Accidentally hit horn

>Different car to usual
>Rotate wiper stalk
>That's the rear wiper
>There is no wiper blade
>SCCREEEEEEEETCH-SCREEEEEEEEE

>roll down window at a stoplight
>look straight forward so the guy next to me doesnt think im signalling him

>throw car in neutral at a stoplight
>don't press brake pedal with full force
>don't immediately realize on slight incline
>don't immediately realize car is rolling backwards
>slam on brakes within millimeters of hitting the car behind me

not much, italian engineering after all

>go to hit turn signal when at stoplight
>honk horn instead
>everyone wondering what my fucking problem is
It gets me every time

A lot, given they are a small company and outsource everything
>engines are unkillable and made by rotax, Suzuki and Piaggio
>electronics are borrowed from BMW
>lights and other small stuff from Suzuki again
>switchgear and ECU shared with KTM and Husqvarna
Problem is occasionally they also borrow from ducati

Slanderous lies

>sitting in passenger seat while pal drives
>stopped at red light
>look out window, lock eyes with some guy
>oh fuck
>turn back instantly
>peek over slightly, he's still looking moderately upset
>look back over to the other side
>look back to his side as if I'm surveying my surroundings and totally not looking at him
>still looking mad as hell
>light turns green
>he speeds off as fast as he can while we accelerate at a moderate pace because why not
Good job.

>Roll down window at a stoplight
>Gassed on the spot by the fumes

>implying having a frankenstein of parts from multiple manufacturers will improve reliability

You'd think so, yet stuff like the RSV mille is the most reliable italian bike ever

what

hayaaaaaaaaaaaabusaaaaaa