If a twingo was a girl, what would she look like?

If a twingo was a girl, what would she look like?

she is a girl

like shit, but with enough boob to be happy with

Like this.

An anime girl.

You can tell the designers were weaboos

this

Perfect

>she will never be your gf

ugly fukin whore

>you will never take her for a drive in your eg6 with a few simple mods

That is the cutest girl I've ever seen in my entire life

I would wipe out the entire Aborigine race to marry her

How do I get a Twingo gf?

>not doing that anyways
normie poser get out reeeee

Nice get

holy shit i didn't even notice

Here's your (you)

Not bad

*were a girl
She would not be impressed by you're misuse of the subjunctive mood.

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I didn't came here to feel.

some grills have striking resemblance with the car they cling to

No, I think a Twingo has way more hips.

Like this one

>those freckles

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frog off you plebs, this is true twingo-fu

You heard the quads
Git!

I uttered out loud for someone to end me almost on instinct upon seeing this

she kinda looks like she's a total cunt

What would a Twingo be in animal form though??

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>16" wheels on a Twingo

wtf i want a twingo now

moot?

those are some nice hips

She's that weird girl who seems a little bit crazy, has odd interests and an obsession with some kind of foreign culture. Her sexuality consists of many fetishes, not quite /d/-tier but a bit like Proxy Paige where she'll put any object imaginable up her ass. She's slightly overweight. Her voice sounds like Louise from Bob's Burgers and has the most annoying laugh a lady could have. She believes in reincarnation and sees a soul in everything. That's how I'd imagine her.

>tfw no sturdy country side german girlfriend to go on drives with

Pretty much like those, rather small and from France with a cute french accent.

You'll find one like this in every damn village. Go and get one.

>muh manic pixie girl car
Veeky Forums should be gassed

you first, lil tough guy

but we already be gassing dawg

Twingo onaholes when?

I already have a twingo plushie and a bad dragon penetrable. Should I cannibalize it for science?