Last thread Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station: >No waifu no laifu >Stale antag station bombing gimmicks >Banned people complain about having admins and roleplay
why do people care so much about others RPing in the bar
Jack Rodriguez
I want to pin the Rin!
Isaiah Cox
The Green haired Devil that stole my heart
Sebastian Peterson
>Make detective have 2 slots Agree or Disagree?
Jacob Nguyen
Agree Although offices might need to be made bigger I don't wanna share desks
Lincoln Davis
Reminder that healsluts are the scum of the earth Stop ruining healing you desperate shits, I don't want my roles sullied because of you're starved for attention
Charles Nguyen
Just sit on your partner's lap and share the desk :)
Nathaniel Baker
every detective needs a partner.
Mason Ward
Honestly I have no idea why this hasn't already been a thing. Good God it'd make it ten times better.
Nicholas Sanders
>tfw people have done that and science/comdom have actually blown the borgs
I'd Thank you more if you taught your underlings to use personal lockers so shit stops getting stolen from lootbay
Asher Watson
Wow, dorf fortress is so much fun
Elijah Flores
It's for one to run the machines and cameras and the other to pound pavement. There's little overlap
>tfw doing autopsies for sec as assistant
Adam Walker
I'm about to play this. What are some good servers to start, good servers after I get better and what are some servers to avoid? Also, what am I in for?
Kevin Parker
IMPLEMENT IT NOW
Connor Jackson
They're all terrible. d20 and TGstation less so than the rest.
Disappointment, frustration at incompetence, frustration at nigglets that are just griefing and deathmatching, frustration at shitmins that do nothing to help you when you get fucked over but then ban you when you finally just solve problems yourself
Landon Perry
Is Serwind the new PBJ?
Levi Roberts
Veeky Forums is probably the best medium ss13 server you will find
Leo Cook
what do you mean by that
Luis Thompson
Are you the new catalog troll?
Jack Bailey
Seems addictive.
Andrew Hernandez
If shit is addictive you need to get counseling to get your life back on track while you rethink where your life went that wrong.
Sortefolk laver ikke husker dejligt; de arbejder ikke i dag, i går, eller i morgen- helevede, jeg synes de ikke arbejder i næste uge også. Meget gange siden, sortefolk her og der hade ikke frit, for de arbejder som vores sortelandmand- til frit også.
Kold og ikke solskinner dager går over os ven.
Julian Miller
nice google translate nuke do you think she'll go out with you now?
Cooper Butler
Autism
Noah Brown
>serwinds attempt to pull a dragonbro is devolving into PBJ-teir YOU HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME ONLY I AM RIGHT
LOL
Connor Torres
Is there a way to move the camera after dying? I heard people say you have to use the arrow keys but it doesn't work.
Tyler Rivera
Ghost either type ghost in your text bar or check your ver tabs and click ghost
Michael Bell
Thanks user.
Joseph Miller
→ >racist scandinavians >2017 Is Kammerjunk a syrian refugee?
Sebastian Flores
How friendly is this server to new players? I played four or five rounds on tg and heard this place has longer rounds and more rp. I like the objective based collaborative nature of the game. Is this a good server to Assistant on while trying to learn and play?
Christopher Scott
If you don't know what you're doing in a role, you're going to eat shit
Justin Peterson
If you're after longer rounds/more RP why not try Baystation/Polaris? They have admins and long term players far more used to helping newer players on their server too
Gabriel Jones
Reminder: Your waifu is USED GOODS
Unless you claim her now before someone else does!
Jayden Bailey
Would you recommend playing more on tg till I'm familiar? It's just that things seem very different on this server, to the point where medical seems like a totally different game. Never heard of those servers, you would recommend them?
Lincoln Carter
Only if you're playing as a man, if you're a girl you can succ without worrying.
Jose Barnes
From personal experience, this is a pretty good server for being a new player. Most of the people are friendly and willing to help and all the guides on the Wiki are very helpful. Just play Assistant or Service jobs for a few rounds and keep the wiki open and you'll be fine.
Carson Murphy
>want to play as 6'2 black and fat female bartender >no way to let other players know I'm big since flavor text was removed This server has really gone to shit, hasn't it?
Cooper Murphy
>Round starts >Randolph P Checkers Esq. has signed up as Quarter Master What do you do?
Leo Lewis
Kill him because name rule
Mason Ramirez
You can select to start as fat dumb dumb.
Or even eat a ton and become fat.
Jonathan Ward
>SerWind is right >waifushitters gang up and bully him
Hunter White
How to fix Detective: Give the HoS free valids if he actually gives the Detective tasks
Zachary Stewart
If you're afraid of messing up a job, you can also just hop onto the test server and practice there. It's one of the best ways to learn practically without messing up the game for others.
Also, if you can disregard all the silly user elitism about it, join the Discord, a lot of us will be happy to help you start out.
William Jenkins
We are friendly so long as you a, don't spam ooc with question, b, press f1 and actually ask the real questions there and atleast skimread the wiki about our rules and conduct requirements.
If you did that, welcome to Veeky Forumsstation user, enjoy your stay.
Angel Perez
Right about what?
Logan Rodriguez
>Serwind is arguing even though he hasn't played much in a long time >against players who actually played detective for a long time and know how the role works
Really roasts my almonds.............
Gabriel Thompson
But they won't know I'm 6'2. Hell, I could be a 5'0 and they wouldn't know too.
Ian Price
About coding an instant valid machine and making detective redundant of course! It was a shit role we caught from bay anyway might as well remove it and make it all item based
Joshua Ramirez
>Nice opinion but it's irrelevant >Just tell me already if you disagree so I can ignore you
Ethan Ross
Fucking hell it's PBJ all over again but Serwind isn't even gracious enough to code his suggestion in the first place What is happening to our codebase?
David Campbell
t. waifushitters
Ayden Ross
If the detective role only attracts waifusluts then making it easier so more brainless players can get in on it will just make its waifu draw bigger so Serwinds changes would be even worse
Jaxson Adams
t. serwind
Juan Roberts
>you will never autistically see yourself out of a losing discussion like Serwind I can almost hear his fedora tipping
Cooper Reyes
Fucking leave, you will not enjoy your stay
John Morris
Heard there were paid servers. is this true?
Asher Flores
Serwind btfo by the based waifu squad.
David Morgan
Play an easy first time job.
Go janitor or chef. Inform the admins you are new, and get help from crewmates.
Benjamin Gonzalez
What if like detective had a device that highligted all recent interactions in a room and if you approached them you could gather more data
Some sort of crime analysis recreation simulation thing
Zachary Cooper
He should just kill himself at this point.
Christopher King
>dorf fort happens >all TG cucks kill themselves because they can't handle a comfy buildan time >have fun building
Charles Anderson
That was awful.
Ayden Rivera
>is the shuttle bay clear? SPLAT
Josiah Thompson
It is never comfy when there are more than twenty people and there is vomit and clutter all over the place
theres the wiki bud. play as an assistant and prepare to learn.
Benjamin Smith
>Solarious shitposting in thread and github again Lol?
Jose Howard
Play counterstrike if you want to deathmatch
Jackson Gutierrez
>Comfy building time >In a small rock where people are constantly popping their lungs and there's no proper atmosphere eventually leading to blood smeared all over the place with no one organizing things in a shoddily put together mess while nobody does anything but wander around and steal shit
AYY LMAO
Blake Martinez
But I get to hear your salt for being so unrobust here
Henry Mitchell
Why that happens. I popped my lungs twice.
Juan Collins
>somebody disagrees with me on the github >I'll just call them a shitposter to discredit them
Ian Anderson
What? I built my heart out and evacuated alive. IF you don't want to RP, go. You'll have a better experience elsewhere
Adam Thompson
Sorry it's just dogshit, and I picked engineer btw.
Jackson Carter
Detective is low responsibility security lite and it draws shitters who want to have nothing expected of them while still pretending they're important. You want to know how you as a criminal can completely counter the detective? Put on a grey jumpsuit and wear gloves. As long as you don't bleed out all over the crime scene the detective now has no chance of identifying you. If you stole something hide it in a personal locker somewhere until you need it. Now security's random searches won't find shit and the detective is sending them to shake down the greytide, of course after spending 15 minutes running back and forth to check out a couple of simple pieces of evidence.
I shouldn't have to say this as well, but also hide your damn crime suit and gloves afterwards. If security comes by to ask what happened to the yellow glubs you ordered tell them some greyshit pushed you over and stole them and they should really be tracking that asshole down instead of fucking with you while you do your job.
Jordan White
Do you have no idea who he is? I still can't beleive they were stupid enough to lift it. Now here we are with a guy talking out his ass in github.
Thomas Johnson
wow ur so robust and put so much through into ur game can we hang out
Cooper Reyes
SCIENCE
Gavin Williams
Not true though, you can still beat that as a detective. It's just 90% of detectives suck.
Bentley Bennett
This was literally the only good part of the dorf fort, great job
Camden Cox
If you think everyone else is an idiot it's more likely your the idiot user
Elijah Smith
...
Andrew Moore
>he >guy
Connor Diaz
Are we talking about Serwind?
Tyler Sanchez
Yes, because our detective experience isn't real, it's solarious' fantasy instead. Because just saying gitgud changes the wild goose chase somehow. It doesn't. Oh that's right, he's just being a shitposting cunt yet again because he's physically incapable of controlling himself.
Samuel Evans
Human lungs have evolved specifically for the pressures present on Earth. They pop at pressures lower than them.