Mfw take out a cagey wagey's mirror and he can't do nuffin about it

mfw take out a cagey wagey's mirror and he can't do nuffin about it

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Tfw running over a squid and his friends and then suing the survivors for scratching my paint

>tfw mirror has structural pillar integration.

Keep jerking off to your fantasy lmao

what was that crunching sound?

>mfw run over an illegal immigrant and the police high five me

Yeah sure you did, fucking motard

>continue on your merry way
>turn around
>see this right behind you
>pull the throttle to accelerate ahead
>turn around to see if you outran it
>it's now even closer
>this starts playing

youtube.com/watch?v=aNL8QTdAvps&feature=youtu.be

You pissed off the wrong Twingo.

>tfw lane splitting on a trike
>get stuck
>block other lane splitters

That is one smug grandpa. I bet he could tear up the too-gay, too.

I wonder how many people think that the biker accidentally got hit by the mirror and didn't do it intentionally

>lose control from swiping at mirror and skin off entire chest from going 100 on the freeway
>Come to a stop and get run over by Stacy in her 5 ton 3rd row going 60
>Sue your insurance for damages
>Insurance drops you post humorous and your family has to pay 10000+ for your closed casket funeral
>All because you wanted to fly past someone at double the speed limit while they were in the middle of their lane change but it wasn't your fault
Tippity top kek

That picture is too perfect.

>punch mirror off
>going too fast
>Its one of those truck mirrors with metal frame holding it on
>after 10 minutes literally cannot ride anymore
I learned my lesson

>Lmao "tard" all motorcyclists are retards Lmao so funny xDD
Says more about you than anything else bud

Your gears

But my car has motion sensors that record with a 120 degree lense on front and back. If you get captured by it I'm destroying your bike with my tire iron later.

>pull over to the curb cause im gonna go inside and buy something inside a store
>open door
>hear loud wizzing
>realize its a bike
>he crashed my door
>broke door off hinges
>walk the 200ft he flew off too
>ask to trade insurance info as i phone the police
>doesnt respond

you fucking bikers are the rudest fucks on the planet

This is a good place to ask. Would a motorcycle have a huge advantage over a car if they were, say, doing a race on the "toe gays" like in Initial D? I imagine so since they're much lighter and can accelerate faster, or would I be wrong?

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It would depend on a lot of stuff, but the biggest thing that can make a car faster than a bike is cornering speed. Actually fast cars can have a faster cornering speed than bikes. But the funny part is that usually the amount of money needed for that is exponentially greater than what ever you'd pay for a bike.

>tfw smearing a donorcycle into the pavement
youtube.com/watch?v=SbJ-rah8_9A

i stopped and punched the mirror since it was too tight to roll by him quickly (because he was trying to block me)
first guy who replied on dbt didnt believe me either

Bikes can't compete on the touge
Believe me, I know

Signed, touge King

So does that mean my idea of a story where an engine swapped Twingo challenging and beating a bike on the toe-gay is actually feasible? Like maybe it has an F7R in it and the biker gang bullied the frogbox and made the Twingo 1,000,000% ANGERY, and wants to chase down the remaining leader for revenge.

so, motorcyclists getting owned thread?

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Well yeah in France they are all motards, says more about the French than anything else bud

Pretty much any shitbox with good tires can out-corner a bike.

Lmao fatass biker got rekt.