I'm car dealer AMA

I'm working as a car dealer AMA

Got any funny tales from the stealership?

post proof

New or used?

How much do you make off each car?

well a few.
> Be me
> White
> Bored as fuck
> Try to entertain myself with next call "I answer calls all around the world"
> Next client calls
> OSHIT.IO
> He starts to talk with African accent he said he is from Africa
> Myfuckingsides.bmw
> I'm trying to make the same accent as him
> Calls him a nigga by accident
> End call immediately
> Never called us again

mfw

Well it's 21:44 right now i live in EU and im not at work so what proof do you want

Both as every dealer

How much i make?
Depends on the car and how much company get from the car
For me is 10% from the profit to the company
So if i sell car and make 1000$ profit for the company i get 100$ each car sold + Minimal wage

pay stub w/ personal info blocked out? so it shows your dealership name w/ a sticky note that says "user Veeky Forums 1 August 2017 *time*"

Well i get paid with cash to hand
And every dealership has uniqe name so it would be easy to indentify me cuz there is only few workers in 1 dealership so hell nah

What brand of car are you shilling?

some kid did this a while back when he was posting photos from the dealership he was working at during work hours and Veeky Forums ended up sending emails to his boss

Ford
Mercedes-benz
Volkswagen
Opel
Mazda
Honda
Toyota
Skoda
Kia
Renault
Dacia
Hyundai
Nissan
Volvo
Citroen

Well im not that stupid to fall for this shit
In my opinion he deserved that for being autistic

checked

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oh okay then. it'd be nice to have some proof as the anonymity of the board can lead to liars, but regardless i look forward to reading what you post.

story & photos?

Well i think the best way to proof is to ask me some hard questions

i seriously expected some legit questions for me

How do I check if a car is in good condition with a mechanic before buying a used car at a dealer.

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To be honest with you dear user mechanic wont tell you shit something can happen in 20 miles because dealers like to take parts from used cars

especially they love to take parts they dont have on spot from demonstration cars below 10 miles

There is no best way to check it. Other than driving it for 1 month but who would you let do that?
It's like gamble you can get a good one or a bad one

Thanks

No problem glad i could help