/pdg/ - Payday:The Heist, Payday 2 and John Wick Chronicles General

autistic memes edition

previous heist

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
UPDATED*: pastebin.com/tygApnyc
*may or may not contain a virus

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily dose
instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
youtube.com/watch?v=rAkUx83NTUw&index=5

>Polls
poal.me/dnkcs
poal.me/f9v3x2

Other urls found in this thread:

modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19922
modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13439#description
youtube.com/watch?v=xXkyEbrqNGw&t=5s
youtube.com/watch?v=GrJRSf55zsE
youtube.com/watch?v=F6Xuk_cieHQ
modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=18886
steamcommunity.com/id/lammah/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

first for Ethan & Hila pack!

second for jew money

Meth batch complete

>take prize for daily job
>crash
>no mods
wow, that user was right

fuck, the midna paintings link is dead in the guide to >cheating

i need it

Who cares fag how often do you even do framing frame anyway it's one of the worst heists

Everytime they fix something, they break some other thing that was fine.
it's called the circle of swedish coding

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apparently you care enough to respond, sir

Here's a fix for the side job crash modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19922

Post character preference list

Jacket>Jimmy>Bonnie>Bodhi with the Jerma voice pack mod

>tfw the jerma mod hasn't been updated since july of last year

Houston > Sokol > Dallas > Chains

Tony, Dallas, Jimmy, Chains

Hoxton>Dragan>Sokol>Dallas

>Fixed so that the Beanie masks are given for free

Wait is sicario shit now?

Jimmy>Houston>Sydney>Currently blank
I host my own games so it's almost always Jimmy or Houston. Sydney a few times lately because I just got the pack.

No it's still good

as how it is now, I prefer ex-presidents since you get the same dodge and killing one cop gives you instant armor regen like dodging with sicario.

Jimmy>Jacket>Tony>Bodhi with the postal dude mod

i would trust you both with my life for your good character choices.

What's good, heisters?

Sorry, no new side jobs today. =(

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>Keep those helmets flying!

modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=13439#description

Fuck off with your spam, I don't need to know that there's nothing new.

It's the same as saying "the sun is shining" or "Bill Clinton is a rapist".

I already fucking know that, don't litter my board with useless information

That's 3bad

are they ever gonna unfuck this awful update system?

Don't you fucking talk to me like that you piece of shit, I'm trying to do you folks a service by telling you about the daily side jobs so you don't have to open this shit game. If you don't want to see it filter me, faggot.

>telling you about the daily side jobs so you don't have to open this shit game

whats the point?

Don't worry Mr bot I still love you. >Shit game
A little less now tho

Clover > Wolf > Jiro > Houston

I really really really like Clover.

Shotgun speed reload attachment when youtube.com/watch?v=xXkyEbrqNGw&t=5s

They nerfed it?

Semi-auto shotgun, what?

are you retarded

Payday movie when?

>not posting the best weapon youtube.com/watch?v=GrJRSf55zsE

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I'm from EU and only seen pump-actions

Still upset they made it a melee and not a usable gun

Where are these from?

Hardcore Henry trailer

youtube.com/watch?v=F6Xuk_cieHQ

modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=18886

Least those girls were nice enough to leave Dallas' suit clean

>we will never get more live action trailers
end my life

That's not a suit that's a tuxedo

>live action trailer for ethan and hila pack

>that underlip
fucking subhuman slavs

what

>do "Caution! Wet Floors" achievement
>not that hard actually, i use mid armor
>jump from excavator to stone blocks
>hands are shaking
>taser shock me mid air
>touch the ground

That was too good

>>live action trailer for ethan and hila pack
I dread to think what retarded meme shit they'll put in this

it can work

Is the Wick sniper rifle good or just bait? Because it looks good.

haha kino meme XD

the contractor or the desertfox?
contractor is good
desertfox is shit

You have to go back.

>steamcommunity.com/id/lammah/

Jesus.

Not all the skins are mint, automatic trash

reminder that no-one. LITERALLY NO-ONE has the gimp skin in ANY form without the skin unlocker
bravo overkill, bravo

>bodhi + bodhi rifle = unique taser kill
>jiro + katana = unique cloaker kill
>wick + contractor pistol =/= c.a.r. stance
unique shit for other heisters would also be welcome

Just wait for Ethan's unique flamethrower kills where he makes vape jokes ha ha

What's a c.a.r stance

What exactly would that entail from a first person view?

Is this some dank new meme I missed?

>telling you about something in the game
>so you don't have to open it
>in the game's general

So for the last card in Sicario does that affect helmet popping and fast and furious too. Do you get 50% headshot damage and 10% damage bonus while standing in smoke

>it's just a YouTube video that looks like they got SWATted but after they fall away from the camera cops keep pouring in through the door.
>like an absurd number. Clown car numbers of cops
>escalation of gunfire off camera
>eventually stops, sits back down and adjusts the camera
>"so where was I?"
>smashcut to dlc logo

Your life is a meme and I bet you wish you would've missed it

What?

Robot uprising

who cares

COFFEE

Jacket>Jimmy>Sokol>Houston

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pic
unique holding animation, sighting at 45 degrees

Superior taste my man

I like to change it around a lot but this is what I'm most comfy with.

looks autistic

Where is that picture of which type of player mains which character

>make fov low
>use perfect viewmodel to change the position of the gun
there you go

>delet this

this one?

post dragan

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>not the smoke bombs

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did he died

AAAAAAAUUUGGHH I NEEEED
you

YOU AND I

>tfw stopped playing Payday years ago but still lurk here for memes

c'mon it's Friday you cunts have to be doing something

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
BLOODY HELL

what do you guys think of Raid: World War II?

holy fuck

I just realized why they're compressing all the dlcs and the base game into one

since they know that they literally can't do shit about dlc unlocker, the best thing they can do is just make people buy it all from the very start

Is it going to be a separate installation like Wasteland 2 DC?