/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

The ded pleases me

Unded

11 in 22 hrs

so how is vp still in the top 5 when theyre utter shit online

reddit popularity

this is probably the first time ive ever seen pansy actually and literally look attractive casting. she also looks like she lost some weight (bulimia/anorexia?)

How far do you think ESL has to go to keep VP in EPL this time?

>start ct inferno
>win both pistols
>barely end up with 7 rounds

fucking end vp holy shit

I dont think they will do anything.

Everyone saw how poorly VP plays online and expects them to just shit the bed and not qualify so the value of them being there is lower now.

Did you miss EPL last season?

*walks around a corner 3 seconds faster than you*
heh.. nothing personelle................

>vp all die near t spawn on train while one guy hides in white halls

it's literally a fucking casual game

iVP

How the fuck are they still pro?

vp

lol

vp

lol

vp

lol

Why do they give so little fucks about online play?

Because they know ESL will keep them in EPL.

are they going to disband after this?

Poland BTFO

They got some 3 year contracts

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>play cs go competitive for first time in months
>only played a casual once in the past like year or something
>what is this

not a word was said by any of them

get rekt

>100 FPS

just uninstall

>fnatic wins PGL 2017 Major
take the screenshot

i do what i want

>this is used to match you with players close to your skill level

fucking shit game

you have to be literally retarded to be stuck at silver. just uninstall.

>stuck in silver
I was either gold nova 4 or LEM, didnt play for a year, played this one game and got put in silver
I ain't stuck mate, I'm uninstalling this shitfest

LOL

Check out what I unboxed family
Scratched the stickers before I checked the float

>winning game
>two guys join server on my team
>they just jump around, feed, waste flashes and refuse to defuse/plant bombs
>ask them what the fuck is their deal
>"lol u mad retard salty lmao lol he mad cry some more faggot"

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/ourguy/ flusha or watch /ourteam/ cloud9?

I fucking despise this

if you want to fuck around play casual, you willingly played the competitive playlist, why are you so surprised the people there want to play competitively

The whole point is to make you mad

Since the dude say they "joined their server" I assumed it was casual

I love making faggots mad when I play casual. Like, I'll be the only CT alive, I'll have 10 people yelling me to defuse, and I'd say some bullshit like I don't have my E toggled or something

Gets me kicked + a cascade of autist screeching 10/10 of the times

STEW WITH THE PLAYS

will this be a 16-0 for /ourguys/?

How does one find not shit servers in 1.6 these days?

by not playing 1.6?

it's doing that "2 competitive wins per day" bullshit since I just started on CSGO, so I want to play something in the meantime

hit up the DMs my dude

twitter.com/ZeusCS_GO/status/864980915633704962

LMAO

hltv.org/news/20501-hr-remain-in-epl-vp-to-premier

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immortals or nrg lads

personally id say nrg. but we already know the brs toggle and know who the winners are going to be

rng giving up already? disband again when?

I hope they're happy then because they fucking succeeded

>the odds for IMT on csesport

absolute kinography

How are you stuck in Silver with 235 wins with that kind of KDA? Have you just discovered hacking?

So bummed TRUMPS ANIME TEAM didn't make it.

getting 30k in silver is ezaf a friend of mine just got out of silver doesnt eem get 30ks anymore bc well, he plays like a silver

>no good streams on

>not watching /ourguy/ ocean

Post comp wins
Hours in csgo
Region
Rank

>255
>756
>eu west
>supreme

What you got ?

>playing the 5v5 minigame
>~2000
>eu
>playing the 5v5 minigame

I will never understand the appeal of playing csgo for anything other than 5v5
Please elaborate how you spend 2000 hours on something that you consider worthwile.

hows my low quality 4k

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You look all slow and dumb

Why would you remove the stickers from a souvenir skin?
That's what makes it a souvenir.

>play on NA servers
>have an accent
>teammate is trash and doesn't trust me, ignores my info and loses a free round for us
>says he doesn't understand what I'm saying
>call him a pussyass bitchnigga
>gets mad

How did he understand that? Hmmmmm...

Have any of y'all tried this mouse before?

amazon.com/dp/B00HTK1NCS/

it is a $13 mouse from a chink brand, but it is a best seller with a shit ton of positive reviews. So I really don't know.

Looks like plastic chink trash. Better spend the money on a real mouse that will last.

get a job and get yourself a better mouse. if you want to cheap it out a little bit buy one of those logitech g102/203 mice or go old school and buy yourself an wmo 1.1a

for $13 you will NOT get a good sensor, period.
do your research before buying a mouse, you won't regret it

CHI

Has anybody got a high-res picture of JW for my desktop background ?

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might as well bump with a map my team has been working on, r8 and h8 steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=927856418
>inb4 demolition

looks really nice user. could you upload a radar like image of the whole map?

teammate's working on it now, he should be done by tonight. i dunno

Upload it later

>search for this thread in the catalog
>always on page ten
>inform how cucked you are by the superior game, while s*ging obviously
>some necrophiliac notices the new post notification und unburies this corpse of a thread
Like Clocktwork

reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/3a0ujj/is_reporting_in_casualdm_worth_it/cs8o2t3/
Wrong

WTf

>thread 30 hours old
>86 replies, most have nothing to do with the game

>240
>540
>EU west
>mge

mm eco frags / 10

because real cs is a 20-32 player clusterfuck where you shoot people in the heads and only pros and pro wannabes played 5v5 until (((valve))) started forcing it as the default gamemode so that children can obsess over ranks and buy more skins

this is 480p

That's retarded. There's no individual skill or strategy required for mass clusterfucks. Everyone does their own thing and either feeds people kills or gets people feeding them. There's no 1 for 1 trades.

In source it didn't matter how many players there were, because everyone did their own thing anyway. csgo has more emphasis on teamwork and strategy, even if your team are retards and the strategy is rush B.

>im so smart i have so much individual skill and i care about teamwork about strategy
its always been about clicking on peoples heads end ure life gobabby

Don't get me wrong, it presented fun game modes like gungame, deathmatch, deathrun, party games, surfing etc, but only because it was kinda boring everyone walking around in vanilla cs and dying in the same places over and over. MM has at least extended the life of the vanilla maps by making them challenging and rewarding to kick peoples asses at.

It's not really csgos fault that the fun game modes aren't as popular, there's just less creative people making the modes and paying for servers, and less people inclined to stop MM to give them a try.

deranked to silver

getting raped

non stop headshots

getting popped by people who run non stop

what do?

shoot them first.

>mm
>Have to mute some retard in the first rounds
>This is literally every game

BIG or Penta to pro league? :thinking:

>It's not really csgos fault that the fun game modes aren't as popular

I mean, valve doing their best to kill community servers doesn't really help