Returning home from work 70 miles away at 1:50 AM

Is the damage to your own car worth it? I'd go slow enough that it wouldn't do too much damage, but if they want to go under my wheels I'm not stopping.

REV UP THOSE ENGINES

...

IT'S TIME FOR THE SCOTTY KILMER SHOW
>sinister grin

>machete unsheaths

all of us would be fine except for mcrummy or whatever, he would instantly try to avoid, over correct, and have a 15 inch ghost dildo in his ass

I like this thread.

That explains the webm then, he saw a dog in the road.

I'm not even fucking lying, this happened to me last year. Me and my girlfriend were driving home from Carson City to Reno through the washoe valley area. It is pretty much a straight road, but it was around 2:40am after we had to take care of her grandfather. Out of nowhere, we passed a girl dressed in a what looked like 50's-60's nurse clothing walking the opposite direction. Looked right at us as we passed. Slowed down to see if everything was ok because nobody was around and I saw no flashers in the distance. Looked back, nobody was there. Never knew a Honda Fit could do 100mph till that night.

Would he have to take out his knotted butt-plug first for the ghost dildo or would they both fit?

Both and a twingo too probably

Scotty would handle it

drive how im currently driving
bitch can get out of the well or get turned into red paste

story is she jumped in front of the car

>not keeping a Twingo in your ass at all times
Kek

Whats wrong with you retards? Rape is the answer.

*My girlfriend and I

I'd pick her up for some ghost blowjobs.

100% ghost rape. This is my new fetish.

lost

Were you passing through Highway 50? That road is haunted as fuck.

unsolvedmysteries.wikia.com/wiki/Highway_50_Phantom

stop and let her in cause ghosts ain't real and she'll give me a blowie for saving her.

Rape

We need more aut/o/ ghost stories fellas

>Be me, back in February of 2001
>200 miles away from home on the rural countryside for holidays with family.
>Completely isolated, roads are mud so we had to take the Land Cruiser.
>Take car to drive 4 miles to town to get snacks at 11:00 PM
>pitch black without lights, not exaggerating, when I say the countryside is isolated, it's FULLY isolated
>spot black dog-like thing whimpering infront of SUV
>ohnoidontlikehurtpuppies.jpg
>switch off headlights
>whimpering stops
>turn them back on
>dog ghost is nowhere to be seen, no footprints, no blood, nothing
>fuck the snacks, I head back home to the cabin

pic related is the stretch of road, a bit further in is where shit gets pretty bleak at night.

It was a deer I swear.

>Rape

>fuck, how did I end up at Kamikaze Curve again?
>I thought they were redoing this whole mountainside years ago
>fucking jew york road crews
>fuck it
>stomp gas pedal

yes, i like to drive in spooky roads at nights without moon

and sometimes i ride my bike for extra spooks, never seen anything paranormal tho

/comfy/ as fuck f a m

What do?

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'd roll down the window and politely ask them to move out of the way.

They let a hooptie pass so they can't be that antagonistical, can they?

What the hell?
Someone care to explain?

Its a gaggle of jews, Business professional Species.

What country and state and town?

>be me driving home from work at about 1:30 2:00 am
>i live 30 miles outside of town in the country
>half way through all the country roads i see a girl in a white tank top and short walking on the other side of the road
>pull over to her walking speed and ask if she's lost and ok
>she says nothing, doesn't even act like im there
>a few minutes go by of me just trying to get her attention by talking
>grow impatient and honk my horn
>she turns her head, and looks right at me with smiling now
>i speed up pretty freaked out then slow down looking in my mirrors to see if she's standing there still
SHE'S FULL ON SPRINTING AT MY CAR
>FUCKING FLOOR IT NOT LOOKING BACK THE WHOLE WAY HOME
i never saw her again, and switch to first shift just to never have that happen again.
i'm still scared to this day to drive alone in the country at night. its been 2 years now

it's a japanese horror movie

Just blast some music

Why the fuck are nips so good at horror?!?! Shit scared the shit outta me. Fuck.

Their fucking horror legends and what not are freaky as fuck too.

>Be a horror movie character
>See a fucked up situation
>Totally not anything to do with me and can easily avoid it
>Dive right into it

You people that live in that box are so crazy.

WIDEOPENTHROTTLE

J-turn, return to civilization faster than the other car.

>be a truckerfag
>westbound on I-80 in middle-of-nowhere Wyoming
>2-o-clockish at night, new moon, no lights except a truck running a mile ahead
>been running on caffeine and cigarettes since dusk
>notice a pair of headlights appear in mirror
>glance over to see a Dodge Charger cresting the hill behind me
>it's moving fast
>holy shit, he must flying
>I can tell he's in the right lane with me
>son of a bitch is barrelling toward the back of my truck at 100+mph
>waiting anxiously for him to shift left but he doesn't
>oh my God, he's going to hit me!
>I grip the wheel and brace for impact
>Lord, God, help me keep this thing straight
>headlights disappear behind my trailer
>no collision, not even a sound
>frantically check mirrors to see if he dove off the road
>even pull a crazy Ivan to check my blindspot
>nothing
>radio other truck and ask if he was passed by a speeding car
>no answer
>wide awake until stop in Rock Springs, or wherever
I always thought phantom-car/truck stories were a meme until then.

Doing a lot of night driving in the middle of nowhere can get weird.

I'll never forget a time driving out to my friend's house in the countryside on one of my favorite roads.

>be 1am on KY-17 south
>road is one of my favorite to hoon
>can hear cars and bikes ripping up and down road all times of day
>big sweeping turns, straights, and hairpins
>be blasting down this road
>hear baiku approaching FAST
>I'm doing 70mph
>no lights ahead or behind
>getting louder
>approaching bend
>please don't hit me
>sudden flash of light
>nothing but wind and my exhaust now
>multiple people have died on this road
>pic related is turn
To this day I wonder if it was maybe someone who died in this road, forever hooning in the afterlife

Ride hektik into Valhalla baiku friend, rip in peace

i think it was some band doing crazy shit to promote their new album

I feel like it ended up as the album cover or something can't remember all the details

not really a ghost story, but spooked the fuck out of me
>be me about 5 years ago
>driving through Fucking Nowhere County, Maine
>>just following the GPS :^)
>in my old Corolla, one of the headlights was out and the clutch wasn't being very cooperative
>even with the high beams on it was dark as shit, but I was halfway between civilizations, best option was to keep going
>spot something in the road
>pull up
>dead coyote
>upon closer inspection it clearly wasn't hit by a car, it was gored by something
>suddenly hear a commotion somewhere deep in the woods
>a sort of screeching noise, and coyotes growling and barking
>fuck
>get in the car, edge my way around the corpse
>just as I'm about to book it the biggest fucking moose I've ever seen walks out onto the road and plants itself in front of me
>thing just stands there giving me a death stare
>felt like a midget looking up at Cronus
>it was absolutely coated in blood, head to toe, and the flesh was peeling off of one of its hind legs
>I thought it was going to charge at me, and if it had that would have been it, there was no way my tiny little car could stand up to that monster
>by the grace of God a deer ran by with a pack of coyotes chasing it and the moose walked off to the side of the road, giving me just enough room to slip by
I guess you sort of had to be there

and no looking back

isn't this a promo for some music group?

360 U-turn and drive away.

this underrated

I doubt moose are too interested in cars as a threat or anything, they just happen to be massive enough to wreck you if they cross your path.
youtu.be/yW9ARu17Q3Y

prepare for CRASHU, I don't mess with no ghosts.

Give her a ride, anons, would you really let a lost lonely girl stay out in the middle of the road, abandoned in the woods where something might get her?
C'mon, user. Stop thecar and letherin. Really, user, I wouldn't worry about it.

Prob just a tweaker or something man

>seeing someone walking on the road at 2am in the middle of nowhere and not asking them if theyre OK

You know 9 times out of 10 is gonna be just a normal person whos car broke down or some shit.

>360 U-Turn
Are you seriously this retarded?

Are you seriously this new? Go back to plebbit

>I sentence you to kiss my arse

>no living soul around
No witnesses then?
Not saying id rape her but id probably rape her if you know what i mean

>all these anons who have encountered skinwalkers
>meanwhile Ive only had one direct encounter and another where one was fucking with me
Goddamnit I just wanna hunt the fucks why dont they come out to play

LET VTECH KICK IN

Blast eurobeat and hit them with the rear-end of your shitbox mid-drift

Here's my own personal Veeky Forums ghost story. Absolute truth.
>Was 19 years old
>Was in nursing school and working in the ER as a nurse intern in the evenings
>Just got off at 3am and driving home
>Still lived at home because in school
>Family's property is around 100 acres of swamp land in south ga
>There's a stretch of road a few hundred yards into our property that is almost exactly a quarter mile of perfectly straight level road with a creek bridge at the end of the straightaway before a turn
>There's thick fog already
>As I rounded the curve coming into that stretch I see a blue light flashing ahead
>I get closer, slow down, and see a cop car with it blue light flashing parked at that creek bridge and the ass end of a car that had gone off the edge and down into the creek with it's tail lights still bright red and exhaust pouring out of it's tail pipe
>Late 60s Camaro
>It occurs to me as I approach that the cop car is an old Caprice cruiser
>I get to the other side of the bridge and pull over to see if they needed help
>As I take my car out of gear and pull the e brake I get covered by goosebumps and have a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach
>I look back before turning the car off
>It's all fucking gone
>No lights, no cars, no nothing
>I tactically shit my pants and nope the fuck out of there
I woke my mom up when I got home and told her about it. I have never felt fear like that in my life. She said she didn't know what to think about it. The next day I told my grandmother about it. My family has owned that land for 4 generations now and she said that in the 60s that was a popular road for the kids in town to drag race and that in 1970 a kid lost control of his Camaro at that bridge, went off the side, and died. Before all this I was a hard non believer in paranormal shit. Since then I have a much different attitude.

>live in the 209
>always hear stories about 8 mile road
Should I? I've heard there's like 3 types of hauntings, one being a possibly evil spirit

Do it. Bring back proof you fucked an evil ghost in the back of your 3k civic.

I drive a 350z which may be a good thing because they usually chill in your back seat. Ill ask someone yo go with me just incase she tries to take the passenger seat

Why would the rozzer be a ghost as well? Unless he chose to chase after the Camaro for eternity after passing on, in a vain attempt to save a life.

>The feels.

No fucking way a fellow ky17 hooner! That road is the best I especially like how basically all the turns are marked for a speed so you can guesstimate how hard you need to brake.

What car do you too down it with? I've just got a miata for it.

>it's an ambush
>kill the lights
>leave the road
>put on my nvgs
>manuver around attacking force

I don't believe in the concept myself, but if we're going into /x/ shit then I'd say stone tape.

Actually considering the conditions there that makes sense. I don't have any explanation for it but even now when I typed it out I can feel that same sense of dread.

youtube.com/watch?v=FdyknT4uchM

MAXIMUM ATTACK

I hoon that road in anything, I have a friend that lives in Morningview so I go out there occasionally. I used to hoon it in my v6 Sable lol. Now I use my G, it's so much fun

Even better. Now you know what must be done, for great justice.

instagram.com/p/BGwhZRbqyt-/?hl=en

This is this only post ITT that actually happened.

>driving home on the highway
>ambush out of nowhere

>the absolute state of yurop

Nope

Yeah I drive a 96 lifted z71. I'd leave red smears on the road as I went on over that tree. My dash cam would show the weapons in their hands and I'd never see a day of jail time.

>stone tape
?

Ill report back in a few days if this thread is still alive

it's a "theory" that says ghosts are basically recordings of past events imprinted onto the living world by somebody's soul when they died, and that they're only visible under the right conditions

I have a ghost rape fetish, so this would be a great night. I'd just whack the little girl in the head and fuck her tight butt.

Fucking niggers

Do a 360 degree J-Turn

The tripfag by the name of trailer trashed or something like that used to live in a spoopy area. I'll try to find some of his posts later.

Never fails

>live in pretty rural area
>do lots of late night driving, midnight to sunrise
>most of it bombing along seasonal roads and backwoods mountain tops
>have been doing it for years
>never have anything at all spooky happen beyond one time there was a short in a railroad crossing sign making it go up and down
>lots of animals, though, but they're not spooky

>>returning home from work 70 miles away at 1:50 AM

>He does a 140 mile commute to work daily
>he drives 3500 miles a month for work
>he drives roughly 42,000 miles a year for his job
>He spends at minimum $10 a day just to get to his job
>He spends at minimum $250 a month just to fuel his commute
>He spends at minimum $3000 a year just for the privilege of working
>He spends another few thousand dollars a year on maintenance and auto insurance
>He has to wake up at least two hours before his shift just to be on time
>he won't be home for at least another hour and half after he clocks out, no exceptions

>when confronted he will blindly make claims about how much better this job pays him than any of his local employers

Fuck the ghost girl the truly frightening thing is what a cuck you are.