Rev pointlessly in parking lots

>rev pointlessly in parking lots
Why do people do this?

to scare the childrens and elderly with that ecotec fury m8

Because I like pretending my slow car is fast, let me rev in peace

Asserting dominance, gives you a boost on your testosterone levels and makes women wet.

>women like engine sounds
Car enthusiasts are fucking retarded

They don't have to like it, they'll get wet anyway.

teenagers think people like their awful sounding car

It needs tuning, I have to give it some revs so it doesn't stall after starting up and de-parking.

because racing car goes brum brum therefore if i go brum brom in the parking lot i can pretend :))

It scares the niggers away

It's not as loud as honking at pedestrians in my way

Had a butt fugly girl ride in my car and she said it sounded good. She was also looking for the dick and I had a hack job basically lead pipe exhaust mounted, screwed into the floor pan with wood screws.

You are right.

Because my car is a total piece of shit that is going to die any day now, but until it does it needs multiple revs each startup to keep it running
>why not just get rid of it now
This piece of shit has been there for me all these years, I'm not gonna abandon it in its final moments

Because otherwise my engine will die.

i hate my clutch, i want to see it burn

to warm up my diesel, duh.

>not rustling up some friends for a 3 am visit to whataburger
>not all driving hot hatches/luxury trucks 15 minutes and all arriving at the same time
>not unleashing supreme Texas banter on each other
>not all revving in the lot to playfully assert dominance over one another

Fucking city slickers

>>>/Houston/

Gotta regen my diesel fiat's dpf somehow.

>doesn't get a sweet tea as drink

get out.

>de-parking
WTaF?

to make faggots who showed up to weekly car meet with fucking scooters salty.
They park next to our jdm corner.
Every time anyone with loud exaust passes them, they rev the shit out of their car.

it sounds cool

lots of old people here rev the shit out of their cars and use the clutch to go slow. sometimes you can even smell the burnt

I do it when i first start the car up because the carburetor is a bit fucky and it helps to get the fuel flowing.

I like to hear my turbo spooling up.

Just curious, user, how old are you?
>Love the '69 'stang!

I encourage it but only if it's in an auto. Best feeling is when the rev limiter gives up, throws a code and goes in limp mode.

>revving is pointless
Numale who doesn't know shit about cars

The opposite of parking.

>he doesn't drive a straight piped 345 c.i. LS1 V8

Because otherwise they will hear some bad clutch chatter which sounds like a dying shitbox

It is, unless your car is defective.

Making loud noises is the biggest impact some people have on the world.

That part was implied, partner. So was the patty melt.

San Antonio, ya filthy mongrel. Now get off my land 'fore I treat ya like a javelina.

what the hell does an m8 engine even look like, I cant imagine 8 pistons in an "m" formation

>m8
>mate

upside down W8

>this question with this formatting


hello fbi

Got too much gas... i like the rumblies.

Sadly i need to replace a belt so it stops squeaking!

>People who mock and laugh at leaner drivers
>People who overtake on the inside
>People who beep at learner drivers
Been learning to drive and the fuck is up with this shit

>m8 and I are hungry
>go to taco bell in the ghetto
>he drives his VEE ATE mustang
>get food, park in parking lot and eat
>dunno why the fuck we ate in his car but w/e
>dude comes up next to him and just revs his shit and looks at us
>thot in his passenger side staring at us as well
>m8 tells him to fuck off

idk what's with people.

>overtaking on the inside
that's some weak shit. Of course here in the states, it's common and no one even knows that you shouldn't do that. Muh 62%.

Some do

>rev pointlessly in parking lots
They might simply like hearing their own car. Maybe they have no where else to rev.
They can't rev in their apartment lot or else someone turns them into the manager for a one month ban. They can't rev at traffic lights if there is a cop nearby or other drivers watching.

>doesn't rev engine
>stalls

3 cylinders on the left and right with 2 in the middle (all vertical)

this

>taking the b8