparently it also houses some of the truck's memory too because removing it reset my trip counters and fuel economy meter.

My brother failed the written test to get his learners multiple times and then just gave up.

Nigger I can't even buy a good pc let alone a car that breaks for me

>driving Germancucks automobiles

What car do you drive user?

I-i mean what is your favorite car in driving games?

You need to find a good teacher that has a cheap rate. I was 21 when I got my license, and a 30 something milf taught me how to drive
>Changing gears
>accidentally touch her thigh instead
>she chuckles

Part of being a first world country is having public transport that works and having streets safe enough to walk them.

Are you me?

>instructor got a new car
>the clutch/accelerator is all different
>kept stalling during yesterday's lesson

i'm done for

>not living in a car free zone
I think all those exhaust fumes are getting to you, user

>tfw mazda is dream car but will never afford to buy one

>paying for multifunktionslenkrad

>bring over 13
>hyping up civics

I bet you have "send nudes" stickers on your bumper, macbook and your IG tagline

this overexerts the burger

>need to go anywhere that's out of town
>you're fucked
wow you eurocucks have it so good

Wizardry is when you hit 30. Don't you even know that?

how long have you been a neet to entirely forget that a such thing as work exists?

Driving is a life skill. I still drive and take public transport. It's the absolute worst feel when even retards are driving and you have no fucking license. Stop coping.

oh and here I thought it was 40
i'll be a wizard before I know it!

Nice assumptions, moron. It's more like "No nudes", a Lenovo and don't use IG

You also need to be a virgin.

Nice

>one low monthly fee gets me access to public busses, express busses, intercity trains, ferries, public bikes, trams, etc. etc.
>it's faster than driving and no parking and bullshit to deal with

And for those rare occasions once per year when you need to go to a farm or something for some reason, take a taxi.

I've had my license for years but it's easy to understand why many don't need one. The only things I even drive to are the grocery store and McDonald's and I could get both of those delivered these days too.

I thought that was a given.

>not using IG
Guaranteed fwbs if you're not a weirdo

I sometimes think about this when I drive. When I drive in video games I often mess up/crash. And yet this obviously doesn't happen in real life for most people. I wonder if I was playing a video game that had the same driving physics as real life...Would I still mess up?

It should count if you're not but you never had a gf.

Or at least we need a category for us too, like, rouge assassins.

Ah so you're in IT and bought a Civic because your amateur photographer group recommended it to you

>ever driving automatic cars
>ishygddt

Is it true that burgers can't drive manual?
It's literally impossible to fail an driving test if you drive an auto.

>tfw u stop being a public transport cuck, get a job and a car

>need to go anywhere
>drive a car
This is why your country is dying of obesity

>only going to the countryside once a year
Wow must feel great to see the same shit over and over. it must be why you play video games.

No. Shouldn't you be out partying somewhere, Chad?

>still assuming

Driving is a game. If you ain't going fast, why even drive?

Take your crappy Germancuck automobile out of my sight

A lot of driving schools use the same route for every test. If you can, practice that route before you go in tomorrow. Good luck.

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I can walk to the beach and the mountains are a 10 min train ride. Or I can take a ferry and go explore some islands. Why would I go drive around in the countryside?

>It should count if you're not but you never had a gf
No

>Americans can't drive with a fucking gear stick

You retards might as well just push around a box with wheels lel

That's not a good feel at ALL. You will start feeling like a slave of the government and the big oil companies.

Unless you can work for yourself you will always feel like a cuck.

>tfw ALL the driving teachers in your country are old fat perverts
>tfw the driving teacher makes you honk at pretty underage girls on the sidewalk.
Was pretty fun though.

>mazda is expensive
no?

This is what ultra progressive shitters want to take away from us, they want us to be all slaves and take public transport with the rest of the sheep.

Why these faggots don't get that driving your own car, when you wany and how you want means FREEDOM.

Driving is the biggest meme. Public transportation is way cheaper.

My mother does because she's getting old.

It is
In México ;_;

So the Nintendo Switch basically. Great...

>tfw get really bad anxiety when driving with anybody else in the car
>it makes learning and getting time on my permit extremely difficult

not sure what to do

Drive more

Drive with people in the car more often and you'll get used to it.

>paying crazy taxes and getting cucked by insurance companies is FREEDOM

>freedom
Yes goy, use up your freedom to pay me a visit at least once a day.

>tfw driving instructors in Ireland are corrupt as fuck and try to fail you for more money

I have not met a single Irish person who has passed on there first try shits fucking weird, for my first test I had 0 errors all the way until the final roundabout where some drunk gypsies jumped on the roof of my car while it was parked and this some how made me fail

>slaves to big oil
>freedom
This is what retards actually believe.

>here's your controller, good hunter

>mfw I finally upgraded from a 1.6 civic to a 2.2 turbodiesel mazda and driving is fun again

>I seriously (hope you guys) don't do this

So does mine but she has to commute via car to the city

>Tfw have a radar equipped rav 4 cause navyfag and it brakes hard automatically when some cunt does that and sets off an alarm