Be me

>be me
>replaced alternator
>replaced battery
Car died today. Stuck on the road and getting a tow to the shop..

Looks like I might need another alternator and battery. These are only a few days old....

WARRANTY
A
R
R
A
N
T
Y

This day is getting worse

Tow is way late
I'm stuck here
Battery on the phone is dying and I didn't bring a charger. Not sure how I'm going to get a ride with lyft later today.

Jump in front of a truck lol

k... keep me posted

>Just got home
>Car is dead pretty much

>Tow truck came as soon as cell battery died
>Car is in the shop now, so I'll be paying out the ass to get this fixed but than again the tow is free etc....

>Tow driver gave me a ride since battery was dead and couldn't get a lyft out there...

Is this week going to get worse?

Something might be draining the battery. Or you installed the alternator wrong lol

>not having triple a
>not being able to replace a battery
>not being able to replace an alternator
>not having a multimeter to troubleshoot

its hard to feel bad for the willingly retarded

Go take a nice warm bath with your toaster.

Not Op, but Triple A is shit where I live

>serpentine belt slips, gets chewed up
>no fan, no steering, everything running off battery
>stop on shoulder, shut off engine
>call aaa
>"you're on a franchise highway, authorized tow is $140 for nearest exit"
>nearest exit is 500ft away
>lolno.exe
>push that shit to exit, now on local road
>call aaa again
>eta ~1-2 hours
>wait while searching through junk
>eta gets postponed, 2.5hrs later and they never arrive
>find partially shredded belt in cargo
>slice that shit and carefully place it on pulleys equally spaced on all ribs
>car starts
>drive to autozone and get new belt
>aaa calls me again, asks if the tow arrived
>tell aaa to tell their guy to fuck off
>get to work three hours late