>I am deeply ashamed, and I am deeply sorry, not only for the nice people at Fiat Chrysler who lent Jalopnik this car, but also to my coworkers who were waiting to drive it, and also use it to record a video the following week.
>That video shoot, I had to inform them, would be delayed.
>Because of me. Because I was a moron.
Lets all point and laugh at these idiots that don't know shit about driving but have the hubris to call themselves automotive journalists.
Ethan Gutierrez
>linking to jalopshit
Ryan Cox
Wish those commie fucks had died in it, then the car would have had a honorable death
Ethan Wright
How do you get paid to drive fast cars, and then crash something with 160HP?
Oliver Hughes
Easy, generate enough traffic through clickbait that the bean counters at GM or FCA think it's worth loaning you a demo car so you can make uninformed opinions about it your even dumber fanbase will lap up.
Leo Carter
Raph doesn't drive fast cars. He drives a shitty baja bug and takes public transit.
Ryan Rogers
I like how he learned three lessons but one of them wasn't that he sucks at driving. These guys are suffering from complete cranial-rectal immersion.
Justin Myers
Hahahahah FAGGOTS! >couldn't handle the power from direct injection
Matthew Myers
>cant handle all dat miata power apparantly
top WEW
James Thomas
>hard left corner + gravel road >going full throttle
what the fuck?
Jaxson Wright
LMAO RECKING IN A FIAT 124
JFC LRN2DRIVE SCRUB
Jonathan Long
It's not gravel you autist, it's just the average American "land of the free" quality road.
Also, remember these are the people who shitposted about the Giulia Quadrifoglio (who would have imagined) and now they crash another FCA car.
I'll bet my left nut these fuckers will say something bad about the 124's suspension setup being somewhat "unpredictable".
Justin Perez
These are the kinds of low performance scrubs that recommend FRSs as being fast and fun.
Parker Foster
Aren't these the idiots who forcing the Miata meme
Joshua Garcia
This is perfect.
This and them crashing the Camaro are the only two things I know about Jalopnik.
Thomas Fisher
>didn't hire fedore nigger furry 5000 This is the future they chose
Adam Young
So he lifted the throttle and the car snapped on him? This seems like an amateur level error.
Juan Johnson
>This seems like an amateur level error. You aren't wrong
Easton Murphy
>driving without ESP if you're not able to handle the car
Juan Watson
Anybody that has any business reviewing cars should not need driver aids.
Evan Myers
how are they still in business?
i though The Hulkster made them go bankrupt with the law suit?
Jace Lopez
Apparently...they did.
Jose Perry
They've been jewed basically becoming a pro German cars "magazine" who shits on everything who is a competitor to them.
(((Jalopnik)))
Austin Peterson
Half their writers are now city stacies pretending to be equally unorginal 'racer gurls'.
Liam Rodriguez
What colossal faggots
Logan Allen
I can drive better than these cocksuckers, how do I take their jobs?
Mason Jones
Looks like gravel to me
Justin Hill
imagine not being able to handle 160hp
Ryan Williams
you dickbags don't know shit about that writer.
raphael started like 3 or 4 years ago writing dickbag articles on anything that they would throw at him. he actually won his spot on jalopnik by submitting into one of those 'become a writer on jalopnik by writing about x subject'. if you read his articles, the dude has got a great head on his shoulders and loves automobiles (loves them a fucking lot more than these dickbags on Veeky Forums)
this guy has written hundreds of solid bits for jalopnik in order to actually get to this point in the journalist career. where you're driving cars that aren't available for sale, cars that people have dropped thousands of dollars to enjoy, etc. He's a solid dude, and he doesn't need to apologize to anyone for wrecking that car because shit fucking happens.
raphael if you're reading this, you earned your spot in that car and you deserve a freebie for wrecking it. i hope you enjoyed your time in the seat too!
Camden Fisher
hey now, they're not psychic you know
Austin Young
That's a funny looking MX5
Dylan Sanders
What's this look like?
Connor Morales
that's a pretty weird meltdown you're having over a dude crashed a car trying to show off in front of a girl
Xavier Bell
an extremely angry koala with feathers on its head
Henry Cooper
>dumbfuck killed a fiat why is this a thread
Daniel Adams
Gawker's subsidiaries (e.g. jalopink, jezebel, and slowtaku) were sold off to....UNIVISION
so heeby beaners now run that propaganda machine. still liberal niggerfaggots
Josiah Wright
Ask me how I know you live somewhere that doesn't get below 0.
Nathan Martin
The only one that matters.
Jeremiah Ross
t. raphael
Brayden Cooper
weird meltdown? i'm saying you assholes are judging a person by one act just because they're in the limelight
oh wait, i'm on Veeky Forums. where critical thinking goes to die
Jackson Robinson
Yeah nah mate you should kys
Brandon Davis
When will this useless fucking shit outlet finally go bankrupt?
Carson Carter
Veeky Forums is not your personal blog take your redditspacing and yourself back to the shithole you came from.
Andrew Wilson
Lmao, you seem lost, buddy.
Kevin Parker
A few more crashes then people will stop lending them cars.
Josiah Price
doesn't hulk hogan own them?
Luke Gray
you have anger issues, buddy
Parker Bell
that's probably the best looking Corsa I've seen
Ayden Lewis
Is that you raph? Salty over how you embarrassed yourself in front of the qt?
Zachary Jackson
Jesus Christ fuck jalopshit. How the fuck... >that pic kek, retard overcorrected twice. >Implying I'm going to click that article Raphael, this is a hilariously weird and pathetic way to do damage control...
Jason James
suck cock
Ryder Sanders
Fiero with a body kit.
Luis Rodriguez
No argument? Fuck off.
Oh yeah you sure got me, kids. It was me in disguise all along! Because anybody that strays from my personal opinion is a troll!
Suck my cock.
Andrew Edwards
No, they claim that Fiat is better than a Miata in a other article
Evan Thompson
>not using adblocker
Joseph Kelly
>Letting the mentally ill progressives drive your car >Ever Lmao
Oliver Jackson
Lol, Raphael is a soft in the head fanboy. Sorry your gay lover can't drive for shit.
Andrew Sullivan
>Lets all point and laugh at these idiots that don't know shit about driving but have the hubris to call themselves automotive journalists.
Pretty used to that sort of thing, what with game "journalists" and all.
Julian Anderson
Why would you be so mad if you weren't the tardfuck who wrecked that fiat?