League of Legends General - /lolg/

eyosongive.us

Dear Rito,

If the NA teams can't win at least sabotage the EU players keyboards.

vlad best porcelain

>G2 Trick: "TRUST ME, THIS TIME WORKS, I SWEAR"

comfy bfs~

>marines go up 5k again

Will they close it out this time lads, I want to believe

Why is Sona the ultimate waifu?

Was honestly rooting for GAM in the beginning but if they get my hopes up again only to throw for the third time, i'm done with them.

>Nunu, Bard AND Kog'Maw getting play

Well, this will be an interesting match for sure.

The amount if NA pride is at an all time low. Jesus Christ . I only watch to get NA and EU hearts get broken, might not be worth to keep watching if I get no tears...

>that guy on the right has more ass than her

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I bet your favorite beverage is water and you love vanilla ice cream

fluffy tails
best fox

I LOVE LEVI NOW

>Nunu play
>interesting

Empire or bust.

eu literally only wins when teams fuck up mid so they'll probably just win this

Finding it hard to shit post about NA and TSm when G2 are playing like mongloids too

>Nunu

Will he lose jungle again?
Will he shit the bed?
Is there any hope for westerners?
Stay tuned for the next episode of Dragon Ball ZEEEE

What's your fucking problem with vanilla ice cream, faggot?

What could possibly go wrong picking Jayce into Kennen when you have no real jungler?

>G2 picks a protect the Kogmaw comp
>Loses
>Picks the same comp but with less peel for the Kogmaw

???

Parth can't into pick and bans to play to his players strengths
Sven is literally dogshit for some reason
Wildturtle

Sounds like a skill matchup

>tfw I've just discovered Jinx/Vi with incest overtones
>and liking it

So this is what the path to Hell looks like?

Is it too late for me to be redeemed?

I'll take it over another Lee Sin, Graves or Elise.

Also have Lulu and Ziggs in this game too, at least memepicks make these pro play games more enjoyable.

It is and if Kennen gets slightly ahead Jayce is dead for the rest of the game

i wanna fuck league girls lolg, i wanna put my dick inside their hot vagina and make them do cute faces and noises.
i want to fuck kata
i want to fuck tristana
i want to fuck mf
i want to kiss they are perfect midriffs and abs
i want to put my dick inside ahris mouth
I WANT TO MASTURBATE WITH VI'S FEET
also i hope g2 fucking loses

>Nunu again

Why

>mithy
Someone bomb Spain. Thanks.

I feel like all the EU region needs is one good ass coach

>be trynd otp
>loose 2 games in a row
>diamond 4 with zero points now
>hard carry both games
>19/8/X we loose because we got aced after hitting their nexus
>my teammates ofc had to kill that last stand riven
>ofc they don't finish
>second game I am the only person with a positiv kda
>I all in their fed midlaner
>my team just sits there and let me tank 3 people while my ult is on
>nobody moves they just watch me
>they get aced after
Is there a worse elo than this shit show that is called d5-4 ???

I have serious concerns about how some people got into this elo.

Sometimes plat felt way better than low diamond and plat is full of throws.
Or lets say it different low diamond feels the same as plat.

>another lane swap

rain drop

what am I watching

>The MSI prize pool is made up of a base of $250,000, coupled with 25% of the total sale of Conqueror Karma and ward skins, which is guaranteed to be at least $750,000, for a total prize pool of at least $1 million.
How big of a prize pool do you predict lolg? Karma is no Zed but still.
Also:
>1 champion skin and 1 ward skin for a major tournament
I hope at least for words they're gonna throw in some more goods to crowdfund the prize pool. Or at least up the % from sales.

>EU LITERALLY believes this team is better than TSM

what the actual fuck was that tp

Step your ice cream game up

why not real girls?

>loose

>ADC ziggs
I'm so sick of this fucking meme

>asian gold diggers

real girls too senpai
also is that recent? makes me happy to see el tiro caliente do good

I always make that mistake...

Only if you keep going down the degenerate spiral

You know what my favorite flavor of ice cream is?

Peach

>asian girls
>real
>literally the most plastic of any race

Impressive how slow that Bard was to Q

this game is so troll

>Nunu

Who is Janna holding in this image?
My first thought was Sivir but she isn't blonde.

>trick again

>eu
rofl

>local bard saves whole team

>trick2g didn't get the memo about pre-6 Nunu
His Volibear is way better than Nunu yo.

post a champion and ill replay with a song that fits it

ezreal

urgot

Why are they doing laneswaps?

3D women are not important

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I wonder how many defeats/disturbingly close victories it will take before G2 realise they can't pick 3 losing lanes every game

is that a meme

Oh yeah, I don't know why i was stuck on females

At least Leena isn't a gold digger, she was with Regi before TSM

Skarner

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2d women dont exist

Doesn't that apply to Lisha too?

hivemind

yep, you're absolutely right. I'm also the cancer you're referring to, about how some shit-tier players miraculously make it into an elo they don't belong in. Don't worry I'm killing myself.

>professional Taliyahs
Stop this meme, I'm sick of seeing a lot of poor Taliyah plays.

>he doesn't drink water

It's the healthiest beverage for you. Sorry I don't drink sugar water or empty calories.

yes. michael and lisha actually met here

where did that kenen go

IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCK SEED, BLOW ANOTHER COCK

All these years of fizz and it still surprises me how fast he can delete champions.

No she wasn't, I remember they were together in S2 after TSM was gaining fame. Fuck off newfag

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There's a difference between having something as a favorite and consuming it regularly.

Narnia

What is this iteration of pepe even called?

oh yeah that health is gonna help you live out those happy moments when youre 90 and unable to do anything
being happy while youre young instead of being a pretentious faggot sure is stupid
gotta get that health

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Darius ability makes him the ultimate solo roamer to poke everyone in place I think I might try him

it's called newfag pepe

i masturbated with a finger in my ass for the first time today, felt kinda good not gonna lie

>2017
>fizz STILL allowed to exist

>He isn't happy when he's drinking water
>Has to eat/drink unhealthy shit in order to be happy

I feel bad for you.

try something bigger, then pick up a skirt and some panties just in case

Real men drink sugary drinks, eat idiotic hipster ice cream flavors, and marry mudsharks in their 30s instead of feminine young women.

i fucking hate fizz with al my heart
how can such an stupid champion can even be conceived

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You fucking Noxian

might as well kys now amirite?

What the fuck do they want from this champion? Burst or overtime?

>trickg2 not playing udyr or volibear, but nunu
pls just open ur own gates

>he needs to drink alcohol to be happy
sort yourself out famalam

I'm still trying to figure out what the risk of Fizz is when his reward is so great.