What is the closest one can get to owning slave(s) in this day and age?

buy a private island in the Caribbean that comes complete with a mansion and staff. technically theyre free to leave, but they are on a fucking island surrounded by water. some of them would be there for several generations serving the inhabitants of the mansion, so they wouldn't know anything else. it would be just like the good ole days.

>Hire foreign worker (nanny, housemaid, au pair, etc)
>demand their passport and documents for "safekeeping"
>tell them they owe you some absurdly high fee for being hired
>fee is taken from their wages until fulfilled, therefore they won't be paid
>keep in line through violence and threats

this is one way slavery works in the modern age

Why own slave when you can own machines and bots?

become a globalist

Owning a professional sports team.

>eat/sleep/practice what/when you tell them
>come to live in your city once you buy/ trade for them
>play silly games for your entertainment and profit

Holy shit really??

how to get in on this?

But professional athletes are generally compensated very highly.

Who ever said good slaves were cheap? You want cheap labor then higher a dumbass Dindu straight from the unemployment line.

kek

This. I know people that do it too. It's great because there's a zero percent chance of someone talking to the feds.

>implying 1 mil per year for 5 years is high compensation compared to the amount of millions the team owners make per game

dining restaurant
pay waiter/waitress wages(pretty low) and rest is paid with tips, unless they don't hit the minimum wage /w tips then you may have to cough up some more. If they are anywhere decent though you don't have to worry about it since their own interest is to get good tips.

a team isn't made of 1 player

>become anarcho capitalist
>kidnap several children
>keep the as sex slaves
>the police finally invade your property so you launch your recreational TOW missile to kill the statist pigs and yourself in the process

Honestly if that is what you want, move to any third world shithole and start making deals. I settled in a country in Southeast Asia and it is quite common for people here to accept child servants as payment when a debt cannot be paid, or just downright sell a kid when in dire straits.

Pic related: Shit you can literally own

i just heard a story one guy sold his sister to his boss so that he can stay in home-office.

>home-office
which means to work remotely from home.

They are not slaves, they are contract workers...

they will quickly leave your team, if they can make an extra $1 somewhere else

Brazil has a real problem of it due the current economical shit storm, so does Argentina. If I remember right there are a whole bunch of "talent" scouts for model agencies, porn agencies etc etc and not all of them American/Western, quite a few Chinese, S.African, Korean, Nigerian, Indonesian basically anyone with the money and their respective government give two shits about human right.

Eastern bloc, Poland is industrialized disaster. Since the 90s it has seen a continual trend of decline in its manufacturing so much so that, like Serbia, its now national news in some parts whenever a factory opens or closes. Look at current account of Germany, it ran a surplus, how many years in a row? Most of the manufacturing for die deutchland has come back and become automated and there's no real need for outsourcing, likewise for banking, it sucked up much of it from Belgium and Italy since those governments became Socialist disasters where you can't make a Euro in banking without "everyday people" wanting a buck. In fact I can actually classify everything on the Mediterranean as Europoor.
Then there's a special case of Georgia (the map now looks hideous), Ukraine which the Western part is consumed by nationalism (crap industry like Poland though), Kiev Central Ukraine which the 'rich' are migrating, and the rest want out. Russia is perpetually fcked, no not talking about putin and their 12% including the average Muscovite, but in other cities like Krasnodar, Veliky Novgorod, Yekaterinburg, those relied on shipping, government military spending, industry that which noone wants to buy anymore. And, from hearsay, they've been reducing.

So yeah. Take your pick. Create a modeling corporation. Sign up into a few expos. And preeeetty much you have it. Hell, they the horror of not having a job, and will probably swim through shit to keep it when given something like $15 day provided housing/food.

Last line correction: "Hell, they know the horrors of...."

lend money and charge the borrower interest, especially at an exorbitant or illegally high rate.

average H1B, interns, college students, illegal or poor immigrants, and legally uneducated debtors

if you know someone with debt to you that has low legal knowledge and a non-existent support there's a lot of ways you can fuck up their life

despite "usury" no longer applicable as a crime in many nations such was in Medieval Europe, and Argentina. There are rules regarding predatory lending practices that even those KwikKash or similars have to skate around. If even these buffoons recognize the weight of governments I'd think: so should you.

Kind of. Kind of not. Threaten, which has a very broad legal definition, and you can easily have a lawsuit. They might be stupid, but google usually has a similar question archived somewhere.

I meant to say *with a non-existent support network, that including their internet abilities or trust

even lawsuits in people's favor can fuck up their finances or sometimes more importantly, their schedule

What's it like living there? I've heard stories of expats living like kings in asia and south America for only a few thousand dollars a year. Is this true? Very interested

this, and how do you keep your thumbs safe from the local mob boss/the government?

Employing someone.

Move to Somalia

Having foreing mexican workers and paying under minimum wage.

Kek

Have highly considered this but demand assets or other stuff for insurance.

Is this legal? Like a bondsman or a title loan place. But loan on litterally anything easily liquid?

Car, house, land, gun safe full of shit, etc...

Being a Uber stakeholder.

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there will always be slavery as long as there is unregulated capitalism. it is natural and rational to compete by lowering wage costs to as close to 0 as possible. China basically has outsourced slavery for the last 30 years.

loaning to college students, buying from ISIS

the ISIS one has immediate gains but the tradeoff is that it is illegal

student loans give you indentured servants forced to pay you part of their income for decades

Lol

Cool meme

>its slavery if a corporation doesnt split its profit equally regardless of role or merit
Socialist scum

No meme.

Slaves worked and in return were provided very basic shelter, water, and food.

Working on minimum wage today is not much different.

Slaves wernt allowed to go get another job. Or go home whenever they feel like. Youre pathetic my friend

You're delusional if you can't see the parallels.

And I'm not your "friend"

I wouldn't be friends with a scumbag like you :)

There are literally no parallels. Youre a faggot entitled millenial who thinks standing behind a till for a few hours is deserving a six figure salary. You and people of your ilk disgust me

In the western world?
Either illegal immigrant on some farms in southern states or R&D people for arms manufacturers who have ironclad non-disclosure agreements and non-compete agreements. In the latter case, they can demote you and threaten espionage charges and trade secret litigation and black list you forever using illegal collusion with other companies.

You are either a scammer or an extremely retarded person. Or as he said simply delusional believing your own lies.

Slaves didnt get pay or career choices. Youre simply lazy and entitled

:-(

Running a tax farm.

It's more like 1k usd/month to live comfy in Thailand, 1.5k/month to live grand. Subtract $200 usd/month for Cambodia and Vietnam. Stay out of Laos ( Laotian mafia ) and I personally don't like Malaysia because they're followers of the pedo

yes, come home leafman

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> 16 year old Jr High kid takes econ 101, now tries to give advice on the internet

Self awareness.

Get some.