*rata tap tap*

>*rata tap tap*
>Hello Mr user, we're here to take away your vehicle and we will issue you with a state provided driverless car. The car's top speed is limited to the national speed limit and you must ask for approval of using it from us before you jump in and let it take you anywhere, so you can't use it for fun as that is bad for the environment. It is also illegal to modify it in any way. Your current vehicle will be recycled into other new driverless cars for other people to use.

What do you do?

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I show them the documentation where it states that my vehicle is part of the official emergency response vehicle fleet in my area, more specifically the main vehicle for the Red Cross Search & Rescue Corps

Therefore they would be potentially hindering or outright sabotaging emergency readiness and the rescue service. If they take the car anyways that would be a quite huge case, and if they don't I'm ready to let it slip

how clueless are you, your pos truck isnt fit for life saving and you are incapable of helping or making a difference

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They won't ever show up at your door, basement dweller. They're way too lazy to do that. You just don't matter to them enough to bother. Besides, breaking down every basement dweller's door just doesn't scale. There aren't enough of them and too many of you.

Instead, they'll just pile on regulations and fees and regulations and fees until even that sweaty backroom guy at the stealership won't even finance you at whatever usurious rate they hand out to people who can barely afford it.

Then they'll offer whatever will come after Uber, call it the NuBusApp, see how easy it is to use and how shiny the button is on your smartphone? Just push it like the spastic retard you are, OP, just push it and ride the nu-bus.

>he doesn't know about the norwegian's work with the search and rescue
Nigga, now you're just being silly. He's actually on the up and up, unlike most tripfags on Veeky Forums.

Tell them to fuck off. They're uninvited on private property and obviously neglected to check their privilege. As a petrosexual, I have inalienable rights to my car. My religion dictates that the only true mode of transportation is designed by Jan Wilsgaard (pbuh).

This is a really boring joke tbqh

Yeah, but so is the entire thing with "ohnoes, everywhere will turn into a communist dictatorship overnight and there will be no real cars left". That shit is a mad man's nightmare, because when driverless cars will be relevant, we'll be so far into the future that people will be uploading themselves into robot brains and shit.