If your car doesn't have at least 4 sensors, it's a piece of shit

If your car doesn't have at least 4 sensors, it's a piece of shit.

if a car has less than 4 sensors it was probably built pre-1950's

Do mechanical gauges count?

>Fuel level
>Speedometer
>Tachometer
>Engine Temperature

Phew. I was afraid my car was old.

But I have 5 senses.

>TPMS
>O2 Sensor
>Air intake sensor
>Coolant temp sensor

That was a close one.

My exhaust alone has 4 sensors you peasant.

>Fuel level
>Coolant temperature

Well shit

I don't like cadillacs but that plate frame is aesthetic

>Speedometer
>O2 sensor
>2 MAF sensors

>I need muh sensors
What are you, a woman?

Temperature sensor
Oil pressure sensor
Fuel level sensor
A/C high and low pressure sensors

All I need

It does have four sensor. My eyes, ears, hands and feet.

if youre car is fwd its a piece of shit, and yes that includes your shitty ass audi, even with the fake awd system.

I have a fifth. My cock senses ur mum.

Yfw you realize jiggly tit bitches have two more sensors than you

My exhaust system alone has 18 sensors, worship me fucking pleb.

my car uses its 4 spark plugs to sense ionization levels in the cylinders.

>[understeers teutonically]

Any OBDII car has hundreds of sensors. You mean sensors to monitor the road because your shit at driving or need to put the fucking phone down.

Jokes on you my bimmer is 10 years old and has a shitload of sensors. Thank God the only one that went bad is on recall so free repair.

>2 o2 sensors
>maf sensor
>map sensor
>coolant temperature sensor
>crank position sensor
>cam position sensor
>throttle position sensor
>knock sensor
>fuel level sensor
>crash sensor
>auto dimming mirror light sensors, front and rear
>4 wheel speed sensors
>egr pressure sensor

My car's not exactly new either. Turns 20 years old in 2 months.

How in the fuck would you buy a fuel injected car without sensors?

By getting one with mechanical fuel injection, or a really old diesel

If you need 4 sensors to drive you are a shitty driver