Wash cash

>wash cash
>immediately covered in dust again next morning

Just wash it yourself?

>install new brakes and get new tires
>go out on a spirited test drive
>come back with glazed pads and flat spots on the tires

the past two weeks ive woken up to fucking annoying ass rain spots from my states dirty fucking rain.

>live in Pakistan
>own black car
>get it washed
>literally on drive back home thin layer of dust all over
JUST

I thought women weren't allowed to drive in Pakistan?

>wash car
>temperature changes drastically over night
>morning dew all over my car and leaves dirt on it

>vacuum car
>drive with windows open
>Interior of car completely covered in a layer of ash

These forest fires need to fuck off.

...

>wax car
>highlights all the small rust knicks in my paint with white

>let my dad take my car to go shopping
>parks it under a tree over the weekend
This is why I have trust issues

I didn't even bother washing my car with all the ash the last two weeks. At least we're back into cool weather now.

At least dew dirt is easy to wash off with a quick hosing.

Heck if you take the time to detail it properly, clay and wax, everything washes off easy for the next year ish

They are, I think your shitpost was referring to Saudi arabia

car covers are great. Having one of those car dusters is good too for those sorts of things.

Also they have those waterless car wipes that you can use in a pinch if some tree sap, bugs, or some bird shits on your car.

there are solutions, OP.

Was it hot out? If he's doing that to park in the shade that sounds reasonable

Az?

what method do you guys use?

mine is kinda tedious, and the surface of my cash leaves a lot to be desired. it gets the odors out at least

>wash cash
what the fuck are you doing

>Use toothpaste to clear up headlights.
>Didn't realize I splashed some toothpaste water on uncleared coated hood
>Paint is streaked with white and it won't come out

>Wash car
>Pine trees that are so fucking omnipresent in NZ go into full treefuck mode and blast their cum all over everything.

At least you can just blast it off with the hose, but still.

Do yourself a favour and buy some autosol.
About the same price but 100x more effective, only drawback is that orange juice tastes twice as bad than with toothpaste.

Laundering money. Duh.

>waterless car wipes
you'll get swirls dum dum

...

>Park car at my alcoholic uncle's house as he's paying me to put shingles on his roof
>Not but 15 minutes after I start laying shingles he comes out and heads into the garage
>Literally gets on the mower and starts mowing the driveway chucking dirt, pebbles, and weeds towards my car
>Yell at him from the roof but he can't hear me, or he's ignoring me
>Pull the safety back on the gun and start shooting roofing nails at him
>He gets all pissed off I was shooting nails at him
>Magically no damage was done to the paint somehow
>Go home, autistically check paint
>Find roofing nail the tire

God I hate drunks. Finished the roof and I haven't been back since.
>Drove my beater Ranger afterwards as I can't trust him around nice things

>angry that he was autistic enough to shoot a nail into his own tire
lmaoing @ u

>tfw you just polished your car
>tfw parked it outside and by the time you get back it'll be covered in bird shit

DELET

>wash car
>dry it out with hand
>spray wax it
>looks fucking MINT boi
>drive back home
>drive all the way on the asphalt (no dirt, rocks, dust etc)
>park it
>look at it
>already in thin layer of dust
>windows are also covered in thin dust layer
>the whole "wow so reflective and shiny *cling cling*" effect is now not so noticeable
fucking hell. its impossible to keep it clean atleast for 1h

>wash car
>as soon as I finish and am about to pull it back in the garage a bird flies by and shits right on the hood
I was pissed.

Me again, it actually fucking happened. Bird sitting in a tree shat on me as I drove past. missed the bodywork and hit the windscreen, which I hadn't bothered cleaning yet. Thank fuck.

I had a bird shit on my car INSIDE THE CARWASH

>Wash car for date with grill
>park next to a curb that had a strip of grass between curb and sidewalk
>proceeds go shit rain, kicking mud all over the passenger side of my car
>tfw I find mud on the fucking roof

H-how? Aren't car washes all enclosed?

Not completely, they could still fly in and sit on some of the rafters

There was a pigeon nesting on the HVAC unit attached to the ceiling. I hit it with the spray gun and it flew away before I rewashed the car. The manager let me finish up for free :)

The fact that someone people detail their car more than they drive it is some pretty advanced autism.

>Few years back friend bought a slightly used 2014 ~800 mile Camaro SS2
>Paid full, believe he spent his entire savings
>Black paint, was clearly professionally detailed
>He washed his car ignoring all my advice
>Swirl marks and scratches galore
>Told him I'll fix it for him if I can drive it
>He says he's going to fix it; asks if he can use my detailing tools
>Sure man, just replace any products you use
>Pulled out my Meguiars 105 and a few soft foam pads for him
>Grabbed my PC instead of my Rupes for him as I wasn't sure if he knew what he was doing
>He went straight to the microfiber cutting disks and d300 as he read online that's what he needed
>Completely mangles the front fender and hood, stopped trying to detail it
>Told him my offer is still on the table
>Even offered to teach him everything I learned over the course of detailing for four years as my profession
>It's sat parked for two years
>He starts up every few months
>He's put 330 miles on it since he bought it three years ago

He's the guy that does all his own work. Unfortunately for him he lacks experience in anything other than wrenching.

I bought him a poster with some form of quote about how cars are meant to be driven. Don't know if he ever hung it up or if he threw it out.

park in the garage you stupid millennial. oh wait you can't afford to have one btfo

I was at cars and coffee and saw some vendor talking about some coating they put on cars that make it to where dirt rolls off and a few people i know personally vouched for it. Not sure if it's a meme or some new sealant coat but it might be worth the investment on a nice car to not have to worrying about washing your car for a few years but maintaining the fresh look.

>poster with a quote

Get off my board normie!