His car doesn't have a dry sump

youtube.com/watch?v=cxbMCHrWaQU

>cute

i'm not an idiot i know what it is. still looks like a gay man's cars

the only thing women care about when it comes to your car is that it is nice, and goes. I however am from the midwest and my truck seems to attract the women here.

idk if you've spoken with many girls but a lot of them care about cars. not in a 'i'll only date a guy with a ferrari' but more in a 'a car says a lot about what a guy is like' type of way

lowered 350z
>boy racer asshole

pick up truck
>might be self sufficient, might just have rich parents, either way seems to have a lot of disposable income

mercedes sedan
>cares a lot about his image

audi
>boring

etc

Gotta love how autismal Porsche can get about their designs.

>Newer Honda Accord
Family man with his priorities set straight

Nice try to fuck up my thread, fag. Enjoy your cuckbox.

Porsche 911 Turbo
Porsche 911 Carrera
Porsche 911 Targa

No they don't, believe it or not. Give them pics of every gen of both and the only way they'd sort them is roadsters from coupes. An appreciable percentage know that Mercedes is a pricier make or might appreciate the more luxurious interior. I wonder what it's like being a big whore and getting to sit in so many different cars.

Put a hot guy in a Mustang and a fat one in a Mercedes and guess which one pulls more trim.

>mercedes sedan
>>cares a lot about his image
Maybe if it's a CLA or C Class

show them a picture of a corolla and a jetta and a tc and they can pick each one out immediately

lol I'll smoke your rusty 25 year old craigslist special with my SS any day, faggot

Porsches haven't rusted since 1974

My z/28.

lol sure
longisland.craigslist.org/cto/6199335244.html

>small rust stop after spending 20 years in the rust belt next to a salty ocean
>probably from damage that went right into the metal through the galvanized coating
You're really activating my almonds

>he thinks 3rd gear highway pulls is considered racing

>small rust spot
yet they show no pics
don't believe everything you read
Also that isn't the rust belt, and the worst parts for rust aren't coastal locations but snowy locations where road salt is liberally used.

So like where I live? Maybe I didn't look hard enough but I couldn't find any rust on the body in the last 4 years of ownership

>a fucking cayman
lmfao fuck off OP, I'll smoke you any day of the week rusty or not

Cool, I don't really give a fuck

That's 1 car

>I don't give a fuck
>replies
nice meltdown

Post your SS

>thread starts off with some potential to educate people on dry sump
>turns into two dickbags arguing with each other over dumb shit

this is why Veeky Forums sucks...actually this is why Veeky Forums and eventually the whole internet will suck

>laughing whores thread
>about educating people
Don't be stupid

What I want to know is what does a Camaro SS have to do with Porsches rusting

>OP's car does not have a cam-less engine

Impressive

Not a Porsche guy here, I learned something but I knew there was air-cooled engines however, perfect for Dune Buggies or Beetle swaps.

Perfect sleeper with the V6, supercharged, new rods and pistons and ECU remap - can reach easily 450 HP

I have a disdain for turbos

You'll need an LSD to help put that power down

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So is this running a lot of boost or something, why does this need a dry sump?

It has nothing to do with the thread, he just wants to dick wave and smoke people who aren't """""racing""""" him

It doesn't have a dry sump, I was saying I'll smoke OP and his shitty old (but allegedly not rusty) Porsche

>thread starts off with some potential to educate people on dry sump
Nope

Oh, just hopped into the tread, thought you were OP for some reason.

Where did OP say he has a Porsche?

>a Camaro SS
It's a SS, not a Camaro
and OP is a faggot who feels superior with his rusty Porsche

see these posts:

How do you know that's OP?

See

Ho do you know those are the same people? Is there only one Porsche owner on this entire board or something?

You're making baseless assumptions because your ego got hurt

>You're making baseless assumptions because your ego got hurt
lmao I'm not even , he just made an observation
I know because of this he didn't deny he's OP

You're also a dumb nigger who thinks he drives a Cayman

pretty sure that's a 986 user

There was never a 986 Cayman

>muh hair splitting
lmao
idk what's sadder, this or your post where you pretended the three 911 trims were different car models

Wasn't even me, but keep sperging

>k-keep sperging
nice meltdown

>posting emojis on Veeky Forums
Does your dad know you're posting his car here too?

>17624210
>being this desperate
I'm not giving you any more (You)s
stay btfo

Literally Alphonse tier shitposting

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>17624252
nice meltdown

>tell him to keep sperging
>he keeps sperging

>17624300
>give me a (You)!!!!
look how desperate this boxster fag is! lmao!

I'm not even him

>boxster
>fag
Redundant

why do you enable him?

lmao
>17624372
sure thing you aren't buddy
>17624419
s-stop enabling him!
lmao look at this loser having a meltdown

>a few simple mods

Even lawnmowers have dry sumps now. What's your shitbox's excuse?

>not just waifu'ing a brick head girl

they dont care what manufacture it is unless it has style

Doesn't have a blade spinning right underneath it

>he burns himself to find out if his oil is ok

>porsche fag stopped replying to cry in a corner
can't make this shit up lol

that's not an excuse

sage this fucking shit thread

>posts the same emoji like a sperg
>i-im not the one having a meltdown
lmfao
can't make this shit up, LOL
GM fangirls can't seem to deal with how pathetic GM is

>random anons are adopting my username to get (you)s
im flattered.
shut the fuck up, honkey. go cry to the mods you toilet seating complexion looking mother fucker.

Audi A/S/4 and a fuck...literally dozens of cars. I don't of an Audi post 1996 that didn't.

niggerfaggot

racism outside of /b/ is against the rules, white boi

joke's on you, I'm azn