>comfortably holds you and 6 bitches >seats fold flat, more practical than a pickup truck >used by real men who do actual work instead of insecure dicklets with mall crawler F350s >better fuel economy than a truck or SUV, spend the extra cash on living life >enough space to live inside >faster than """""sports cars""""" like the BRZ/FRS
Why don't you sell your garbage meme sports cars that are held together with copious amounts of duct tape and JB Weld and finance a new Minivan? It's like you guys want to stay poor with the constant repairs and sticker faggotry
>Holds 6 bitches Way to a beta cuck chauffeuring 6 women around
Lucas Watson
This desu mini vans are alpha
Robert Hughes
t. soccer mom
Oliver Wilson
Better than chauffeuring your wife's son and his father around
Asher Nguyen
With your reasoning, I think that a full sized van is way more alpha. Not only can you fit in lots of people, but you can also tow and haul around your tools with it.
William Reyes
alright just sold my brz and financed a van, what now
Kayden Miller
Acquire bitches
Jayden Reed
Just like losing your finger is better than losing your hand. With 6 women in one vehicle the estrogen in the air probably gets so thick it turns men gay.
Caleb Foster
be patient and wait
Brayden Moore
Thanks for proving that you failed grade school biology
Kayden Bennett
Too bad modern fullsize fans all make you look like either a contractor or a pedophiel
>space, practicality Real vans are better in every way.
>fast Lol. But if you want space and speed, you want a wagon.
Juan Morris
Can't fit a 4'x8' sheet in a wagon or a sofa.
Joseph Parker
Yeah, it's unfortunate when you consider how useful those vehicles are. I'd still rather look like a contractor or pedophile than a insecure dicklet in a mall crawler.
Gabriel Gutierrez
>financed
Thomas Diaz
Who says I can't tow in a minivan?
Carter Cook
>Are you getting paid to drive dumb bitches around?? >No? That's what I tought bitch!
Ian Perez
I'm yet to see a minivan that can fit a 8x4 sheet.
Sebastian Bailey
Making 20 trips Lmao
Eli Lewis
Good to thing I'm not a tradelet.
Sebastian Fisher
Slavecuck
Jayden Lewis
...
Austin Jenkins
The transmission when it blows up.
Eli Evans
That's not a minivan.
Julian Powell
>this is the intelligence of an Veeky Forumstist
Nathaniel Wright
>implying the Ridgeline isn't a minivan Literally just an Odyssey
Isaac Powell
Pretty much every minivan can.
Yeah making $70k with no education is pretty shitty.
That fucking piece of shit is literally a downgrade from a minivan.
Matthew Clark
And the Silverado and Express share a chassis, that doesn't make the Silverado literally a van. It's got an exposed bed seperate from the passenger space, it's a pickup truck.
Dylan Russell
>butt blasted that his van can't do this
Austin Watson
Anything a Ridgeline can do an Odyssey or Accord can do too. It's the same vehicle underneath.
Christopher White
Go ahead and try it. Don't forget to post results
Camden Martin
>it's like you guys want to stay poor with constant repairs >posts a mopar
Early Japanese minivans are fucking cool, though.
Anthony Rogers
Honestly those Caravans refuse to die
Jackson Barnes
>(((ridgeline)))
Asher Wood
Is this what you told yourself when mommie and daddy gave you their mini van?
lmao you autists will come up with anything to justify your turds.
Brody Martin
t. FRS cuck that got BTFO by Sally in her Sienna
Oliver Wilson
>dually >no hitch
Dominic Howard
>dually >no hitch
Duallies have higher load capacities. You could load that thing full of concrete.
Ryder Lee
Ah yes, fire sprinkler inspectors, known for carrying large quantities of concrete.
Daniel Hill
I'm not defending the guy in the van. Just providing a reason as to why the van would be a dually.
Kevin Garcia
growing up my mom had a brand new (at the time) limited 98 sienna. It was fast as fuck too, could cruise the freeways and easily do 85 and not realize it because of the smooth ride.
I got kids of my own now but maintain my sports car and a Durango. Won't be caught dead in a mini van.
Parker Scott
>being this insecure
Ethan Smith
why is this something to be proud of, the axles dont even fucking flex?
Adrian Powell
Minivans are alright, but I prefer the capacity of a 15 passenger van.
Kayden Robinson
>tfw no full size conversion van They're the only vehicles I would think about retrofitting self driving tech to.
Andrew Brooks
>traverse fwd Its literally a giant civic
Aaron Ramirez
>faster than """""sports cars""""" like the BRZ/FRS what? No way.
James Foster
Here we go again...ok show him the bideo
Isaiah Rogers
i fucked the shit out of a cute little 18 year old outside of her birthday party after a tinder match, in the minivan my mechanic loaned me while my truck was being fixed
chrysler town & country are surprisingly peppy if you're driving the touring edition. nice v6, comfortable inside, electric side doors, lots of room in back to bang sluts.
i was 28.
i'm aware this doesnt help, just wanted to brag, plus once you bang a chick after showing up in a minivan you feel like nothing is impossible
Kayden Brooks
pics or it didn't happen faggot...
Colton Green
>Express The silverado get real 4wd while the ridgeline only get meme wheel drive
Camden Martinez
Tards whine about muh unibody not being strong
Oliver Howard
Fridgeline is full time AWD, similar system to the MDX and can send most of its power to the wheel that needs it the most
>but muh manual locking diffs New Jeep isn't even gonna have that, get rekt tractor lovers
Hudson Bennett
I had to drive a company owned Caravan for some time (because F150 smelled like swam and Tahoe smelled like dusty swamp) It might look meh (older generations look even shittier), but it handles like a sedan, is super spacious on the inside and has all the cool toys like dimmable airplane-style light bars running through the interior. It's true what they say: a van is like a brothel: shameful to get in, supper comfy on the inside.
Camden Howard
A real Chad drives a challenger
Ian Brown
More like carry you and 5 of your neckbeard friends as your mom drives you to the local anime con.
Jacob Lopez
I actually own a van because I got one for $200 and fixed it up.
Also I like minivans. Especially really small ones. They're super handy. Took one to an Veeky Forums meet once for shiggles. Got about an inch of air on a dip in the road.
Jeremiah Robinson
you need a bus license for those in most parts of the world
Ayden Lopez
how is that hatchback a "minivan"? I hate the term minivan btw
William Smith
>Faster than the most cucked sports car Wow, color me impressed.
Carson Adams
I daily drive a rusty 94 mercury villager, love that comfy piece of crap. I pulled all the seats out except the front two and can haul things or put a bed in the back for road trips, and only cost me $1300 with low miles in good condition interior and well maintained not like a $5000 muh Tacoma that got trashed by mexicans
Jack Nelson
Feels good to be a burger.
Evan Lewis
Disgusting.
Colton James
>tfw you will never own a watchamacallit
Gabriel Gutierrez
Getting a bus license is probably the least of your problems with eleven children.