G Wagon Sluts

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>be me, a car
>just built in the homeland
>my father tells me I will go on to do great things
>explore many places
>see areas other cars simply cannot
>father says goodbye, sends me to go live with new mom
>sad but excited about new adventures
>first day though, no excitement
>first week, no excitement
>first year, no excitement
>why is moms small dog always barking
>always be with other normal cars
>all my special abilities never get used
>special parts get neglected
>realize I'm just another car
>realize I'll never be what I knew I could be
>realize I'm exactly like moms shitty dog
>though when I rest I still have vivid dreams of excitement
>I'd rather just park than be alive

eww. Can't you just post the G-wagen with some studly Alpha-male types?

Well, I am a slut.

I can't wait for the next gen G Wagon cuz it will be a electric huge SUV.

>mfw

That watermark. Kek.

Because I'd only be caught buying an old one and it's not luxurious enough for them.

>numbers of replies
>number of posters in this thread
JUST

damn this made me feel

lol

i crided desu famalam

This must be how Range Rovers feel as well.

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please i didn't want to feel today

>implying G Wagon isn't super happy with qt3.14 smelling nice on his leather seats and touching his driving wheel and door handles with fine manicured fingers
>implying G Wagon would prefer to be driven by some careless Chad or some retard Dubai billionaire

>Drives super cautiously over minor speedbump, make shreiking noises going through potholes

dat toe thumb tho

Damn now I want to be a g-wagen