How aware is Veeky Forums?

>You're speeding along in your Nissan GT-R on a familiar interstate and haven't been pulled over (yet) thanks to your trusty radar detector.
>As you approach this overpass, you hear the detector start to go off.
>Because you're an aware driver, you know where to look for the cop.

Where do you look? [spoiler]Hint: There are 7 places.[/spoiler]

but GTRs don't have coil on plug ignition

I'd wake up, because there's no way in hell I'd be driving a GT-R since i'm poor to afford one.


Besides I'd spend my money on something better.

What difference does it make to slowing down?

By the time the radar detector goes off, you're done. Cops have laser scopes nowadays and can get your speed from over a mile away.

GTR? slow piece of shit...i can smoke the fuck out of this in my 1994 EG hatch with a couple of simple mods:

- 10 point cage with Parachute
- 3 piece discontinued JoJo frontend
- spec-R full drag suspension
- Fuel cell with -8 lines from tank to motor
- 1 044 bosch pump
- 1200 rc injectors
- golden eagle sleeved block
- cp 10:1 pistons
- Eagle rods
- arp headstuds
- oem h22 headgasket
- Balance shaft delete
- competition clutch twin disc
- Port and polished head
- skunk2 valve springs and retainers
- Str cam gears
- crower stage 1 cams
- aluminium radiator with slim fan
- gsr transmission with itr lsd.
- qsd h2k intake manifold adapter
- k20 rbc manifold
- qsd throttle body spacer
- blox 70mm throttle body
- 4bar omni map sensor
- 6al msd with coil and cap. 3 step launch control
- hks bov
- Garret 102mm turbocharger.
- Custom t4 front facing turbo manifold with 44mm flange
- 44mm tial wastegate
- Custom water to air intercooler set up
- aem eugo wideband w/ gauge
- tuned on chipped p28
- 13 inch volks drag rims
- 2 15 inch volks rear rims
- arp extended wheel studs
- si cluster
- 150 shots of nitrous

im making 348 horsepower to the FRONT WHEELS because thats the only place the power should ever be

Why does it matter, you're going to have to slow down or get busted anyway.

i'm more concerned with why i'm in a GTR in the first place
and why is it riding like a lifted truck
and why am i only going about 40mph at 6k rpm in 2nd on the freeway

slow down obviously
and the only places the police car could be, that is relevant to you, is on the right side of of the road, so you look there
and unmarked speed cameras don't do shit

no barrier so cops could easily flip a bitch

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from that picture I appear to be flying about 10 feet in the air, so I simply bank right, pull up into a upward left turn, and dive on the police cruiser firing all guns before returning to my 10 foot cruising altitude.

GT-R: 1
Corvette: 0

Is the interior supposed to br utterly trash?

>nissan

>cops will measure speed from the opposite side of the road instead of the oncoming traffic
don't think so

Not bad.

i'm more concerned with why you're so autistic

so are my parents

>deathgripping the wheel
fag

How come the mirror doesn't match the road in front of me?

Too many vaccines.

>Too
Confirmed.

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ITT: local drivers think that just because you slow down a highway patrol won't pull you over for something else

hhrSS stock makes just 48 hp less than you. Hop it up some and it does 400wp - sucks to be you.

Laser only works when not in motion. So we still have that at least.

You said radar detector. Not Lidar detector/jammer. I'm already tagged and therefore fucked.

They do this all the time. Everyone around him is going 5 below.

So, look everywhere, like I normally do already.

Neat thread.

Of course, aut/o/ is filled with spergs that would rather comment about GT-Rs and radar ranges instead of actually answering a question that would save them a few hundred bucks in tickets. Probably because they're oblivious as fuck.

Thankfully the drivers in my area are really autistically obsessed with reporting things in Waze, you can tell there's a police trap from 50 kilometres away because there's a shit ton of reports with comments.

Add two 15" rockford subs and it easily has over 450hp.

>You're speeding along in your Nissan GT-R
You lost me here. Every GTR I've come across has been driven by a pussy afraid to speed. My bus literally outran one

If there is a cop in the area and you havent seen him by now he is merging on to the highway after the overpass to fall in behind you, easy way to tag an unsuspecting speeder

I hope someone can make this a reality. I know It's impossible but I want it to be real.

Kekd

Behind you

I have a friend who got a ticket for speeding like that. Was complete bullshit.