Lexus hit at Chipotle

i went to the grocery store yesterday just before they closed and parked all the way away from the other cars and still came out to someone next to me 15 minutes later. you're better off just not leaving your car in a parking lot

This really happened didn't it

Yeah well she looked at me funny.

/thread

>meme burrito

I've always thought that they're pretty damn tasty. My only complaint is that they don't bother to mix up the stuff. There's always like one half of the burrito that's all rice.

>random lexus gets hit in a chipotle parking lot somewhere
>stock drops another $50

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It's a good time to invest in a 360 degree motion collision detection camera setup. Might drain your battery a bit but as long as you drive every few days you'll be good. Anyone hits my car and runs isn't fucking getting away.

It's "of", not "if"

O and I next to each other on keyboard. The Jews are to blame for this!

I lived through this, and still am. If you're gonna die anyways, why not just KYS? Shit happens. Get it fixed and park away from everyone/don't drive your car much.

>going to dinner with the missus
>driving my Challenger
>park far away
>missus complains but she understands
>finish up our dinner about an hour later
>walking back to my car
>another Challenger parked next to me
>in the middle is a Mustang
>to the left of a Mustang is a Camaro
I wish I could find the picture I took of it. Stuff like this makes me smile.

If I have to park next to another car, I park next to the nicest car I can. My logic is hopefully they'll pay more attention than the person with the $1200 rust bucket.

way too specific dude

I've owned four different cars in my life and they've all been dinged in parking lots. Most people are fucking garbage and only care about themselves. Get used to it.

>Ask if they can check the cameras,
First, make sure where the cameras are. Some plaza shops have no outdoor cameras. Or the cameras are controlled by the plaza's corporate owner and inaccessible to the individual stores. Most stores do not have exterior cameras. I have never seen exterior cams at Chipotle but the plaza does have some but they are all aimed at the storefronts.

Hits on the corner panels are why I park head-in. If I backed in, when other people back out, that means they could hit my front panel which is far more expensive than the rear panel. If they hit any of the light assemblies, that is expensive.

LOL fuck lexus and fuck your faggot ass, princess

>Come back to the car and notice a scratch on left-rear panel, slightly knocked out of place as well. No note.

Hit and run is typical in today's culture. Societal norms decayed due to everyone getting cynical about crime and responsibility with all the diversity going on. Diversity increases the amount of hit and runs in an area even among all white drivers. That's because of the overall shift due to diverse societal values. In predominantly monoculture areas, you have less hit and run.

>Should I just give in and buy a $3k Civic?
Nay sir. Just park more thoughtfully instead of conveniently. If you go to any traditional authentic mexican food place (hard to think chipotle qualifies), beware of parking because illegal immigrants typically don't get insurance, so they always hit and run.

>tfw scraped a car for about 8 inches (20cm) before I realized I was hitting it with my front left fender
>this was while pulling into a parking space during a blizzard
>it left a large scuff in his paint
>didnt do anything to my vehicle
>left a note because I had to
>never heard back probably because the note was burried under snow on his windshield and he didn't notice and it fell off with his scraper / wipers.
Am I a bad person? All he had to do was a good buff and wax, plus it was a shitty car anyway

>thinking illegal immigrants go to fucking Chipotle

If they even go out to eat they're probably gonna just go to a food truck in the hood. I have to wonder if you've ever even seen a Mexican let alone an illegal one.

>mfw used to work at Chipotle
>mfw I own a Lexus
Shit OP are you me? jsyk the employees don't give enough fucks to check the cameras for you, and they probably don't have any for the parking lot anyway

you misread that post

This

>parked all the way away from the other cars
It depends on the lot and location, but in some lots, I don't park way out there. Without foot traffic, desperate people can break into the car just to see if the glovebox has anything that can be traded for stuff.

Stores selling those car window breaking tools helped increase car prowls. They prolly shoplift those tools. It's just way too easy to take a swing with those and the window breaks into a bunch of square-shaped crystals.

this is why you should have one of those dash cams that also records when your car is idle

I had to yell at my friend the other night. I was driving my car, he was riding shotgun. I park next to a car. He swings open the door fully without even looking to see if it is gonna hit the other car. Luckily it didn't, was close though. When we were leaving, I opened to door for him to let him in.

>He swings open the door fully without even looking
Whenever I park somewhat far away in the lot, as I walk in, I see other people opening their doors fully open to let their kids into the car. Or the kids just open the doors fully. So I learned to never park next to cars that look like they can carry kids unless it is a minivan which has short front doors and a long sliding passenger door. Those can't reach me.

The worst are cars with babies. The parents always open the door fully wide to put the baby back into the carrier. Having a baby justifies everything to these people. If I see the top of a baby carrier in their rear windshield, I won't park next to it. They're going to open their doors fully open to get the baby back in when they come back to the car.

The worst are the lazy parents! Instead of taking the baby out of the stroller by the trunk and carrying it to the rear door that was fully opened and rests on your car, they move the stroller to the side of their car next to your car. Of course they don't scratch their car. They move it so it is next to yours and can scratch your car as they jostle with it to remove the baby.

>Chipotle

Absolutely disgusting.

I would never let children in my car for the same reasons that I don't allow dogs in my car. They both have horrendous hygiene and can't sit still. Fucking sticky syrup fingers, sneezing and wiping boogers everywhere...

I love when people ask me to transport their dog(s) somewhere and then act like I'm completely unreasonable when I refuse.

High standards I suppose. I've been eating Chipotle since like 2005 and still love it. These people complaining about getting food poisoning are fags with shitty immune systems. Never made me sick.

None of the Chipotles near me have the new soda fountains or queso

>Lexus
>Aristo

That's what you get for eating shit food

>Eating at Shitoplate, Panormie,or any such "fast casual" establishment.

You deserve it for feeding the cancer.

>look mom im fitting in

>Lmao I bet this fag can't even afford fast casual! Let's get a roasted turkey and avocado BLT while my car's at the body shop :^)

I've gotten really sick at a Chipotle before, it's their dumb insistence on using organic lettuce. Might as well smear shit all over my fucking burrito.

Got a pretty nice ride too, that I got last year

My advice to you OP,

Park far as fuck from everyone else, even then you still run the risk of it getting hit.

Just payed for a 700 dollar repaint of a my car bumper that got hit while I left it parked

My local Costco is aware that people like to keep their cars in good condition. To reduce the chance their lot is at fault, all parking spaces are generously wide. And instead of using a single line between each space, it is a double line with a nice space between each line. That way, jerks that park their car on a line to force no one to park next to them will still not prevent someone parking next to them.

>Park far as fuck from everyone else
That logic fails downtown. If there is no foot traffic near your car, the window gets broken if they see you put something into your trunk. They then pull the rear seat down and pull out the goodies you put into the trunk.

It seems everyone on the street knows the trick or has the window breaking tool that causes the window to craze when hit.

>I've gotten really sick at a Chipotle before, it's their dumb insistence on using organic lettuce.
The other problem is that the past Chipotle likes to purchase from small local farms which supports the local community as well. Unfortunately, small farms may take shortcuts to boost their profit, or they don't have the understanding that long standing factory farms for McDonalds and other old companies have for their standardized supply chain.

McDonalds had that problem in China with suppliers taking deliberate short cuts or even engaging in deliberately illegal methods to maximize their profit without regard for food safety. If the McD inspector is elsewhere in the factory, then do it. As a result McD had a batch of bad chicken go to Japan and that was bad as the Japanese have a long memory. It also wrecked McD sales in China and the company basically sold off its franchises to chinese owned competing companies in return for a much diminished 16% stake or less. If it had been planned by either the chinese government or other competitors, it would have been a great ruthless business backstabbing. Deliberately toxify the competitor's food supply and then take over their franchise operations.

or when people park right next to you on purpose

go back to /pol/ with your non-sequiturs

You antifa are the ones that ignore car and car crime statistics and even say crime statistics are wrong.

>Chipotle

chipoodle is 'ok'. Maybe it's the best you have access to. Real Mexican hole-in-wall places are always better, though.

t. southern californian

Brazil is one of the few LATAM countries that makes Mexico look nice.

what an insult

you're a professional at this aren't you

I was getting coffee at Dunkin Donuts the other day an a guy in a new RAM 2500 LARAMIE OFF-ROAD PACKAGE COWBOY EDITION backed into me and his propeller towhook ornament punctured a silver dollar sized hole through my bumper cover. I tried to stop him and he tried to run me over.

This all happened in Florida so you will be less shocked.

I kek'd

are u fucking serious. Are you sure it's "of" and not "if". if so you fucking got that guy good

retard

>propeller towhook ornament

Saw a guy today with... "truck balls". A chain wrapped around two large metal nuts of some sort.

Is this really a thing people do?

My coworker did this once. He was just a kid, like 18, and we were in a rental Ford Flex. We stopped at mcdonald's on a small business trip and he just swung the door wide and hit an older Porsche next to us.

I was in the seat behind him and saw the body panel of the Porsche dimple inward. I was like "ok whoa man" and gave him the quick "don't fucking do that" talk on the way inside. I bet the owner was pissed

>is this really a thing people do
>people
No, but subhumans do. The same ones that still make minions memes and use Facebook and emojis despite how obviously downlooked it is by virtually everyone. I can't figure out if they're oblivious to their cringe or are just being contrarian. Either way fuck em

>you're a professional at this aren't you
I don't need any such skills when you're the butt of all jokes.

>I tried to stop him and he tried to run me over.
Criminals don't want to get caught. Nothing new. But society is changing to be less ethical all the time and that type of change results in ever increasing viciousness. That is new. It's a trend that is happening in my city. More and more suspects are willing to do more and more extreme things to avoid getting caught. They gouge out witness yes. They cut eyes. They knife throats of store clerk that sees their full face. They choke and then stabbed a clerk. And in something similar to your case last year, a car owner came back with his GF to his car. Some black female and affiliated youths were prowling it. They took off and drove their Nissan SUV.

Since he saw the plate, the female dindu drove her SUV right at him and chased him down and ran him over for about 50 feet. I interpreted that report to mean he was stuck inder the vehicle and scraped the pavement for 50 feet until his body was shaved thin enough to become unstuck. He was dead of course. The dindu got away with the crime!

Except, she used one of the cards she found in his car. That triggered the alarm with the police and they came super fast to arrest her. She pleaded innocent to all charges.

So you were lucky you weren't run over. I assume he didn't chase you like that female dindu did.

Damn,crappy story.It's crap like that the reason why I stuff a .357 snubnose in my pocket every day.

No he didn't chase me.
I called the cops and he was arrested lol
Also got my bumper fixed because cameras, still makes me lose faith in humanity though.

>the reason why I stuff a .357 snubnose in my pocket every day

>implying you'd do anything outside of panic and freeze up

The delusion. It's delicious.

>ball-less nogunz yuropoor projecting his own terror at the thought of being able to defend himself

>overweight retard larps on Veeky Forums about being anything other than a useless turd who would crumble to pieces at even a whiff of trouble

>terrified skinny-jeans-wearing cuck-porn-watching fuccboi can't stand to think that he might share an imageboard with competent people who can defend themselves in a country that allows them to do so

>perpetually scared-of-his-own-large-shadow flyover rube upset that nobody cares about his tacticool delusions of grandeur and fantasies of home invasion

First off, if you are rich enough to afford any Lexis, you are rich enough to use dash cams. Get one for the front and rear, and they should be set to continuous recording.

Do some homework on the property. Most places have cameras pointing out their windows either on purpose or by accident, so if someone hits your car, there may be video footage of it. Because it is a busy area, it should be easy to find out who got into the car that hit you, what store they just came out of, and if they paid with a debit/credit card, you can catch them.

Third, park far away like I do. I don't even own expensive things and I park nearly toward the end of the parking lot where nobody parks. Walking is good for you and I have a drastically reduced chance of getting hit. It really pisses me off, though, when some schmuck fucking parks right next to me when I do that. I kicked a guys mirror off his car when I found a small door ding with matching paint from some asshole who did just this. He was the only fucking car for 20 spaces and he chose right next to me AND still managed to vandalize my property.

>terrified lonely yuropoor who doesn't know the meaning of "freedom" without a dictionary can't understand why someone would want to defend themselves instead of bending over and spreading their asscheeks for Jamal and Mohammed despite having astonishing rates of violent crime that their orwellian surveillance state governments somehow can't do a thing about

>look mom i'm fitting in

Tight Fit:
e-hentai.org/g/1053704/c41bad1de7/

>Come back to the car
OP, did you check with both the stores and plaza management as to camera footage?

>What the fuck is the point of owning nice things again??
Park smart and be willing to re-park. After parking, check the cars on either side of you. If their door edges have a lot of chipped paint, then those cars have a driver or passengers that like to swing their doors fully open. You may want to re-park your car elsewhere.

>not driving into the grocery store
what are you stupid?

Stupid bitch mother. Anything for attention.

Merp :( I feel like thus increased a lot in Canada over the last couple of years

>aids-infested yuropoor's poor language skills surface as he shrieks in terror in his tiny studio apartment at the thought of taking some sort of responsibility for his own welfare and protection, semen dripping from his mouth as he furiously pounds his keyboard and selects a reddit-grade file for upload, the froth on his jowels spattering on his cheap ikea desk as the post goes through and he realizes that he couldn't even get dubs on a slow-moving board

>aids-infested yuropoor's poor language skills surface as he shrieks in terror in his tiny studio apartment at the thought of taking some sort of responsibility for his own welfare and protection, semen dripping from his mouth as he furiously pounds his keyboard and selects a reddit-grade file for upload, the froth on his jowels spattering on his cheap ikea desk as the post goes through and he realizes that he couldn't even get dubs on a slow-moving board

>1776
>*488

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lexus_GS

Statistics paints a sad truth in country after country year after year. Despite antifa and SJW and activists saying statistics are wrong, the facts show those people are liars using only emotion and the much abused and misused political laws to censor people who disagree with them.

Take nice car to nice restaurant, not to chipotle.
Loser in beater scratched you on purpose