/owg/ - Overwatch General

Happy birthday

>posting's back
Wew. Was going through Bleu withdrawal.

>R76 btfo they said

HAHAHAHA

Rate how good their make up sex will be

Amelie is that you?

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where's more of my gay. stop lying about diversity, Blizzard.

>Anniversary video
>No Doomfister tease at the end
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME BLIZZARD

>implying i would fuck that rabbit

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It's gonna be Junkrat and Roadhog.

4/10, awkward because they're old and still kind of coming off of hating each other. They cuddle afterwards, though.

Should D.Va have a pilot mode ult?

Here is all the Chinese new year art they picked out. Where is the second image from? I never saw that anywhere. It looks like it was made in house.

Can't wait for you to get BTFO for a third time. It's my favorite times in these threads.

/owg/, are there any maps, modes, or scenarios where you actually instalock a hero?

I instalock Pharah on any KotH map except for Oasis.

If Hana was a femanon in 2073chan, would she mostly shitpost on /v/, Post lewd MEKA pics on /k/ or shitpost about doritos and mountain dew on Veeky Forums?

Reaper has nothing to get up, so they get taco bell instead.

wouldve been nice to have literally anything from the new event teased...

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I hope so, I would be very disappointed otherwise

Here comes T.Racer!

How do you keep count of me getting btfo when it hasn't happened once? Someone look when I mentioned the family is as likely not related as it is related. Hell I was the first one to suggest they might even be his kids. It was just shit posting m8

>or shitpost about doritos and mountain dew on Veeky Forums?
I forgot that Veeky Forums was a board but I kinda want to do that now.

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HAHA FAGGOTS WHO THOUGHT THE EVENT ENDED ON THE 5TH BECAUSE OF M-MUH LOOT BOX LEAKS GETTING B T F O

DUMB NIGGERS.

Why do all the heroes like pineapple on their pizza? What does it mean?

Tracer on KOTH, Widow on attack Payload

>except for Oasis.
The fuck? It's a pretty great map for Pharah

Truly the worst of times

Didn't he got bitchslapped like 4 times already?

That people will get mad over the supidest shit. The pineapple is just a metaphor for your favorite ship or headcanon.

I don't think that's true for a lot of reasons, user.

I believe all of these were handpicked fanmade images.

>QP
>Defense
>team runs 6 dps
>enemy team runs 6 dps
>have a ton of fun

Kinda wish this happened more often

Winston on KOTH
Torb on defense (QP)

>anniversary event is just all events combined into one
>last chance to get missing skins before they disappear forever

Where does all this recent stuff about pineapple on pizza come from? That shit has been around for so long but now everyone is bringing it up.

I'm not entirely sure myself but I wouldn't be surprised if one of them was gay. And by one of them I mean Junkrat.

I've seen all of those online in some fashion but this is the first time I've seen the Genji and Hanzo one. It looks like one of the comic artists.

how the fuck do i play reinhardt?

>QP
>Defense
>Everyone but me instalocks dps
>No one wants to play support or tank
>Enemy has well rounded team
>Get our shit completely pushed in
>Have zero fun

Kinda wish this happened more often

Wait till you get BTFO in less than a year. It will be as canon as Lucio/D.Va and Gency.

>literally every team out there runs a soldier, ana zenyatta and widow i mid diamond
>they all can aim
>pharah is op guys!!!

?????

>Picture of M$oft leaking loot boxes
>Available until June 5th, 2017
>Everyone speculates
>mfw Blizzard proved all of the retards wrong but ending the event a week later

Where are all the fags who claimed the event would end on the 5th? Are they lurking because they're too ashamed to post because they're retarded as fuck and couldn't comprehend the fact companies can do whatever the fuck they want with their games and alter event dates?

This but I do wish they would bring some other stuff from HotS into OW, like her dodge roll and Concussive Pulse for her secondary fire. You can literally just copypasta them from McCree and Lucio.

>fight Junkenstein's forces through King's Row while carrying a flag which you then have to kick into a goal post

Hold m2 to protect your wife's son while Jamal keeps poking your ass

Junkrat's voice actor doesn't think he'll be gay. Not that its a good indication but just putting it out there.

>6 dps vs 6 symmetra/winston

wew

hold right mouse button and w. When enemies are in range left click. E on occasion but not on cooldown since it leaves your team exposed behind you.

Proof?

so all they did was announce the event with no news as to what's actually in it?

I want Officer Hana to pull me over, make me step out of the car, strip me, have me lay on the hood, climb atop me, and ride me until we climax together.

Jiggle

Cadett Tracer sucking Jack Morrisons dick under his desk. Tracer is not sure if she is enyoing it. The dick is censored but is is animated.

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D.va's second ult when? ;_;

I WANT TO FUCK ORISA UNTIL SHE BLUE SCREENS!

I WANT TO STAIN HER CHASSIS WITH MY SEED!

I WANT HER TO BEG FOR MY HUMAN DICK TO BE HILTED IN HER HORSE PUSSY!

Yeah because people on Veeky Forums were crying because they assumed that the event would only last 2 weeks / end of the 5th of June because of the gay ass leaks from Microsoft. Typical dumb Veeky Forums shit, though.

Going by the forum it's almost nothing but Gold and Plat players that claim Pharah is OP at every rank and even dominates the pro scene.

Dodge roll yeah, concussive pulse no way.
Smol D.va would be better than Mekka D.va then.

>climax together
You gotta get a little foreplay in there, nerd. You're not good enough to get her off with just your dick.

This is a strange hill to die on, user.

Assuming he doesn't know something about Junkrat we don't yet know (like he gets new voice lines blatantly flirting with a woman) it's kind of hard to take what a VA says as hard proof of anything because they have their own biases or they might say what they think will get them the most positive response (like no shit Mercy's VA is gonna say she likes Pharmercy when she's hanging out with Pharah's VA).

Not trying to say Junkrat is definitely gay though, I actually think he's kind of a low hanging fruit.

>that fucking gook cosplay guy as shitmetra ended up in this vid

And why do you believe they even want to nerf Pharah?
I mean Soldier has had multiple complaining threads about him, same as Symmetra and they have been left untouched for months, only now soldiers is getting 1 damage reduced each shot.

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I'll suck on her breasts while rubbing her as she's riding

>the hot Sym cosplayer tho

>Sombra is next to S76 in the hero gallery screen
Does this mean they want to fug?

Nah, if it's either of them I'm more willing to bet that it's Roadhog. Think about it - he's gotten scads of event skins, more even than some of the characters who are actually directly involved with the story at this point. They're constantly working to make sure he stays viable, if not squarely in the meta. His backstory also gives them the means to make him sympathetic so people can't accuse them of "vilifying LGBTQ+ people." I don't think either of the Junkers are a safe bet, but Roadhog's the more likely of the two.

I just don't think they'll address it at all, honestly. Blizzard doesn't have to go through the entire cast and show us their sexual preferences. and I certainly don't expect them to for joke characters.

This. Plus Chu likes JunkMei and there's kind of a taboo about shipping gay characters in straight ships, so I'm pretty sure nothing's getting confirmed or denied at all.

obviously

Absolutely

Judging from that Sombra is behind him, she's gonna fuck him with a strap-on.

I want to be her friend

>S76 is next to Reaper in hero selection
They want to fug

Well he does have a thing for Mexican girls

The meka needs an E ability. I suggest a lock-on missile.

Dorado attack: Widowmaker
Anubis point B defense: Sombra
Eichenwald 1st point defense: Symmetra

>Mercy and Pharah were next to each other until a robot separated them

>JunkMei
Chu literally has the worst taste in ships imaginable.

I literally cried. Overwatch has become more than just a game. I've met people who will end up being life long friends, made new memories, had tons of laughs with the bullshit memes like i need healing. Blizzard did a terrific job and I wish I could thank them personally. Here's to hoping that there'll be many, many more anniversaries, friends, laughs and memes to come. I love all of you guys.

>random player I meet has a ton of hours on Genji in QP and a ton of hours on Mercy in comp

I guess you gotta understand the hunter to understand the hunted

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Junkmetra is better

Gardens is tolerable. City Center and University are both shitty to play Pharah on if you don't already have the point, and only University is kinda fun to play Pharah on if you do already have it controlled. If the enemy pushes into the point, neither map is fun for fighting on-point as Pharah.
I just don't like 'em.

Sexual attraction doesn't work alphabetically

I'm just saying that he probably wouldn't have called attention to liking it if either Junkrat or Mei was gay. The quality of the ship is neither here nor there but it is pretty cute.

Someone got a little bit mad over the anniversary image eh?

>Gold and Plat players that claim Pharah is OP at every rank and even dominates the pro scene
>OP at every rank and even dominates the pro scene
With Genjis, Soldiers, Widows, D.vas, and Winstons running rampant especially in the pro scenes, I think not.

Why do people leave games, don't they lose shitloads of SR in comparison to normal loss? Just had a hog that got his ass fisted by enemy hog and just ragequit

>Enjoys playing King Kong in the Trunk
>Start to get a bit bored with him
>"Maybe its time I try gitting gud with a DPS that I haven't tried bef-"
>Enemy team has:
>Widow maker (Mercy boosted) that can land headshots on flankers left and right
>Hanzo with a scatter shots so miraculously on point that it makes you wonder if his arrows are loaded with tiny Reapers
>Genji that is just zig zagging through the team from kills like some unholy combination of Tracer's blink and Reinhardt's charge
>Tracer that only exists within one frame while going about to shit bombs in our tanks and healers
>Resign my fate and cursor over Magilla Gorilla once more