>he drives a car with a poorly made Ferrari bodykit
He drives a car with a poorly made Ferrari bodykit
kill marry fuck
>he put a prancing moose emblem on his rusty volvo
lol that's truly a sad! thing to do
>and get this, he calls it "my R" and gets mad whenever someone says "nice grandma wagon" to him
beats driving some weird dodge stratus with a few simple mods tbqh
>and then he said "drifting is a valid form of racing"
>he literally said his car manufacturer has never won le mans
kill kill marry
I'd put a well made Ferrari body kit in the same category as a poor one desu
>implying average staceys wouldn't be fooled by a well made one
>wrong
>crows feet grey hair sagging assets
fuck marry dies of old age
racist
funny how he chose to marry the ugliest one as well kek
>not wanting that vintage dated pussy
>implying she isn't way hotter than the one on the left
>implying she isn't still in her 20s
> implying you can tell whether her boobs sag or not with that lighting and clothing
kindofwant.jpg
Wrong, it's not possible to compete with the beauty of the human female
Yeah, what are you gonna do, niggerfaggot? Cry in the bus? Just hang like your ancestors did already
>unironically picking the one with dinaric features
Might as well get a kike while you're at it
I'd totally grow a stache and pretend I'm Mangum PI if I had one of those, kek
It's probably good that I don't, it keeps my autism inconspicuous enough
>pretending to be a guy pretending to be a cop in a car that pretends to be a Ferrari
You sound like an insufferable autistic faggot
kill marryfuck kill
I was going to say that's cheating but then I remembered I did a kill kill marry after my original post.
I have to say, you made the patrician choice, brunettes are the master race.
Is that Megan Fox?
kill all and fuck my car
This is the only correct response
I agree with this statement and this waifu.
>witcherposting
Fuck off Alphonse
...
>he didn't know the Mera
Newfag detected
kill fuck kill
or alternatively
kill kill kill
...
>he wouldn't marry the brunette
>he wouldn't fuck either of the blondes
found the faggot
I am not Alphonse?
>t. soviet
sauce?
kill&fuck kill&fuck kill&fuck (in that order)
Better?
>and then he said, "no, my Model S doesn't have direct injection", what a loser
nice
>necro
ew
is it nekro if the body is still warm?
>he can't drive manual