>Buy 2015 Veloster Turbo for only $9,000 >Beat Toyota 86 in drag race shortly after leaving dealership. >Everyone oggles my car and gives me thumbs up. >Pull into grocery store. >9/10 asks if I'm driving a Porsche >Chuckle and tell her I'd never settle for driving an inferior German car.
Worst greentext I read since a long time. I really feel sorry for you, not just that you drive a shitpile but for your poor fantasy and lack of creativity.
Hunter Hughes
what an awful greentext.
Kill yourself.
Tyler Walker
I kinda like how it looks to be completely honest
Anthony Collins
Same honestly, the color works. We need more pastel/alternative colors on shitboxes
Levi Morris
If he was lying he would've said a 10/10.
Mason Green
>3.5 doors
Jason Brown
>Beat Toyota 86 in drag race shortly after leaving dealership Nice minivan you got
Jose Davis
This is a good greentext, do not listen to the butthurt weebs.
Kimchi GTI ftw.
Ryder Sanchez
>Buy 2015 Veloster Jokes on you OP
Cameron Murphy
I bought a 2003 Bugeye WRX for $4500.
>Literally half the price. >Faster >Objectively better looking >More practical >Better reliability (it's the 2.0l engine not the 2.5l) >Way more potential >Aftermarket is stupid cheap >Parts are stupid cheap >AWD>>>FWD >People assume I'm a speed demon not an idiot >I actually have a gorgeous girlfriend who loves it >I have 4 doors and a trunk and passengers don't hate sitting in the back >Rear passengers both have their own door >Actually has heritage to be proud of >All of the weird styling on my car actually has a function like the fog lights and scoop and wing
I would consider the Hyundai following just as cancerous as the Subaru following as well. No I don't vape. My car now makes stock STI power after putting $500 into it.
Sebastian Cooper
I don't want another korean shitbox. Already have one
Charles White
Why don't you post a picture of your velostwr then, rather than a thumbnail of a stock Google image?
Or are you lying, user-kun
Ryder Long
Why even bump the thread, you notice OP didn't even respond to anyone ITT. Was a bait thread from the beginning and idiots always take it
Grayson Williams
Come at me bro
Jack Wood
Bread on hood dipshit.
Dominic Stewart
>Bugeye WRX Fur faggot detected
Eli Murphy
>get rescue dog for free >very friendly great around children >easy to walk and play with >bring him everywhere, everyone loves him because he's so approachable >everyone asks how I raised him, I just say he's a rescue and their eyes glisten
Why haven't you gotten one yet?
Jason King
Nice. Hope you keep the UEL headers, love the throb
Jose Walker
Not necessary.
This is one of Veeky Forums's two known resident Velosterfags.
Brayden Gomez
I wanted to go the same route, unfortunately it's impossible to find a bugeye/hawkeye in my area that hasn't been molested to death. Half the ads are, 'doesn't run', 'hole in engine block', or 'rust but easy fix'. Enjoy your bugeye user.
Oliver Wright
Not a good angle that thing looks terrible
Landon Mitchell
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Joshua Rivera
Would rather buy a fucking mint 986 for 9k desu
Benjamin Powell
Agree.
Le angry face is the best angle.
Adam Smith
There is no best angle for the Velosturd
Isaac Wright
There was a local high school chump who thought his was fast, he revved at the light at my srt4. By 2nd gear he was 4+cars behind.
Jaxson Stewart
>drive civic type R >no one gives a shit >VTEC intensifies >grills think it's a safe reliable hatchback >bus riders post lawnmower memes >life goes on
Thomas Howard
i swear i only like the look of it because it reminds me of this vidya gayme car
Andrew Stewart
Eh. Stock for stock they're both 6-second cars.
Mason Ramirez
>9/10 asks if I'm driving a Porsche KEK WOMEN
I'D BELIEVE IT THOUGH
ONLY THEY COULD MISTAKE A FUCKN HYUNDAI FOR A PORSCHE
Jeremiah Torres
Did everyone start clapping at some point?
Jacob Lewis
>things that never happened to anyone in a shit-tier hatchback
Justin Wood
If it's the current gen, which it's not because you're too poor, then most people are just glancing over you in disgust.
Jacob Wilson
Actually I think people become furfags because they can't actually get with an attractive human female, so they decide it's just easier to become attracted to animals that look like humanoid. So basically, it's a way to make yourself feel better because you can't get any pussy.
I think I need to. I like being able to experience different cars, and part of the Subaru experience is the rumble.
Just need to keep looking user. I found one with an STI front clip and wing in world rally blue that had 150k miles and the only modification was a K&N intake. Guy didn't seem like he thrashed it either. I got one hell of a deal. It was only on Craigslist for two days. The Bugeye WRXs are a better choice due to the EJ205 vs the EJ255. The 205 doesn't have the headgasket issues of the 255 and will make plenty of power.
Pic related. Installed new rotors and pads last weekend because the rotors were warped. Painted the calipers while I'm at it because thats an extra 10hp right?
Logan Wood
why are gookposters so fucking desperate its just sad
Isaac Ross
OP got butthurt and made this thread
Gavin Martin
>things that never happened.jpg T. I actually own a 2016 vt
Robert Morales
Stop samefagging you degenerate
Henry Thomas
>People assume I'm a speed demon not an idiot
no they still think you're an idiot
Josiah Bennett
this speed demons are idiots
Lincoln Bailey
>Why haven't you gotten one yet? Because there are better options?
You could've got a Genesis coupe or even a Mazdaspeed 3 and came out better.
Carson Hall
Which is more fun to drive, civic or corolla (early 2000s)? What other ultra-reliable options are there?
>lowballing srt4 by a second >highballing hyundai by a second
never change Veeky Forums
Ryder Walker
Because it's a crap car and you work for Hyundai marketing, OP.
Cameron Moore
>UNIRONICALLY DRIVING A HYUNDAI
WHAT WOULD MOTIVATE SUCH A THING
Ryder Davis
Well shit.
BRB trading my 2016 Veloster for a 2004 Dodge Neon.
Thomas Hernandez
>muh zero60times
man I swear, either theyre putting up shitty times intentionally for some cars or they just listen to whatever the manufacture spits out. good grip tires on my 2013 VT and I get to 60 in shorter than 6.4 seconds.
still not a neon srt4, but that thing has 30 more hp and A LOT more torque, plus an actual suspension that doesn't blow. the rally fixes the suspension, and I've seen boosted veloster that get near 320whp from just a bigger intercooler and a more performance oriented tune.
there's this guy on a fb group I'm apart of that has it tuned to 500hp/490ft-lbs. Idk how he was able to do that with that shitty engine block.
Lincoln Powell
>drag race Both the AE86 and GT86 aren't meant for dragracing retard, try beating one on corners.
David Thompson
>inferior German car stopped reading there
Dylan Barnes
>I'm on an automotive board buy I don't like to drive cars quickly. What did he mean by this?
Nathaniel Phillips
>I'm on an automotive board and driving quickly is as far as my scope of car culture goes
Oliver Ortiz
Obviously that's not the case if I own an AW11 and a WRX. Especially considering I do all of my own work including a headgasket on the AW11 and another on a Miata.
One of the main reasons sporty cars are appealing is because of the g-forces they produce, which can only be achieved by driving quickly. If you aren't driving quickly in a sport car, you're missing out on half the experience. Don't be the guy with a Ferrari that only drives the speed limit. Enzo would be furious.
But then again I'm probably arguing with a Veloster owning degenerate and nothing I can say will make you realize your own stupidity.
Carson Ward
Good god, sperglord.
You should be grateful for slow cars like the Veloster. How else would you seize that false sense of superiority in your shitboxes?
Christopher Fisher
Y-you too!
Noah Garcia
Cool
Zachary Baker
>2.5L engine has reliability issues I was looking into getting a 99 wrx because i like how it looks versus the bug eyes but now im concerned what issues user
Nolan Richardson
Shitpost/10
Thanks!
There's two issues with the 2.5, the first being the headgaskets. The second is the fact that the engines like blow once you start to really push them (500+whp). The 2.5l is basically a 2.0l that the Japanese clicked magnify by 125% on. It was only really designed to meet the US emissions. The only thing you should worry about user is the headgaskets.
And I don't know where you're from but the US never got the GC8 WRX, and most of the world received the WRX and STI in the 2.0l version. I'm interested to find out what country had a 2.5l GC8 WRX!
Andrew Allen
I love my hawkeye wagon to death, but sometimes I see clean ones like yours and I start to get jelly. Looks excellent.
Jacob James
i've always thought these cars were pretty damn awesome looking. If they made a rwd or even an awd version of this car with 260-300 bhp it would be fucking amazing.
Thomas Rogers
Fingers crossed...
Justin Morales
The N package Veloster is supposed to be AWD with near 300hp from what I've heard from dealers. I plan on trading mine in for that when it comes around.
Isaiah Perez
> >Agree. > >Le angry face is the best angle. I love my angry little gook, he's got the cutest growl too.
Adrian Sullivan
Okay, I'm serious. Why does Veeky Forums have such a hard on for Velosters?
David Campbell
Wow. Dealers are stupid.
Veloster N is only going to be the i30 N in a different dress. Not a bad thing, considering the i30 N is the new godhatch already.
Austin Howard
Veeky Forums is not a singular faggot shitposting about this terrible car.
Landon Nelson
what state are you in? there's a bugeye in south tx that has the same wheels
Jace Harris
I kinda like the Molester. Sure, they ripped off the RS Megane but it still looks good.
James Reed
Who's the other one?
Ian Perez
Nice meme Mohammed.
There is no way a girl likes that car. The interior is shit, and its a harsh ride comparatively to other cars.
You must enjoy your "girlfriends" dick in your ass.
David Parker
>I bought a 2003 Bugeye WRX for $4500. >for $4500 >$4500 >implying I KNOW WHAT I GOT didnt happen >you actually paid 12,000 for a beat to shit boiraced piece of garbage
Kayden Robinson
>LITERALLY DRIVING A CAR WITH THIS ON IT KEK
Nathan Adams
>Korean
Dylan Martin
Would you like me to post a picture of the bill of sale? The price on it is actually less than $4500, I think more like $2000. The guy was firm on price and wanted to sell it to someone who would take care of it. It was only up on Craigslist for two days and I was the third person to see it. He told the first two they couldn't buy it.
My girlfriend also told me I'm never allowed to sell my beat to shit AW11. She fucking loves it. Her next car is going to be a Miata that I'll build for her. And I can tell you, her vagina is warm, wet, and delicious.
Pennsylvania, so definitely not me. I picked these wheels up from a hick who had them in his back yard for $150 for all four. Did some intense sanding and a few coats of nice gold paint and they look great. I do wish they were 17x8 but I can settle for 16x7 for now. I'll upgrade when I go "Stage 3" aka ~300whp as I'll need to buy new and better tires anyways.
I'm an odd one, my favorite is the Blobeye. Don't know why. But all three are seriously good looking cars imo. Super Street did an article recently on a very well done Hawkeye Wagon that just looked incredible.
Sebastian Clark
>And I can tell you, her vagina is warm, wet, and delicious.
bags of sand
Grayson Bailey
That's boobs user. And that's a myth anyways.
Eli Hill
>eternal asspain of stock 86 owners Mod your car, you fucking faggots. It's a fucking tuner car. If you drive a stock 86/BRZ you're a boiracer.
Joseph Hall
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Oliver Young
I'll see you in the rearview in my 3.8 Gen Coupe. Enjoy the fat Korean ass.
Tyler Brown
because its front wheel drive and korean. I'd rather have a rear wheel drive 86 that only a bus riding vocal majority on some anonymous basket weaving image board hates irrationally.