/srg/ - Speedrunning General

Janitor doesn't know this is a speedrunner
twitter.com/ennopp112/status/821093666446053376

Can someone link me to the Symphony of the Night all bosses Alucard world record right now? I noticed that Dr4gon Blitz says his run is ten seconds behind but I can't find the run in question.

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>Is it because he's not autistic elitist like the rest of them?
Is this a joke? Surely you've witnessed him going into a blinding autismo rage whenever other runners say anything mildly critical about him.

And how is he not elitist? He's the most smug cunt around. Him and his mental midget fanbase genuinely believe he's """above""" others in the speedrunning community despite pumping more hours into mindlessly grinding his shitty game than any other speedrunner alive and being an ugly, adderall abusing, malnourished, pseudo pretty-boy faggot with sunken in cheeks.

He's as bad or worse than the rest of them. At least most of the others are genuinely interested in the hobby and aren't greedy, disingenuous panhandlers who sell attention for money, maintaining a fanbase of 90% failed normie teenagers who use his stream as a friend simulator.

This post is absolutely embarrassing. Kill this thread.

thanks for the late response!

Remember when Venick thought he was THE BotW routing and scientific king and speedrunner extraordinaire because he was one of the first people to rush out horrible, unoptimized runs? He is 22nd.

22nd.

Reminder that he raised over $1,000 for GDQ then decided he didn't want to go and spent it all on a new computer.

22nd.

why didn't you sage?

Venick sucks
Cosmo is the #1 botw runner

thanks for the late response!

>cosmo
sorry for my newfaggotry, but who's that?

Can someone please explain to me why euros/aussies are so fucking inept at keeping this thread alive? All you have to do is have one person from your shithole continents post once an hour for like 5 hours. How have they sunken so low?

why didn't you sage?

thanks for the late response!

o_o

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>speedrun general
>slowest general

who are you quoting?

*flies high above it all and bird laughs*

why didn't you sage?

>"I have a feeling that [my] channel is going to get really big at some point"

why would you say something like that

who are you quoting?

MrSpeedrun

What a pathetic post. You are crying because people don't give a shit about the thread and it's always dying. It's done. Give it up.

Why is nobody running Bayonetta?

Why is nodoggy dedding Dogonetta?

You can't speedrun QTE simulators.

A stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh and banshee screech creating a marxist utopia in minecraft while bonobo howling and mashing the reset button

you can if you're gud

Just goes to show you where the real speedrunning talent is Tbh

thanks for the late response!

Is Cereza the best mummy poster?

why did you delete?

D-Damn this nigga went in...

mobile.twitter.com/Beneziaa/status/860655096497147904

What did Bene mean by this?

I wish all phone posters got blocked.

word

You can stay wishin lil nigga

Why is nobody running Beneziaa?

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>tfw duke made the amateur mistake of bringing his girlfriend into his friend circle and now the inevitable breakup has happened she is still involved with all his friends while he has no one because they are all thirsty betas

who are you quoting?

when does rpg limit break start? is it today or tomorrow? also why is rpg limit break so close to nasa?

i run her hot naked armpits every night

why didn't you sage?

because i want people to know i own her hot naked armpits

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Other marathons don't respect NASA... yet.

never will, stop being delusional

this general has its own landwhale? thats so cute

thanks for the late response!

Whatcha runnin srg?

why didn't you sage?

league of legends solo q

>obsessed freak begins feeling the pressure as squid gets closer to the 49

why did you delete?

*banshee screeches*

Why does Squid run the boring easy category that nobody cares about?

"NIG NOG LOL" -iateyourpie

What it do, niggas? I got a story to tell...

Legend has it. When Duke and Bene first met, the first thing they did was bone in the hotel room. Niggas thought they was caught in the middle of a goddamn earthquake LOL. Niggas thought Mile Uyama was playing DDR lmao.

Story brought to y'all by a real ass nigga named Crandino. 100

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more like nada

thanks for the late response!

Narcissa a cute.

APOLOGIZE

that's a pretty horrible time for a speedrun assuming it's for zelda breath of the wild.

How could you respect a marathon that sells out to Twitch?

thanks for the late response!

>even Caleb Hart's cat is ginger

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cancerous eceleb general
go back to twitch

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end it za_

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Hard mode WR

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Nobody cares about your piss easy meme game.

There is no reason for this general to exist.

27 people disagree

You care enough to post about it.

at least when /v/ comes to visit in July it will. not sure if anyone is retarded enough to actually watch the nasa stream.

So what was the outcome of pvtcb's GDQ lawsuit?

Whatever happened to chibi?

I will watch NASA and post about it here.

he lost

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The Page 10 Stigma

you are not supposed to see it as magic trick just a nice webm

[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]

die geurge