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>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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haha i will make thread early just to post my retarded pyro picture :)))))))
i won the internet battle mom look at me

It's a pretty nice art style and lacks in degeneracy

I like it

I really like this artist

YOU STAY, I GO.

The last 2 OPs were fine, but that looks dumb

i cry

>Critical hits deal three times the base damage of the weapon and ignore both the distance modification and the random damage modification of normal shots, though explosive weapon critical hits still suffer from splash damage fall-off.

That's why shotguns and scatterguns sometimes do a shit ton of damage across the map. And it's fucking retarded desu

NA casual queue time
Waiting for Quake to download so if you wanna queue up send me a pm or an add

I swear to God, these pictures have to be a part of someones weird fetish fantasy.

....My fetish is neat little tf2-inspired art

you sick fuck. I bet you also like to hold hands.

...only if cosplaying as engie and pyro

Today I bought almond milk to become better.
It worked, I am as good as b4nny now

rate my pyro

>Drinking almond milk
It's literally just almonds and water. Why do people fall for this meme? It tastes nothing like actual milk.

I like the taste, and I am seeking to cut out dairy for health reasons so its handy : )

why does the fox have tits

It's a mammal

Will agree that dairy in general isn't that healthy, good on you for not falling for the "milk is good for you" meme.

Because it's an anthropomorphized mammal. Nowhere near as bad as lizard tits. Yes, Bethesda, I still am mad after all these years. Fuck you, Argonians should not have mammaries.

Because its a mammal retard

>that healthy
there is not a single healthy thing about milk. all dairy industry lies

First unbox WOO

i buy it for 1 dollor paypal

WAH WAH HOOOOOO

Yahooooooooooo

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^ Uncle Dane video DO NOT CLICK

youtube.com/watch?v=894YUND4WCQ

post healnoobs and rate

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KCILC TON OD oediv enaD elcnU ^

add me for hard vore scalie erp

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>be valve
>some sucker made a whole set for us again
>proceeds to add half of it

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>tfw single handedly controlling the flow of the game
I can defend a point until overtime, then stop fighting to let them cap only to start stomping again
everyone in chat getting excited about how close the game is with people commenting that this is the best game they've played in a long time
and I made it happen
I could have just blindly stomped them and stopped everyone having fun but I didn't
I have the power to make tf2 fun for an entire server
I can save this game

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>you can equip the juggernaut jacket and the hurt locher together
>now lacking 1 misc slot to go full SWAT on demo

Demo is a shit class and should get deleted

t. shitter engineer

post cheatboys

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these glasses look so fucking good on medic

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Rate my Max Payne 3 medick
tf2r.com/kxb84qz.html

What's a good server to healslut on? :x

Q W U D S Y
C O M E B A C K
G A M I N G

playoverwatch.com/en-us/buy/
just dont go into comp

huh?

You are the hero TF2 deserve but not the one it needs right now.

if classes were ranked out of 10 on their

>offense
>defense
>support

soldier would be a 4/10 in everything

look it up on the server list, it runs a rotation of custom maps from TF2's earlier days

kinda dead right now, so favorite it and tell your buddies about it

second server with nocrit nospread 24/7 dm server coming soon

*flies around the map taking nearly no damage in the process and shitting on every other class who has nothing similar*

I actually really like this one.

*Unzips flamethrower*

*takes out degreaser*

>rocket jumps behind you
>heh nothin persnoell kiddo
>market gardens you

What is your favorite dm map, and why?

>Medic, but far easier
>Even more braindead healer that just aoe heals everyone for you
>offense class with buffs and debuffs you will occasionally remember you can heal with
>Broken glue of the meta that you should be playing above all else
That is NOT a good game to heal in!

hightower so I can hit cool pipe airshots on soldiers

>>market gardens you
>what is airblast

I still got drops to 30 fps sometimes. Gotta upgrade cpu too.
This dispencer is strange.

hightower so I can go dh+gunboats and ruin the epic montages of trolldier sollies and the lives of shitslinger engies

>S-tier (Headrush)
Demoman, Scout
>A-tier (Needed to prolong attacks)
Medic, Soldier
>B-tier (Needed to sustain attacks)
Engineer, Sniper
>C-tier(Medic protectors)
Heavy, Spy
>D-tier(Engi-Medic protectors)
Pyro, Demoknight

Did I pull it right?

pyrovision does negatively impact frames

Who win
Uma delisia
A brazilian

reddit memes win

replace scout with medic, move engineer down to c tier and spy down to d-tier and remove the taglines to the tiers as they don't really makes sense, esp spy protecting med and not being a trash pick class

this game is fun
i like it

nerd!

you should reinstall your config

>liking things
>fun
NOT ON MY WATCH

>S
Demoman, Medic
>A
Pyro (Good), Scout
>B
Sniper, Engineer, Heavy, Soldier (Good)
>C
Spy (Good), Soldier (Bad), Demoknight (Good)
>D
Pyro (Bad)
>F
Spy (Bad), Demoknight (Bad)

What would a good demoknight or pyro loadout look like?

>A
>Pyro (Good)
Nigga you just went full Arrayseven. Never go full Arrayseven.

who
literally anything as long as you can track flames and hit pipes

reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=TcYpcpqi8l4

tf2g, how would you deal with players that literally just installed the game in terms of matchmaking? even a mediocre player can pull their worth if they stick to support. but when 3 members of your team struggle to exit the spawn it's bound to be an unbalanced match, even if the average rank of each team is the same

>thinking medals mean anything
go back to overmemes you shitter

in the few rare times i want to play a map that no server wants to host, reds are just easy to kill as silvers

as long as the number of newbies (or 'noobs' as I like to call them) on each team is the same, I think it's ok.
I think the best way to go about it would be to put them in games with bots up until level 5, like in paladins. Maybe with an option to skip this tutorial in a small checkbox that most people would ignore.
Then at least they might learn how to walk forwards before getting in a real game

medals equate to playtime so yeah, a higher medal generally means they're better at the game.
sure there are exceptions but you know that a red medal will be more compentant than a silver.

I'd say it's more like "you know a red medal is going to be at the very least competent", i've seen silvers before with fancy unusuals

>Implying unusuals mean a damn thing

i literally explained in the last sentence how medals mean nothing. i used medals in the graph simply for simplicities sake. im sorry you have a hard time with reading comprehension

nope
ive seen a soldier with 2 unusuals and sparkly rocket launcher fail to even do a basic rollout on process, instead just shooting directly down and flying up like a retard
sometimes people with medals and unusuals dont even turn around when you yell "spy"
and sometimes i see stock scouts and demos completely shit over everything and just make you feel bad
medals, time, and hats do not equate to skill at all
except you didnt say a word about medals

push them somewhere else
seriously i don't want them in my match
they're either useless or a hacker

I intentionally wear no hats so people underestimate me on sniper. It makes people double guess your importance.

>it's bound to be an unbalanced match, even if the average rank of each team is the same
im sorry you have a hard time with reading comprehension. maybe brush up on your synonyms?

i was talking about how high rank players are equal to low rank players in terms of skill, not how the average rank is the same in unbalanced matches
maybe you need reading comprehension

Every time I do that I get kicked for "hacking"

>not how the average rank is the same in unbalanced matches
oh cool, neither was i. i was merely using that as an example to express how ranks indeed dont mean anything in terms of the players skill. im glad were on the same page here

All the hackers I meet have hats, because Valve doesn't do shit to them in the first place

>found my drawing on paheal
It's an abstract kind of feel.

you've made it
be proud

Pauling's pistol (scout secondary)

+200% damage(base damage 45 instead of 15)
+Always 100% accurate
-harsh damage falloff (33% at max range instead of 50%
-150% slower firing speed (approx. .5 seconds)
-no damage ramp-up
-75 max secondary ammo on wearer
-84% clip size (2 bullets)

designed to make scout pistols less spammy and more potent of a mid ranged secondary, this pistol is meant to reward scouts for taking time to aim their pistol vs. spamming the shit out of it when you miss your shots with the scattergun.

How overpowered is this? i meant for it to be remniscant of the Flying guillotine with the strong base damage but w/o the stupid sandman shit

tracking has nothing to do with spamming
make pistol with lower damage, lower falloff and perfect accuracy instead, that would be good for midrange

Not every scout wants to track though, it's an alternative weapon for flick aim, but I guess I can see this building bad habits for noobs