Dota 2 General - /d2g/

prince of thorns

Get fucked, weebshits

A Tale of Two Cities

How do we fix Bristleback?

We still believe, we still believe
It's coming home,
It's coming home, it's coming
2GD's coming home
It's coming home,
It's coming home, it's coming

2GD's coming home
Tears for heroes dressed in grey
No plans for final day
Stay in bed,drift away
It could have been all

Songs in the street
It was nearly complete
It was nearly so sweet
And now I'm singing
three lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming

No more years of hurt
No more need for dreaming
Talk about 2GD coming home
and then one night in Rome
We were strong,we had grown
And now I see us ready for war

Gassa good as before
Sheara certain to score
and i come screaming
Three lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
30 years of hurt

Never stopped me dreaming
I know that was then
But i could happen again

It's coming home,
It's coming home, it's coming
2GD's coming home
It's coming home,
It's coming home, it's coming
2GD's coming home
It's coming home,
It's coming home, it's coming
2GD's coming home
It's coming home,
It's coming home, it's coming
2GD's coming home
It's coming home,
It's coming home, it's coming
2GD's coming home

Three lions the shirts
Jules Rimet still gleaming
30 years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming
Three lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
30 years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

ENGLAND! (clapping)
ENGLAND! (clapping)
ENGLAND! (clapping)
ENGLAND! (clapping)

Dragonlance Chronicles

30% evasion talent at level 15

The Old Testament

we ____dont

he's already decent with talents, just pick him into a team with no silver edge carriers

>EG is the best NA team

what if there was a hero with 99% native evasion and 100% immunity to any other damage than right clicks, but died with 1 hit?

How long until twitch bans all gambling ads

It's been egregious for ages, and with all the gambling ad laws, it'd be pretty easy for twitch to get blocked in most countries

>Singsing streams Dota suddenly
>watch him after such a long time
>he still rekts pubs with his clowny plays
He's still entertaining to watch when he doesn't regurgitate memeshit ever 10 seconds

We need a replacement for sheever while she's getting treatment

Maybe we could ask blizzard nicely and get soe back for a while?

Hell, it take them months before they cracked down on the Casino entry, and that was just because out of the blue a Twitch staff started a thread on /v/ and I asked him why Twitch allows that shit on the first 2 rows and told him those faggots use viewbots.

whenever youre feeling down, just remember

at least youre not peruvian

t. dirty broodposter

She needs to be bred properly first

cant risk another one getting cancer

:thinking:

shiva's guard/radiance/solar crest/butterfly

he's right tho, if she were a burger she'd have to file for bankruptcy

Blizz contract = Valve Ban, thats why 2gd almost didnt make Kiev
Not to mention Soe is all tattood and disgusting now, the real hero we need is Dad

Fuck off autismo

>Rime on sings strim
holy shit I had no clue the dude was even still alive

Prince of persia

Well good job she's not, do we have to do this shit again

The joke here is that NA healthcare is shit

>no she-hulk hero
>no asari hero
>no golden god hero
>no butterfly girl hero

doters?

>spiderposting
Eh

twitch
.tv/beyondthesummit2

Envy Lycan get in here this is going to be entertaining

>spider posters
yuck

tfw I have barely any cute bat pics/webms ;_;
I wont try and get into a war of attrition with you because I know I'll lose.

>LC
>Tinker
>Lina
>Luna

what if items had durability and you had to go to the secret shop to fix them?

WINGS OUT
NOT ONE PIECE OF GRISTLE SHALL I WASTE
CURSED DAWN

>Implying spiders can't be cute

>cancer
jorien doesn't actually have cancer, right?

>every game now has big dick Futa heroes like TA or Tresdin in it

Pugna?

owen gave it to her

Yes
clips.twitch.tv (slash) AmazonianExpensiveGrasshopperChefFrank

Has Kunkka ever in the entire history of competitive DotA 2 been on the winning team?

>He wasn't around for London Conspiracies Invoker + roaming SD Kunkka memes

EE is a bad drafter
-d2g

that's some fucking shit

Yeah, but it's stage 1 and she should be fine after treatment.

EE is bad under pressure
-d2g

>ywn cum on sheevers freshly shaven skull
Owen is one lucky bastard

>Tesden's dick getting bigger every time she wins a 'duel'

Will windmill based chemo be enough for sheever or will her family forever regret not acquiring the ultimate in diagnosis and treatment which can only be obtained in the United States Of America?

ok

>sheever has cancer

WHAT

PLEASE

NO

>two forms of washed up
>one by amphetamine tolerance
>the other by alcohol
woooooowwww

>be nordic/slav
>get cancer
when will they take a page from the brits and mix with germs/meds?

>Owen had Sheever eat some plutonium so nobody would take her from him
Devilish

wtf doturds I thought you said reso was good????

Envy is better

Let's just hope the inferior standard that EU nations have for healthcare doesn't compromise her health.

>take a page from the brits

r u retarded?

it's 6x6x2 , it's a big tumor

god i wish d2g had flags, really gotta wonder about what kind of thirdie or member of the union of yuropeon cuckolds is behind this

Anglos have always been the top tier of this planet

6x6x2 whats?

what if rubick aghs let him keep stolen spells through death?

Reso is good he just has a shit team dragging him down

With Envy it's the opposite

?

you are supposed to steal, use and steal again

if you are keeping spells you are a bad rubick

why would you pay to do that?

C o m f y

>heh check out this VPN i got for shitposting on flagboards

simply epic, coposter

that's what is for my nig
you've got a shithole with your name on it

Doesn't matter, it's not malignant so all she needs is chemo to get it down and it cutting out. Stage 1 breast cancer has a 99% 5 year survival rate.

Consequences of chemo won't be nice for her though, that shit is brutal.

>double raindops
what did pld mean by this?

I'm literally from England

Our cancer rates are shit and the NHS is shit, but the NHS is still better than American healthcare :^)

>Encouraging suicide dives

is lycan only fun as an underdog (no pun) hero? I find him pretty fucking boring to watch now that he's meta. matu is fun with the wolves I guess but in general

>s-s-s-stop bantering me!!!!!!111
>i need a hugbox because i get BTFO'd on any flag boards

>low quality and having to wait forever is good

you're stuck with muzzie quality healthcare kiddo

>g-go to this other board

I want to hug Sheever

>2 scoops

>our healthcare is shit

>HAHAHHA YOUR HEALTHCARE IS SOOOOOO BAD

Thanks for the update

>sheever gets cancer
>the only female to replace her spotlight now is a fucking landwhale

god fucking damn i hate cancer so much

>chemo

+

>all top hospitals and research are in the United States Of America

>Members of the union of yuropeon cuckolds can never deal with this fact.

How come white people are so susceptible to cancer? Is it because they are genetic freaks?

No, he's fun when played properly (e.g. not by envy)

Matu lycan is so fucking nice to watch
Old RTZ Lycan was also nice, but not as fun as matu

Wait what the fuck, how do TB have a NW lead?

>he's cucked and controlled by leftists and Muslim refugees

>He pays insane tax rates for inferior healthcare

>>all top hospitals and research are in the United States Of America

Citation Needed

what went wrong?

>envy plays like a fucking retard
>gets away with it because his team bails him out

EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

stop replying to autistic shitposters or go to a shitposting board yourself

that part is true, it's just that it's all reserved for saudi royalty