Welcome to another edition of retard car reviews where I talk about a cars quirks in funny voice until I get derailed...

welcome to another edition of retard car reviews where I talk about a cars quirks in funny voice until I get derailed and go into a 5 minute monologue about how everything is symbolic of a mid life crisis and i totally havent been going through one fot at least 4 yeaes now

Dont forget the part where you get facts wrong

Dude stop shilling your own fucking videos you furry fuck.

Your voices are annoying as fuck. I'm not watching your dumbass reviews.

fuck off doug demuro youre the fag with the obnoxious voice that everyone hates, people loooooove my silly voices, hell it got pewdiepie 50 mil subs

>goes into his "deep symbolic explanation" voice

jesus it makes me want to die

his videos would be a whole lot better if he didn't try so hard, instead of trying his hardest to make it look like he doesn't try hard

Literally the best car guy on youtube.

that's where you're wrong,kiddo

Is that Mahk?

b is for build
mahk does sketches

>let me put my GF's tits in the thumbnail so maybe I get some views
>let me ~fabricate~ mounting points for my 2JZ which can barely fucking run

I like RCR because they talk about the car, what it meant, who drove it, what it means to a person and car culture and not just.
HUR the GT86 isn't fast enough HURR shit car.
So he's the antithesis of the average Veeky Forums user

>He did that one time and purposely said it in the title to be le epic trole
>2jz BRZ now runs and drives and also looks sick

Sounds like jelly in here user

>let me pretend I'm retarded

>he starts talking in a "funny" voice
>he praises a car that everyone else says is shit to be contrarian
>he creates some image of the "average owner of the car"

Chris Harris is the best by far. He actually drives the cars to their limits and has fun, unlike RCR who just goes around in circles around Bumfuck PA and De Memeo who spends 20 minutes talking about how a car is worse than a 3 Series because it doesn't have cupholders or a sunroof

>looks sick
Do you even have a license?

>o00000oooopop
>time for a fart """joke"""

hoovies garage > Dong de muro > Regular diarrhea review

>They hired a fucking intern for some reason
>His first video was a review of his own Scion Tc

I still enjoy his videos even if he's a pretentious ex-furry. But Jesus, like I get it dude... you were an English major. Big fucking deal I can read Simulation and Simulacra in an afternoon and know what you know too.

>he creates some image of the "average owner of the car"
>And it's always him shitting on a white guy

Hi /pol/

Some of his diary videos are the most cringe-worthy.

>I'll never understand women
>What's it liked to be loved
>My Tinder dates go nowhere
>What do you say to a girl
>Women say they don't get me
>Lonliness is everywhere

I get it dude, you're ready for /r9k/. But holy fuck back when I felt like that even I knew getting into that mindset just drove women away.