/srg/ - Speedrunning General

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Is that our boy, our boy, and our boy?

Who is the Alex Jones of speedrunning?

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gotta be RWhiteGoose

there is currently a 103 (one hundred and three) way WR tie for a level in Goldeneye
why the FUCK haven't they switched to RTA yet

>taking world record away from that many oldbois
How could you!!

>an untied on a hard level is worth as much as a 100-way tie while a second slower is worth nothing
The system is completely broken. How does Goose defend this? Does he like it, because it makes low skill grindmonkeys like him look better?

Anybody have any tips on reclaiming the passion I used to have for this hobby? My life is shallow and meaningless now

Sell out as hard as possible. Once the money begins pouring in, you'll feel more motivated than ever.

why didn't i sage?

cancer that won't let go

RPGLimitBreak has been pretty enjoyable this year.

too bad it will never compare to the lovingly crafted GDQs

cancer that won't let go

You should try enjoying things for once.

Once you go NASA, you never go back.

who is that on mic at RPGLB? Uyama?

>Uyama reading donations at RPGLB

Naeg is a girl now?

*only runs rereleases of games to get instant WRs on big name speedgames*

*only runs games within the first month of their release to get instant WRs on big name franchises*

the state of re7

remember to always always ALWAYS use RTA

*plugs in SSD*
*plugs in 3rd party memory card*
*plugs in rare v1.33637 cart*
*buys next gen console to reduce loading times
*tilts cartridge*
*drops frames*

*speedruns easy bots on twisted treeline*

>completely changing it

which runs have been good so far? I haven't been able to catch any.

thanks for the late response!

>Edobean

darbian wearing a chibi-tier shirt rn

why didn't you sage?

Nippon God Gamer Xiah about to expose Chimpancheese.

Can't tell if current RPGLB runner is male

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Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
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EnchantressofNumbers
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CURED
Missy
Rachel

Add to this, if someone is missing!

thanks, handy list poster!

>hey bitch
edoshit BANNED

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secret of mana and ogre battle were pretty enjoyable

remove me from this list

tfw finally made the list :D

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fuck off

enjoy the cute dog picture you fuck

its an ugly ass piece of shit just like you

a BULLET in the HEADcrab

but he's cute

Did you assume their gender?

no I saw his penis when he was younger and still had one

FUCK YOU SO MUCH I HATE YOU

never transition, /srg/

is this an incentive?

if not get this fuck off the stream, over estimate

>these anonymous donations
they're not even hiding it anymore

Someone get Spike on the couch

friendly little secret: the monkeyposter's hideaway is the samandtolki discord

clips.twitch
.tv/HumbleAliveBulgogiTebowing

>bringing up the monkeyposter when he hasn't posted in hours

makes you wonder who the real obsessed freak is

Are you joking? He has been posting obsessed shit in here every day, including the same old monkey pictures.

Now that is pathetic. I wonder what happened to make him so obsessed? His posts are completely meaningless at this point. What is the goal?

My mistake, misread.

Just getting into speedrunning, tell me some of your favorite streamers.
Also, what are some good, relatively easy games to start speedrunning? I like la mulana a lot but seems like a fairly hard game to run.

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Is Goose a virgin?

Medievil.

>Who is the Alex Jones of speedrunning?
Goose. He's got that same mix of being retarded but well spoken.

thanks for the late response!

>squid has a low 53
>still does 1 button rollouts
just why

He has all kinds of terrible habits that he puts no effort into fixing. It's like he doesn't want to actually learn about the game and improve his movement, he just wants to become consistent at awful gameplay.

>replying to yourself

The God Gamer Stigma

lol

KISS ME GOODBYE

meanwhile on the japanese restream, the host is also covering it live

>Iceplug
He's monitoring them

>wondering why a brainless grind monkey refuses to practice and correct poor gameplay
*bird laughs*

context?

A stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh and banshee screech creating a marxist utopia in minecraft while bonobo howling and mashing the reset button 18 hours a day grinding 70 star

shut the fuck up freak

*banshee screeches*

Beastgleria

Squid puts no effort into properly learning SM64, and instead makes up his own strats and tries to get them consistent. He'll peak at 51 or so, which is a pretty standard beginner time.

Cran aint even did nuthin 2 yalls niggas doe

Unless u still salty dat he stole ya WR. And ya girl LMAO

Imagine thinking anyone will believe your obsessed gibberish about the guy you slander every single day.

thanks for the late response!

>3 minutes off wr is a begginner time

imagine being a buttblasted exposed brainless grind monkey chav
oh wait you don't have to imagine lmao

In 70 star it is, yeah. it's around the same skill level as a 1:49 in 120 star.

But that's 10 minutes off WR

They don't have to believe me. They can go watch him and see for themselves.

Squid's making good progress with SM64 and if he keeps playing at the same rate he is now he is sure to get a 49.

Notice how irate the monkey poster gets the closer Squid gets. It's funny.

What does that have to do with anything?

The stars in 70 star aren't 1:1 to the stars in 120. They're all shorter and easier to optimize.

how does this general still exist?

thanks for the late response!

>if he keeps playing at the same rate he is now he is sure to get a 49.
I'm sure he'll get it eventually, just like biinny did. It's still not even top 30 and it's a piss easy category to boot.

Why doesn't he run the actual SM64 category?

Ask him.

Irate.

>Ask him.
I don't need to. The answer is obviously that he's scared and can't compete in anything with actual difficulty.

1:49 takes over 2000 hours though

Irate.

>1:49 takes over 2000 hours though
No it doesn't. For a normal functioning brain it should take around 1000 hours.

Source? What are your times?

>no answer
lol