ITT we post pictures of our car and make assumptions about one another
ITT we post pictures of our car and make assumptions about one another
You're broke, and you regret your purchase very much, but you are in so much denial that you believe you don't sometimes.
You bought the car 95% of the badge and its looks, knowing fully well that you probably shouldn't have
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Your fat wife didn't let you buy a Defender
You played and liked Alan Wake
ur gay
this
I'd love to hear the reasoning behind that
Never played it. If I'm after an atmospheric single player game I'll usually play S.T.A.L.K.E.R or something like it
I'm rich
IIRC, there's a driving segment of Alan Wake and one of the trucks looks sort of like that, maybe confusing it with a different game, but the area where you drive it is all woodsy and foresty and looks just like your pic
>E46 non-M
no you're not
>15 year old base model 3 series
>rich
sure thing kiddo
>implying you don't HAVE to be rich
>paying hundreds of dollars for a chunk of plastic
Just go to the junkyard and get one for $5 lmao
its a v6 lol
have at it
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>pays hundreds of dollars for interior plastic
>spray paints rims
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Person with patrician taste
you chew tobacco
strained relationships with extended family
>convertible
>coulda had a v8
It's the trash you go.
Mines on the right
I have no issues with my extended family. Try again.
your wife wears the pants
>Z28 badge
>V6
Negro
Old ass man
Lesbiana
Canadian
>Canadian
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
>implying a negro would drive a stock impala
>implying a negro impala won't have candy paint and 26's
Wrong
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That guy who still lives in the barracks, for some reason.
Vapes and wears a flatbill hat
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'94 4 cylinder 5 speed
what the actual fuck are you trying to achieve
Why do you still have that dealership advertisement in the front license plate holder? It looks dumb
because I am waiting for the dealership to mail me the stuff to register the car, then I can put my plates on it.
Works in a bowling alley, steals shoes.
Alan Wake's truck is a FJ62 LC
you work in a private school/university
pre-mature beer gut
why, just fucking why?
you dress like an old man
you drink diet red bull
Huge Kenny Loggins fan, can sing "Danger Zone" backwards.
*hits vape* ITS PLASTI DIP BRUH
You watched the Top Gear finale and thought James May's choice was sensible.
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Could have sworn you could drive a red truck in that game
Future organ donor. Commendable.
you wanted the badge but the sport/vogue were too expensive
you wanted a cheap sporty sedan and went directly to the basic choice
pre-mature beer gut
you dress like an old man
what the fuck is this...
you don't want to advance to anything better than your low paying job
divorced
your coffee has a lot of names from the fancy ingredients it has
you love secluded beaches so you can park right near you on the sand
Drives like a dick and blames others for it
haven't, but you sparked my curiosity
>can't willy
> 40+
> high viz vest
> possibly has a wife and two childs
> only rides at the weekends when it's sunny
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You drive what you can afford, not because the car is too expensive, but your insurance is next level turbo-AIDs
SPOT ON MY BOY
>Called someone a tryhard with that truck.
Only correct thing on that list is the high viz.
I wanna see you wheelie that 5000 punds pig
You think that you are a mechanic, Emotionally abusive, parents have money that you can't touch,
>lowered riceburner
oh yee, you're a philipino
has 3 burned cds of eurobeat in the glovebox
useless shit crows the back seats of your car, but it's the kind of useless shit that might be useful once a year e.g a pack of latex gloves
misshapen understanding of english, do not know or care what the word "car" means
car is pristine, get angry at passengers for eating/drinking inside your car
fills on premium, but only the medium priced one
owns a dog or has a kid
wishes he could have a nice jag and tour it around the Mediterranean
> posted bike because the other user did
fugg you got me
>Overpriced LED light bar
>World's ugliest topper
Do you wear sweatpants in public by any chance?
Humble poorfag.
Bet you can't deadlift 3 plate.
above average salary, enough to live comortably and have more expensive hobbbies
20's
prolly work in IT (sysad)
not a lot of issues in life kinda car
Lolno
Half true, no food or drinks please, but I can't buy lower than 93 unless I want the engine to pull timing
Cant stand that other countries get to have affordable power without being charged through the roof. Projects his jealousy by tossing misinformed tropes.
Hoons way too hard, sometimes dangerous. Otherwise smart way to get around in a land of overpriced gas and overcrowding
That others pay less for cars or general fun stuff actually makes me quite unhappy sometimes
Damn dude
my dl atm is 100kg, whatever that is in lbs/"plates"
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Lol, not even 2 plates.
Typical.
Now that it runs...
Yea my grandfather has one of those
I miss those flags, been thinking about getting some CB mounts and putting flags on that.
I see you know your way around an angle grinder
Looks more like a sawzall.
What the fuck is in that thing
Mom named Stacey
highschooler working as a minimum wage lube tech
Spends 10 hours a week detailing his car, spergs when someone touches the paint or leans on his car.
plays bingo on the weekends
looks like i can lift 12plate
where is your god now
>lives in Norway, does his own maintenance
>can't and won't do his own maintenance
>grabs women by the pussy
>has recently smoked marijuana
>has recently sold marijuana
>to children
>wife drives 90% of the time
>E N T H U S I A S T
>has a hot mom
>will post pics for us once he reads this post
>passes seniors in Caprices going up hill on a double line in a snow storm
>dents peoples' doors and doesn't leave notes
>prefers T H I C C women
>pays too much in taxes
>gets visibly upset when people in cars don't use their turn signals
>chronic depression
>lives in Kentucky
>possibly a Bro
>bought a new car
>off the lot
>thinks traps aren't gay
>is gay
>18 years old
>or 80 years old
>hates immigrants
>geriatric or melanin-rich gentleman
>parents are disappointed
>argues with strangers about how wagons are superior to crossovers
You love telling people you increased crank hp from the original set up "by at least 10 crank"
You compromised, initially hated but ended up loving your wagon
You were pumped that someone asked you to put bread on hood
>>argues with strangers about how wagons are superior to crossovers
They are.
>You compromised, initially hated but ended up loving your wagon
Yup, exactly right.
>they are
>the handling of a full-size heavy sedan
>with the visibility of a low-slung car
>and half the storage of a crossover
>without any of the benefits
My man, you need to reevaluate your life choices.
lol actually no1 ever asked I just did it 4 the memes. Also,
>sees nothing wrong with ls swapping rx-7s
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>window decals
>convertible
Brown or white?
I'm white
They all performance related decals, not weeb shit, because race car.
hard mode: not black
Spot on, taxes are eating my money like it's nothing
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oughta be good :2
boomer
>not a GT
better at least be the V6
Jason please
v6 manuẽl
273HP/440Nm, enough for a comfy ride.
roast me
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work delivery for a pizza joint in comfort
>ny