Let's have a running from the cops stories thread

Let's have a running from the cops stories thread

>me a couple of months ago
>licence suspended because I rolled a stop sign
>nobody knows though
>friend's mom wants me to drive her to the airport 120km away for $80
>sure, I need the money
>drop her, everything's good
>on the way back
>looking at waze carefully to anticipate to speed traps
>trap coming up after a tunnel, no way to avoid it
>going 10km/h under the speed limit, everything is good
>car on the rightmost lane that I kept as cover from the cops stops 200m before the cops for some reason
>SHIT
>cops stands in the rightmost lane and signals me to stop
>brain shortcircuits and just blow past
>OH SHIT
>look at the mirror, cops are getting in their 1200cc BMW pursuit bikes
>OH SHIT OH SHIT OH FUCK I'M SO FUCKED
>step on it a bit, now going 150kmh (limit is 120kmh)
>I think I lost them
>I see an exit, thank god
>stop by a convenience store and get soda to buy some time
>continue on the collector lane for a bit
>intersection coming up WITH A FUCKING COP RIGHT THERE
>oh shit oh shit I'm fucked they're looking for me on the radio
>stop, nervous as fuck, cop say nothing
>continue to my city shitting myself
>no cop ever stops me again

I did it.

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>2 land road
>Bumper to bumper traffic one-way, completely dead other way
>Stuck in dead lane
>Turn is a couple hundred feet ahead
>Drive in oncoming lane to get to turn
>Pass a cop and he immediately turns his lights on
>Oh shit oh shi-
>Wait, he's stuck bumper to bumper traffic
>He can't get out
>I floor it to my turn and keep going at the speed of light
>Hide my car behind my work
>Nothing happened

>Riding down divided lane at 30km/h over at 8pm on Sunday in industrial area
>Cop puts flicks on stagelights

Nigga you had 100-150m more divider to drive down, what are you doing.

>Book it into roundabout bushes that are conveniently like 25m in diameter

Bamp

>pass standing police car on country road
>like 50 km/h too fast
>lights turn on
>shift down, hit it
>disappear in the night

tfw outlaw

>on motorway overpass at 3am
>Riding with mate doing skids in his dirty r33 hack
>cop rolls along bridge with lights off
>nobody notices him for 5-10 seconds
>we are right in front of this cop ripping it up
>mate smoothly swings his last o and lines up with motorway on ramp
>guns it
>everyone else at the meet by this time had started up
>everyone immediately dog piles the on ramp
>cop is too slow and gets stuck about 10th place in a fuckhuge queue of 100+ cars
>we boost it to 180kmh speed cut
>cop is stuck in rolling road block doing barely the speed limit
>we pull off next ramp and wait
>smoothly slide back onto motorway and hide in the middle of the train
>lahterz pigs did more skidz that night too
>tfw straight cut employed white guy with a good conservative up bringing never would have thought I would be saying FTP and RFB

One time a cop looked at me so I looked at him and rode away.

I drive a Crown Vic so I have a lot of these stories but backwards.

>driving on access road by interstate
>behind shitbox in the right-most lane
>they put on right turn signal and start to slow down
>suddenly they cut left across 3 lanes, nearly horizontal, to hop on the interstate bridge
>mfw I wasn't doing anything abnormal

Another fun one:
>ricers down the main road at night
>they burst off from a stop light to race
>I wanna have gofast fun and floor it behind them
>they slow down and split direction
>one is going the direction to my house so I follow
>he stops in the middle of the two lane road so I stop
>awkward pause
>rapidly squeals a U-turn and shoots past me
>presumably went home and circlejerked with friend about how they ran from the cops

Bump. I love these threads

Rode away on the bus right?

No, my motorcycle.

>never had ticket before
>lent dad radar detector because he was going on a roadtrip
>2 lane mountain highway (common in BC)
>drive past SUV I didn't see cop doing 160 in 100 (was right around a corner)
>cop didn't even go after me

FeelsGoodMan

was in a really noticeable car too (world rally blue 2002 sti)

>Going down road with long center island about 20 over
>cop coming down other side.. flashes lights and turns on siren
>slow down and watch him go all yhe way down the island to u turn.
>hes coming this way... island ends on my end
>illegal u turn and floor it the way the cop was originally going.
>get on freeway and go home

>Going 80 in a 65
>State trooper on other side of the median
>We lock eyes
>He slams on his brakes to cross at a emergency vehicles only cross
>Floor it
>Don't look back 5.0 screaming
>100 plus
>Fly down off ramp to a crossover bridge
>Tires squealing on curvy back road
>Park car at friends house

Nearly shit myself

Ever been raced by a cop before? Weird shit.

Story plz

>tfw straight cut employed white guy with a good conservative up bringing
Scrawny weeb more like

Fucking hell rfb, where are you from, Auckland?

>riding shotgun with friend in his ute
>couple km out of town at one of the local sawmills
>drop a fucking enormous burnout on the road
>smoke fucking everywhere probably looked like a bushfire from town
>heading towards town and see some party lights light up in the distance behind us
>fucking floor it into town and pull into an empty driveway
>turn lights off
>coppers fly past up the street
>wait a little bit and sneak home

>driving the highways
>guy in a fucking lambo wants to race
>kick it into high gear thinking I'm a hot speedster
>cop
>heart nearly stops, time slows down
>blast by him with no chance to react
>police scanner blows up
>31 county turning on a speeder that just blew by me!
>yeah
>wah wah wah wah
>uh
>one on one
>two on one
>three on one and one for fun
>say wiggy wiggy wa wa
>wiggy wiggy what
>

>r33
>night skids

Of course it somewhere in Sheepland

>2017
>what are dash cameras inside cop cars

Your car have been recorded and they know you

Underrated

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>nobody knows though
Still that way here because only a few cop cars have the new robot license plate scanners. I can only assume they are testing them before deciding on a major purchase to equip all cars or even motorcycles with them. But if you were the owner of the car, then I bet that scanner would flag that car as being owned by someone with a suspended license. So the cop would look twice at that car to see if the owner was illegally driving that car. The future is coming.

Talkes to some cops and deputies basically they all have them because they got them for free or dirt cheap but it works like a subscription service and no one can afford it so none of them work

Back in the day I used to ride around baiting the cops for fun on a track bike. Mate lived on a rural property so would just park it up there when I was finished. Eventually they got a bit frustrated with my antics and decided that I needed to have an accident. Would have worked except that I had a throttle problem (kept sticking open, think it was a cable snatch or something). Got on the brakes to go into a corner and shift down and the cop shot up on me, presumably to bump me off the bike, but the second I let go of the clutch the cable snatch happened and the bike stood up and accelerated into the middle of the corner. Meanwhile the cop car was now slightly fucked as he was counting on hitting me at an angle and went straight into the armco. Lots of steam so I figure he split his radiator in the crash and he was just parked up.

I still wonder if they called in the plate or just didn't bother. We bashed a bit of tin up that looked decent, but I doubt they really believed someone had gotten the plate PEN1S registered.

Tail-lights wired through a dimmer switch.
's all I'm sayin'.

>2012, driving to work
>Stuck behind a granny with a mile of traffic behind me
>No place to pass
>Finally say "screw it" and pass on the double-yellow
>It's a rural road and there was no oncoming traffic
>As soon as I zip by granny, a car pulls out in the opposing lane
>Floor it and zip back over as fast as I can to avoid the surprise car
>See flashing lights- it was a damn cop
>Cop spins around and gets stuck in the same line of traffic behind granny
>I zoom up to the next intersection, hang left (the way nobody goes) and hide in some dude's driveway with my lights off
>About 30 seconds later, the cop goes flying through the intersection
>Wait a few minutes until I see him come back through empty handed
>Hmm, not seeing him
>Decide to go back and head to work
>Cop is waiting at the damn intersection
>I go through, he hits the lights, I stomp it
>He gets stuck in traffic AGAIN and since it was SC, the retard inbreds don't move over very quick for lights
>By the time he gets through, I'm already way ahead, can barely see his lights in the rearview
>Blast through a few stale yellow lights and screech into the work parking lot
>Park behind the dude that owns the F250 King Ranch
>Get out
>3 cruisers go by with their lights on

For the next YEAR, I would get followed by every townie cop, them just waiting for me to do something. No joke, they would follow me to my house and then turn back around. It ended when one gave me a ticket for 29 in a 25, ans he threatened to arrest me for "not pulling over quick enough."

Backwoods country hick cocaine-snorting inbred cops

Make sure you have this up in your window

it took me a second to get it

>Not a nigger
>Don't endanger the lives of others
>Never pursued by the cops
Wow, I never knew you African-Americans had this much trouble with this.

The speed limits are gay, and the fact no matter what your income is, you pay the same amount for tickets. +surcharges can be more than the ticket

Impressive
I hate the job cops do

>turn onto highway
>smash the gas like my car is a Jew
>see car down the road a ways
>can't make out what car it is because sun is in my eyes
>literally blow past a single cop doing 90mph
>puts his lights on
>roads to narrow to make a U turn however so he had to go to the edge of the turn to turn around
>book it as fast as I can to my next turn
>see him with his lights on blow past the turn I just went down
>mfw
>

The definition of endangering the lives of others
>going 70mph while being young, white, and driving a red car with a japanese badge on it
>the 30 other SUVs doing the same speed as you don't count because YOU DAMN RICE BURNER AMERICA HATIN KIDS NEED TO BE TAUGHT LESSON BEFER YA'LL DONE AINT BEEN COMMIES AND DRAFT DODGERS YOU SEE BACK IN MY DAY WE TOOK OUR KIDS TO CHURCH AND THEY DIDN'T DO THIS SHIT I'LL LETCHA OFF WITH A TICKET SON YOU DESERVE JAIL

>>licence suspended because I rolled a stop sign
the fuck?

>coming home after fun night with friends
>leaving a get together always leaves me feeling kinda meek
>just having to return to normal life
>so I'm feeling a little dangerous
>cruising down highway at 160km/h
>speed limit is 100km/k
>normal travel speed is 120km/h
>I naturally slow down to 140km/h
>see cop hiding under overpass bridge, facing the opposite highway lanes
>it's like 2am, so I didn't see anyone in the oncoming lane
>as soon as I pass him, lights go on and he starts travelling in the opposite direction
>I think he's taking the exist to turn around and pursue me
>in my rear view mirror, I see him getting into the right exit lane
>I gun it straight for the next exit
>do the classic first left turn to shake the cop
>flying by the city's stadium and industrial zone
>take the back roads home and follow the speed limit the entire way there
>got off scott free
That's the only time I've ever seen flashing lights and decided to run.

Hello I am white

tighter

I still cringe when I think about this

>10 years ago
>in my dads 04 KB cobra
>its literally his only joy in life
>driving on the highway not paying attention
>look up and there's a state trooper doing radar
>look down
>doing 85 in a 65
>pass him slowed down to 70, About to shit a brick
>see him pull out behind me and lights come on as soon as traffic cleared
>floored it to god knows what
>running though gears and redlining hard
>after i pass a curve I took a highway off ramp and passed a bunch of cars on a shoulder, running 2 red lights and hauling ass though this busy intersection
>drive for about 4 more minutes at top speed though town and park at a mall and go inside
>fully prepared to go to jail and get beat to death by my father when I get out
>sit in the food court and watch the car from the window for 2.5 hours nervously
>think they are probably still looking for it
>go to the other side of the parking lot and go see Casino Royale at the movies
>come out and walk around the parking lot looking for police cars
>holy fucking shit I got away with it
>got in the car and drove straight home
>unhooked the cable for under the house for the next 2 days and told my dad the cable is out just incase they put it on the news looking for the car
>after a week I knew I was in the clear

Fuck I regret that so much, I'm so lucky I didn't crash or get arrested. I cringe so hard when I think about it

>reflective coating
Not i said the faggot

There actually are a lot of blacks that are a part of society as positive taxpayers instead of working against it and being a net negative contribution. Unfortunately, the bad cases overshadow the good cases with that bad guy stereotype.

Great story tho

Hate when people do shit like the first story, freak out when they're not doing anything to get pulled over. It happens all the time to me driving on the thruway, I always go about 78 or 79 and troopers don't care so I'll have people in front of me slam on their brakes when they see them while they're going 70. That being said I also know two different troopers so I have a bit less to worry about.

>smash the gas like my car is a Jew

I imagine that I've run from the cops a few times on my bike without even knowing it.

>2002 Sti
To bad they only made them 04+

>I hate the job cops do
Remove cops from enforcing road laws and you'll see what road rage and drive by shootings are all about. You might even have to pay tolls at freeway entrances and exits to crips and bloods.

>driving in the middle of the night
>going 150 km/h in a 60 zone
>see vw transporter
>i don't suspect anything from it
>get near it
>FUCK
>chief of police
>lights come on
>luckily they had to turn onto the road
>kill the lights on my own car
>more throttle
>near local school. think i can hide somewhere near it
>fly through the parking lot
>hide on football field behind a shed
>see blue lights flicker by through the trees
>realize i'm safe, laugh, and pad the car on the dash

left some nice tiremarks on the football field.
at least i didn't get caught

Miss my 3 valve

Fight me nerd

West west Auckland

Canty?

Retard American strikes again

Nah, Canada.

Gold.

>be me
>driving home from work at 2 am on the highway
>cruise control at 80mph in the left lane
>only person on the road for like 25 minutes
>early 2000's sedan rolls up behind me and starts tailgating me
>whatacunt.jpg
>whatever, I'm not in the mood to get angry about it
>signal, and move to the right lane
>they follow me into the next lane and continue tailgating
>say "fuck it", drop a gear and disappear
>look down at the speedo and see 140mph and climbing
>look into my rearview
>party lights in the distance
>mfw it was a cop
>RacerX intensifies
>keep the pedal down until 2 exits away and hide behind a Walmart for 15 minutes
>figured the next exit would be what he'd expect

>Late at night
>tinted windows SUV
>almost miss a turn so I take it sharply
>lights on, a wild po-po pickup appears
>wut
>get followed a couple blocks
>boldy pull over to a street corner, stop
>pickup brakes sharply, turns the lights off and fucks off
Won without playing lol.
Not sure if they thought they were gon git ambushed or some shit.

>got tailgated by a cop
>license plate wasn't run or recorded
how long ago was this? did you get a ticket in the mail? do you have those meme license plate shrouds on it and are they really that good?

Ayyy

what wheels are those man? They look great

source on this qt neck?

r u retarded

90s forged bbs

They came with the car it was a jap import

Living in the states or Australia must be fucking awesome
>be me
>live in Austria
>regular cop cars don't patrol on the autobahn
>it's literally only golf and Audi undercover cars and no way to tell apart from regular cars
>running away from them is a bad idea because they all have cameras inside
>speed traps every few kilometers on every highway and even more in the cities
>regular safety cameras at every exit sign on the highway that can be used to track down extreme speeders

Ahh man you just threw me back like 13 years thank you for that.

Never got a ticket in the mail. this was a solid year ago

>Australia
> Must be awesome
its a instant licence lost if you're caught doing 30km/ph over the speed limit
i havelt run into any cunt cops but a mate of mine lost his licence for 6 months for doing 15 over by the mobile speed trap scum

What is this picture implying? Why is she measuring her neck?

Oh wow nvm then that sounds bad as hell
Here you get 50 euros fine if you go 170 km/h instead of 130 on the autobahn and that's it

You...beautiful motherfucker. I forgot all about that song, and the other one they did in the series.

The internet lawyer in my wants to say that he probably didn't have enough evidence to make a ticket stick(dashcam, RADAR) and fucking with you was to much trouble, but the internet lawyer in me is an idiot. He probably just had better shit to do.

Jesus

>driving towards busy intersection
>doing 10 over
>suddenly cop car flies up to me out of the blue
>slow down and switch lanes, prepare to pull over
>he actually switches a little before me
>look in my mirror
>see him waving at me to get to the left
>do so
>he blasts by, runs the light and nearly hits somebody in the process
>mfw

>Be me in high school
>Parents are on vacation
>Decide to pull a Ferris Buller and snag my dads old 57 bel air
>Out cruising for bimbos with buddy at the local sonic
>Dipshit in a 98 camaro keeps running his mouth about the cars color saying its gay
>Silver with a pink pearlescent when the sun hits it just right
>Try and be cool for the qt3.14s
>Tell him to run his mouth not his car
>He thinks his catfish has got me because “thats an old mans car”
>Car has a cammed 540 big block, a built th400 and a ford 9 inch
>No cage though so super sketchy
>Had its street tires and smoothies on so it looks just like your average classic car
>Fire the car up dude starts saying its idling is all fucked up
>lolthatsthecamlopebro
>All the floozies wanna go in the 57 because its louder
>To them loud=fast
>Me and buddy load them up in the 57 cause bench seats
>gonnagetmydicksuckedlater.jpg
>Line up at the yield light right in front of the sonic like dumbasses
>On the 3 honk drop the transbrake and hold the fuck on
>Bout slide over into him cause on DOT approved tires>Hook up in 2nd when he’s at my door
>Skanks are flipping him off as I’m pulling away
>Put bus lengths on him
>Whores screaming having a great time
>Turn around and head back towards sonic
>Suddenly see blue lights pulled out in the road waiting
>Cop was sitting behind the bank next door and saw everything
>Still riding an adrenaline high and thinking with my dick so fire back down on it
>Weld cops doors shut past him
>Hit backroads in the sketchiest car ever to take sharp turns in
>Through the grace of God lose them and hide in an automated carwash
>People are calling saying cops are sitting everywhere looking for it
>Had to have my brother bring an enclosed trailer to sneak the car back home
Didn’t get to fuck the whores I almost went to jail for, but I was a legend at my school till I graduated
Dude in the camaro didn’t get pulled over at all cause cop was chasing me
Pic related

Apparently some calls aren't supposed to be responded to with lights ans sirens, break ins and such where you don't want to freak out the perp, and depending on jurisdiction bar fights and shit.

fantastic story, no idea why no replies. How much power did that car put out? Fucking big blocks are my favorite thing

That's fucking great. I love tearing people up that think they are hot shit. Cocky people that are really damn good at what they do are one thing, but if you're cocky and you have very little to back it up, you deserve to be embarrassed.

it makes 802 at the wheels on pump gas

>russian bitch plows into my car driving the wrong direction
>get chevy cruze as rental car in the meantime
>driving it in the manual mode like a dick just holding 4000-5000rpm driving everywhere otherwise it has no power
>loud but not actually going fast
>french cop pulls me over
>"Sir you are driving very aggressively"
>looks at my license
>"Sir you do not have a license to drive a car, only a motorcycle"
>tell him how I had a learner license for car and full license for motorcycle and I asked the licensing office if I was okay to drive a car and they said "it's good for both!"
>get handed $500 ticket from frenchman for (((driving without a a license)))
>"Sir you must call someone to drive your car home"
>"Can I at least park it somewhere so it's not in the middle of the road?"
>"No sir, you do not have a license to operate this vehicle"
>"but I have driven cars for over 200,000 miles, can I or you drive it 10ft up the road into that parking spot?"
>"No sir, call someone to help you or you will be towed"

also not really running from cops, just dumb cop story

Is this bait?

I've run from the cops many times, including a couple chases and one 15-mile long, 170+mph chase.

I don't have time to write any stories; lunch is almost over.

>france
there's your problem

> 16 years old setting fireworks off behind grocery store
> hop in back of friends car when cop car turns down the ally heading towards us
> shit
> calmy roll up to his window
> he says something about the fireworks
> I yell out the window about kids in the front store are setting them off
> he thanks us and drives off
> we turn onto the main road and leave the city
> mfw

damn son that's throwback

...

British Columbia

great contribution retard

>in my old ass SUV
>not paying attention, barrel around a corner through speed trap I know is there going 80 in a 65
>see cop start to pull out just as he goes out of sight as I round another bend
>start shitting myself, I was 18 and already had a ticket, my parents would have taken my car
>gun it onto some weird exit were you can only exit going northbound
>skid my fucking MDX around the exit and shit bricks thinking I'm gonna die
>turns out the exit dumps me in some methed-out boonieland
>southern Illinois, not surprising
>gun my shitbox SUV down some rural highway about a half mile down until I see a gas station
>pull up to a pump, pretend I'm pumping gas
>cruiser comes down the road, turns left and drives away
>gun it back to the interstate, which you could only enter going southbound
>flip a turn at the next exit, going back north
>pass the speed trap again, they already had a new cruiser in position
Fucking cops

Holy fuck