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Previously on /dbt/:

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First for good crash
youtu.be/-PxCQOoos74

youtube.com/watch?v=RpdZgypOPdA&feature=youtu.be&t=31m1s

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Can someone explain this meme to me?

It's like /jp/'s flanfly

It is a sad man on a grom

>want to buy big boy bike
>about to walk away from a job i technically haven't worked at since Wednesday but have kept going to

Is it because the Grom is considered a shit bike or something? I think it looks kinda cute.

I dont know

But groms are fucking awesome and I would get one if I wasnt broke

>hi vis gear
>obese
>yoga mat
LEL
E
L

Sounds like you're getting played.

Anyone want to fap to suzuki goddess together with me?

Does anyone custom make these types of fairings? I'd pay some good shekels for one.

I know theres dudes who make gay cafe ones but I want one of these 80s, double headlight ones

My dude.

post'em

Too bad suzukis are not the best bikes.

(#1 yamaha)
(#2 suzuki)

Done.

Got some cum on my sneakers but w/e

That's all fair and well.

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How the fuck would you clean that

with fire

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>tfw no horned helmet, Veeky Forums body, and liter katana

>tfw no baiku waifu

>tfw still 3k idle

Is that anchovies and powdered sugar

>manga
I have a berserk and fma tattoo.
Does that count?

kys my dude

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That not nearly moe enough

Thats very edgy of you, friend. :D

so fix it

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im speechless

do all americans ride like this?

So far I've tried hunting air leaks and cleaning carburetor. Didn't do shit.
I'll try next weekend again.

that's embarrassing

That's the next bike I want. It's so fucking sexy.

you set the idle airscrew?
how about the actual idle adjustment?
verified its closing down all the way?

That's a ground mat for camping you soft urban faggot

>When you are out riding exploring some trails and you encounter this massive son of a bitch, pissed that you disturbed his lunch.

Just picked up a new scout

rate em

>yoga mat

If someone told me they toalled their bike by charging and subsequently crashing into a bull that was trying to stare him down I wouldn't have any criticisms

Throttle stop screw does nothing. Maybe it's fucking broken because I don't see it moving the throttle cables at all.
I've drilled open pilot mixture screw but didn't try to set it insane rich yet.

The bull's probably 400kg
A goldwing would outmatch it

But would it be rideable afterwards?

>Explaining to your insurance agent that you wrecked your bike because a bull was staring you down and you ain't no fag
>insurance agent's face when

I mean
It's all steel vs meat

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I know, I miss her everyday ;-;

id start with making sure the slide can actually close all the way down before dicking with other stuff.
you made any airbox or exhaust changes?

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Don't underestimate meat, man, especially at a relative velocity of >50mph

That's no Scout friendo.

This was my first. A TS75 2-stroke panty dropper. Get back ladies, it's a pic.

Some of the dirt might or might not be poop as a result of

I didn't make any changes to intake or exhaust.
Wait a second, the slide is supposed to close all the way? Completely? It didn't do it, there was an almost deliberate cutout in the slide, it left a pretty large opening! How big should there opening for air be when the throttle is fully closed?

Thanks for your support, by the way.

>tfw living check to check
>budget for 2 paydays a month
>get paid three times next month
>also just pulled out my vacation pay

Just got new dunlop roadsmart 3s, going to get me a new a revit jacket too. #yolo

Looks like a BASM ride.

Replace the O-ring on the fuel screw nigger.

I've actually replaced the whole thing so that the screw would stick out. Came with new o-ring, spring and washer. Didn't help. But at least I can adjust it.

> be 5, ask grandfather if I can ride his cow
> he says yes
> lead it over to rope swing and do a perfect tarzan onto it's back
> full ride is 8 seconds, I made it .008 nano seconds
> while sobbing tell grandpa " you said I could ride that cow
> he deadpans, " you did "

are you sure you put the parts in the right order?

And I assume you've dialed back the idle speed screw already?

Yes, the ring, then washer, then spring.
Procycle gave me a picture so I don't fuck up.

Serious question, /dbt/, why are most of these idiots attracted to Suzuki of all brands?
Is it because they are cheap? Because you can buy one without a down payment?

I don't get it.

I could enjoy the brand despite it's shortcomings but this just kills it for me.

Busas are granny bikes

Because cheap idiots will buy cheap shitty bikes.
Then sperge about it

0 down and was the fastest bike until the h2r came out

Welcome to the future
Man, machine, and fusion

Honda Bulldog WHEN

BUSA BRO

There's a knob that adjusts idle, and there is the fuel mixture screw. Fuck around with them

Find a flaw

Wide

If you look really closely you can see it a boxer engine.

Its really heavy for something best used as a sidestand.

At least you can use it on either side.

>Insert picture of whichever bike this is attached to.

There, user, found it.

XR100R is love
XR100R is life

I'll try that, user, but I have a feeling that it won't go well.

Do you have skype? ;)

I can tell google to navigate somewhere (or whatever) now using my bluetooth speakers/microphone while driving. How awesome is that.

can you ask google navigate you back to rddit, faggit?

just kidding. i love you, user.

Are expensive wheel stripes better than cheap china ones?

Or a I an idiot for buying 40$ rim tape?

Yes to both

I've not tried either, but I'm inclined to say that you're an idiot why the fuck did you spend $40 on electrical tape?

Pic related

Saw the XTREME INTENSITY branding and couldnt resist

For the XTREME INTENSITY

Anybody use these ones though? I remember some user in last thread said he dropped coin on some good ones and they were worth it. Not sure if it was these ones or not though.

That's not what I thought you meant when you said rim tape.
I thought it was the stuff that does inside to protect the tube.

whats worse for you guys

riding in the summer heat? (90 degrees Fahrenheit)

or

riding in the rain

I've only ridden in the rain once and it was okay but I hate summer riding with a passion.

Riding in the rain for sure.
At least when it's hot your tires have good grip

Eurofag here, i'm 18 and looking to buy a bike. It has to be >=125 ccm because of the government.
What bike should i get?
Also please no Grom.

CB 500
Meme answer: GS 500

Wr125

Do you have cb400sf's there?

Riding in the snow, in the dark, on a relatively active (neither empty not busy) freeway.
By far the worst experience I've had on a motorcycle.

Thats not 125 cubic centimeters or under.
It has to be A1 Legal or the police takes it.

>riding in the snow

>just enough traffic to hit you if you crash and make you go sortof fast
>not enough traffic to keep snow blown off the road

Sounds terrifying desu

>= means "greater or equal to"