/ss13/ - spessmen on space steshun

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>Stuffing your waifu with food
>Stuffing your waifu with air
>Stuffing your waifu with monkey cubes
STUFF YOUR WAIFU TODAY

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
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>Stuffing your waifu with monkey cubes
dead waifu

First for SS13's next top waifu

strawpoll.me/12933304

>only half the dream team

Where is Kaylie Morgan and Alice Conrad?

Alice is there.

I meant ailsa

Not shit thread here

Chessmaster gimmick when?

>dragonbro still hasn't answered for his shit

RIP

This thread was started first, this is the official thread desu

>Force feeding monkey cubes until their stomach can't hold any more live wriggling monkeys

This is my fetish

How touchy is medical at the moment codewise?
If I wanted to port modern baymed would I be laughed out of the tower and made out like PBJ or what?

>If I wanted to port modern baymed would I be laughed out of the tower
Yes.

because of balance or because of the undertaking?
The only firm issue I see is the interaction with hypothermia, which isn't a thing on servers outside of VGcode

Your character assassination failed Sawbones. Better luck next time.

dorf is a nice gamemode

Dorf removed when?

>:48
>:47

someone explain this

>5 hours of a mostly mommi station building luxuries for carbons

why bother

>2nd thread gpt de;eeyd

BASED KODS

actual good player
stinky TG refugee that just plays to get valids and goes braindead at 13:00 if nothing happened

>mods close the thread without the fat porn image as the OP instead of this one

>mfw few autism crabs, engiborg and some carbons couldn't solve overheating cryotube puzzle for two hours

>tfw reported other thread

>playing autism crab to fix things instead of making some retarded bar that nobody visits that can only be entered via tube

It's another 6 hour round where only a 4 people have fun doing stuff while the others are bored out of their mind

So disconnect???

...

I can't I gotta admin you retards

>mods wait 2 hours for us to build a shuttle dock for their designated arrival area
>shuttle arrives 2 screens south of this area

amazing

it failed to dock at the spot for whatever reason and decided to do a turn

pranked

>join 2 hours in
>scavenge the station for tcomms supplies, hardsuits and other stuff
>loot the caps laser because i was starting to get surrounded by zombies, carps and spiders, and the armory was destroyed
>manage to setup a working tcomms on roid
>pray to blue juke
>armok teleports me to a dungeon
>proceed to kill every single faithless inside because cap's laser is strong as heck
>armok gets pissy and teleports me out because he didn't expected me to have a an actual weapon

She's so cute, is that porn?

what, you don't like snuff?
You're playing the wrong game then man.

2thread!
lmao!
2thread!!

tattoos when? I want to straight jacket my waifu and brand my name onto her body

tattoos aren't the same as brands you fucking moron
christ almighty the kind of people I share a station with

W E W L A D

>being bored
>in autism simulator
Your not welcome here

fuck off

Branding can be used for tattooing as well, if I were to write my name on her leg I would've branded her.

never because the sprites we have are too fucking small as is. unless you want mixles.

I could imagine making a brand and heating it in a campfire though. when used on someone that's cuffed it allows you to put a shitty unremovable flavor text burned onto them that you can craft, kinda like a chisel but for mobs.

I'd bran the clown. every single fucking time.

blame the carbons for not resurrecting people.
shoulda done something.

I've been playing more than you buddy, you should know that 3+ plus rounds end up with 4 people having all the fun and everyone else just shuffling around looking for something to do

What do you expect from shutin NEETs who fetishize men pretending to be what they think women are

I'm saying that doing that would kill them.
You eat a monkey cube and you can actually see the malformed monkey sticking out of your flesh.

what, do think I don't know that?

64x64 will allow tattoos

64x64 server side fucks up the game engine somehow
I heard this second hand, so it might be completely wrong

y-yes

Vespa when?
>fast transport
>comfortable
>cool
>FLCL reference

Whats not to love?

>FLCL reference
but it's not unless you actively make it one

>more anime shit

>motorbikes on a spacestation

>convertibles on a spacestation

>outdated wop shit
>janicart could outdrag it
>my push mower could outdrag it
>beloved by literal faggots worldwide
"No."

>"Not just a scooter, a way of life"

>the "not shit thread" died

>shit thread got worse
What does this mean?
Is this a reflection of our community?

It's all down hill from here.
It's nothing but downhill for four years.

>someone reads porn while thinking of spess characters

gay
it's a reference if it's yellow and has the little P on it

>im gunna code a anuhmay thcooter
gayer

How many people honestly play skeletons besides the guy trying to remove all the nerfs and buff them?

CRACK
THE
ACK

Reminder that there are people that you play with who would wear the detective's armor vest instead of the coat

I do

shut up mega, I said people who aren't you

>nuh ur him faget

provide evidence you're not him

Any waifus like girl on the right?

...

>He wants a sporty, thin waifu

Maybe Luka?

>luka
nope

I remember a fat chef Luka.

>literally letting Veeky Forums press gang you into settling for fat fucks instead of sweaty athletic women
lole

Trinity Prewitt?

>he doesn't
Maybe Gay?
Trinity is a girly girl

Fat vox when? I want to capture birds and force-feed them in my freezer until they become thicc turkey birds.

Transformation into a chubby vox

>"Y-you can't possibly fetishize vox guys come on just add them already" -Zuhayr, 2012

...

stop discussing your dumb fetishes and help me
figure out what waifus look like this

None because they're all fictional

Someone called for a fat vox?

>aesthetics over functionality
I bet you're the kind of person that wears a hat instead of a helmet as sec

i can make a waifu that looks like that, but seriously why would you want one in first place

Lower armour is worth it for the pockets.

Detective isn't sec, he's the fashion police who scans the mess people make

There's nothing dumb about wanting to be turned into a chubby bird girl and here's your waifu.

who /lfwb/ here?

Honkster Prankster [148.5] (Clown) exclaims, "I C-CUM-M-M-MM-M-MED-D-D!!" Honkster Prankster [148.5] (Clown) exclaims, "M-M-M-MY-Y P-P-P-PENIS-S IS HURTIN-N-NG-G-G!" when ahelped said that he didnt know that this wasnt allowed because he didn't read the rules. Appeal on ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=3

They're still cute and fun to talk to, roleplaying is enjoyable
It's not the same if you make her just for me

sounds like he had a fun time

>tfw no lewd brown waterbending waifu

Plasmaman and vox = best friends

>subverting AI
>All doors shocked
>Stealing head jumpsuits
>Stealing whole sec hardsuits as Assistant
>Extended

>tfw no vox bf to keep warm by burning alive

;>

>Working medbay
>Doors are shocked
>Person tries to leave
>Gets shocked into crit on the door
>Finish healing someone
>Start working on the person in crit
>Person I just healed sees the person in crit laying next to the door
>Touches it