Tell someone I own a CHEVROLET [MODEL]

That's how you actually pronounce it, you fucking spastic

>youtube.com/watch?v=brnuM9CMasQ

Everytime I hear an American say ''Porshuh'' I cringe.

Because chevy is just a shortened Chevrolet just like how dick is short for richard

>Como pronunciar
Implying spanish is going to help pronounce a german word properly.

Wrong. Porsche is pronounced [ˈpɔʁʃə].

>Buy a COOP
>Still have to do everything myself, passengers just watch
woooooooooooooooooooooow

Can we get a German to pronounce it? Because I don't trust some random Spanish clip.
I speak some German and not a single fibre in my body would say porsh.

poor shuh, however you say it, nobody is impressed at how you pronounce it

it's just porsh

>Can we get a German to pronounce it?
Official Porsche YouTube channel:
youtube.com/watch?v=Im2eYuGdmfY

>implying I would think someone would be impressed at me being able to speak a closely related language.

no, you're just the type of fag who also calls them jifs instead of gifs

or says halapeno instead of jalapeno

nobody cares, fag

youtube.com/watch?v=MSJaSS_Zj0Y
olsenhome.com/gif/

>youtu.be/ksafvKINq5U?t=181

Here, it's actually Porshuh in German, fuck but that language made for cucks. Everyone else in Europe calls them Porsch.

>Everyone else in Europe calls them Porsch.
Speak for yourself, we say Porsche (Porshuh) as we aren't retards and know how to pronounce things.

>commonly accepted pronounciation is gif for years
>suddenly some fag says it's jif a few years ago
>pretentious fags start saying jif because they think it gives them mental superiority

>we say Porsche (Porshuh)

How the fuck is ''we''?

the fact that you have to type "it's pronounced jif" to describe the word gif means that you've already lost.

This country.

/ˈdʒJf/

still see a j in that, stop.

Who!????

Are you (((Them)))??

You know nothing

Giraffe
\jə-ˈraf\

Gin
\ˈjin\

Gigantism
\jī-ˈgan-ˌti-zəm\

Gif
\ˈdʒJf\

cool, and there's words that support gif

such as gif...t. gift. take away the t. nah you give out jifts to people, right?

or the word girl, but I can tell that word isn't on your mind much.

The vast majority of words starting with "gi" are pronounced with a soft g.

cool!

now jo be jay somewhere else, fajjot

Since the g in gif stands for graphic, its pronounced hard

>Since the A in LASER stands for "amplification", it's pronounced LAHSAR
>Since the U in SCUBA is stands for "underwater", it's pronounced SCUBBA

I study German in college. Whenever there's an e at the end of the word, you pronounce it "uh." So, it's Poor-shuh. Anyone that tries to convince you otherwise is dumb and wrong.

its like said: if you invented that faggot jingle so that people would use your shitty format, but no one actually uses the jingle or the "J", then what was the point of it in the first place?
The guy might be a good programmer (for the 80's) but his logic is flawed

Also "choosy" isnt a word, and every programmer uses webm now so all of this is irrelevant

See You wasted your money retard

You didn't even watch the video, did you?
I hear the Poor-Shuh.

>hurr did u wach da vid? Is poor-SHAAAA
If you are trying this hard to pronounce the end of the word then you have already proved you don't know any german.
Go to /int/ to be laughed at and dont forget to tell them you attempted to study it in college.

proven*

Also tell them how you pronounce Koenigsegg for the extra lulz

He pronounces it exactly how I said, you deaf fucking mongoloid

>go to look up chevrolet trucks on craigslist
>type in "chevrolet"
>get hundreds of results
>type in "chevy"
>get hundreds of different results
>type in "GM"
>get even more results
>give up and search "dodge ram" since you can clearly search for just one thing and not a fuck ton of bullshit at once.

You clearly know absolutely nothing about the language. Everything with an "e" ending is pronounced "uh."
>hurr durr /int/ would laugh at you, and you should care what /int/ thinks
They'd laugh at you for trying to pronounce German words with a silent e. Just admit you're an undereducated redneck and try to pronounce the e next time.

germans pronounce germany "deutschland"

>this entire thread

Poland calls it Porshuh

fucking nerds lmaooo

In Italian it would be

Pors-Kay

>Since the P in JPEG stands for photographic, it's pronounced "jay-feg"

underrated post

What else do you expect them to say?

Two syllables is shorter than three.

Does will smiht sing " they left the keys to the brand new PORSHAH" no he does not.
CAse closed

>coupay

It's pronounced like that in Spain and Sicily. Saying it any other way honestly sounds retarded.

Ah yes, Spain and Sicily. The ultimate authorities on how to pronounce German words.

Well they speak superior languages so it only makes sense to say what sounds best.
You know what they say. Potato potahtoe. And we all know potato is the correct way to say it much like porsh is.

>falling for the MGTOW jew, or worse, being a MTOW shill
youtube.com/watch?v=JSqrbdM8XjI
youtube.com/watch?v=kDqQCjkuxuo

>falling for the varg jew telling you to fall for the vaginal jew

>implying the name of a company changes based on the country you are in

I have a spanish clip but with natives saying their countries' brands
youtube.com/watch?v=rBdymVDEIcQ

>matzduh!
kek

>rebecca black
>french
also how the fuck did she end up working for Peugeot?

I always thought this was a shortened way of saying "Porsche" kinda like Chevy and Chevorlet.

kek

>the varg jew
nigga, you just went full retard

I own a Porch Nine eleven

Sounds chinese to me...

...?
What?
...
Oh, fuck you both

Drove my Chevrolet to the levee but the levee was dry

This is why english pronounciation is retarded.

uncanny

she doesn't look like Rebecca Black at all you faceblind autists

are you kidding? Rebecca Black literally looks like a younger version of the Peugeot chick in that pic you posted, even the teeth are similar