You have just been appointed as president of a small central European country and you've been granted a budget of...

I had to mute the video and my ears still were bleeding wtf

Mercedes-Benz 600 Coupé

They're just around 100k € in good condition

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Bleeding is normal after the first time hearing that many bald eagles escaping the exhaust.

Jaguar xjr or range rover sport svr
>575hp
Yes

760Li, obviously.

too bad this baby got sold for 2.5mil€

Aston Martin, obviously.

currybox for POO IN LOOs

would be nice if they had a mic that could actually record the sound

E32 750iL Highlines, all in Shadowline trim.
Everyone thinks the mafia is strolling around, they aren't all that far off.

>mafia
>bmw

The cars most mafia tends to drive are: MB, BMW, Audi, and Lexus (not much).

Mercedes-Benz S-Class or Porsche 911

>100k
>while all the other presidents get armored vehicles
wew lad I have to be pretty popular when I'm getting driven around in a normal car.
But probably the new Alpina 5-series

old BMW 5 series and 7 series are literally the top cars for eastern bloc mafiozi's

oh and sometimes the X5 too

>there are print-out patterns on the Internet where to drill a X5/ X6 fender so you hit the power-line of the alarm system

One of the top stolen cars ever, wouldn't be surprised if the mafia had a fleet of those cars

oh fuck yes.
My buddy had a X6, he kept it in a secure parking yet he still had his wheels stolen, his mirrors stolen 3 times and the car itself was attempted to get stolen at least 4 more times.
That's eastern europe for you lmao.
He sold the X6 and bought a Volvo, less headache

>not posting the legendary W140

Sls

عليه السلام

M8 its Mafiya

100k€ would get you a E250 Guard
which gives protection level VR4/B4 (Handguns up to .44 Magnum)

I saw this bmw 5 series a while ago and it was armored and had an onboard oxygen system for gas attacks can't remember the name of the company though.

I'd import a brand new SS Commodore.

ive never wanted a car less in my life

what a miserable pile of shit

Literally a fucking family econo-box with a pushrod engine.

Get some fucking taste.

>Econo-box
>Engine makes 300kW

this obviously.

>ss
>econobox

are you mentally deficient?

I'll buy an armoured Range Rover, and then use it as a decoy while I ride along on a motorbike in my own motorcade.

an old mercedes benz 600, swap engine with BMW S85 Engine, bulletproof modification

That wasn't theft, that was preventative law enforcement.
See, the BMW X6 is involved in more accidents than any other car. By forcing your friend into poverty, they were trying to get it the fuck away from their insurance premiums.
The hit the thefts would give them would be far, far, FAR less than having that thing used to play bumper cars, scraped along every single car on narrow streets, smashed into parked cars, mailboxes, and street signs, and eventually abandoned upside-down in someone's expensive hobby, on fire.

Even the fucking hazard perception tests have a BMW pulling out on you as a hazard.

BMW has it's own armoring facility in Mexico that does this and sells them through their regular dealer network in Latin America and Gulf States.

autoarabia.org/articles/255/BMW X5 Security: Your body-guard Made-In-Mexico