/owg/ - Overwatch General

>THE EVENT HOPEFULLY STARTS AT 4PM UK TIME
wtf why. events always hit 7pm UK time

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supposedly the event is starting 3 hours earlier than the others

Reminder,

No PTR release (this will happen 29th)

No event

No gameplay changes

Only skins and emotes

This, I remember some retard tried telling me Symmetra was amazing and puts out as much dps as McCree...I was baffled at the idiot's complete failure to understand basic math.

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Could you remind me again pls

Thank you, but it just wasn't quick enough

Hana has a daddy kink

Reminder

No PTR release (this will happen 29th)

No event

No gameplay changes

Only skins and emotes

Wait, we're not getting the Soldier "nerf" until next week? And here I was avoiding comp until the nerf went live because I didn't want that OP bastard to cost me anymore SR

i'm sorry
i'm afraid i didn't get it

Kill yourself

express.co.uk/entertainment/gaming/807813/Overwatch-anniversary-event-date-start-time-skins-maps-game-modes-Blizzard-patch-notes

I wanna have sex with Hana all day long.

Honestly dropped Lucio because no one listens to healers.
If a Reinhardt says to focus down the Roadhog because he's killing 3 people every push everyone switches heroes and makes him and his healers target #1 but if Lucio or Mercy says it they just tell you to not get hooked.

remind me again how this is a bad thing? hur dur no gimmicky as fuck event you're only ever gonna play once for the loot box
no balance patch until the season ends hurrr

looks like she has a bulge from the thumbnail

You're fucking retarded. Those new maps are for 3v3, nobody gives a shit about that.

There is no event or "game mode". It's just skins, emotes and 3v3 maps.

You kill yourself

hmm okay

Please bleach your eyes and look again

>want to grind exp up so i can get a quick easy box when the event hits
>internet is shitting itself
softly reeees

>hurr two new heroes and two new maps in the span of an entire year is good

overwatch development is slower than current tf2 despite earning billions of dollars

"how is it bad" lmao

/owg team when?
overwatchcontenders.com/teams

So how come the PvE game-modes always suck? Is there no way to get an interesting alternate mode?

Uprising was good.

>There is no event
>Officially called the anniversary event
>New voice lines for objectives
>Thinks it won't have a game mode like every other event

Kill yourself soon!

maybe because you suck at them?

The giant eyes are dumb and remove a large part of a character's charm. The plastic is cheap, it looks cheap, and there are far superior options. It's simply not worth the money when far superior options are available. It's like buying a movie to watch and comparing the VHS vs BluRay. Similar yet inferior in every way and a waste.

Nendoroids are little figures with articulated joints and swapable face plates and gear.

Compare Tracer Funko Pop with Tracer Nendoroid. Which would you rather have chilling on your desk?

>Overwatch Anniversary begins March 23rd!
>Umm actually its not an event, its just emotes and skins :)))

Here's the (You) you wanted you waste of space.

Even if it does have a shitty temporary garbage gamemode like previously who gives a shit?

everyone wants major game/balance changes, new heroes and new normal maps

Uprising was great. It was like a WoW raid without sucking.

but user, both pve modes have been a lot of fun

I wish they were available again

>PvE sucks
(you)
The PvE's have been some of the best things for overwatch, better than playing online with a bunch of cancerous people and alot more fun for sure

3 heroes , 6 new maps, 3 new game modes, 2 PvE modes, custom game browser
"B-but I don't like em" is not an argument, I don't like half of shit in TF2 either

I wanna fugg that nendo.

>weebsquad76 with awoo image
>weebs of trump
we already have teams

Forgot to link your new post.

Because they're boring after playing like one game

>Says the shitter that couldn't beat uprising on hard

Take your life, give in to your depression. Your life is meaningless and you will never get what you want.

Reminder

No sex with Hana (this will never happen)

No fucking

No foreplay changes

Only pics and gif

A gimmick event would be fine, but they should try to add a good PVP one instead of shitty PVE stuff that gets real old real quick.

what do you truly think it is, user?

that's it's something incredible just because the main menu screen changes a bit? it's now an "epic event"?

it's still just only emotes and skins

nobody gives a shit about those except retarded gold players, sorry
everyone is playing the real game and waiting for some real things to get added

>Easy arcade boxes without RNGheroes or 6torb/sym defense mod

I enjoyed it

Sex with hana is best time

Wew you have some issues, I wasn't even the poster of your first reply

I give a shit. A lot of people give a shit
Game balance is better than it ever was. Game balance in competitive mode is way better than TF2

You know death would be peace for you.

Give in.

>I give a shit. A lot of people give a shit'
no, not really

the game was released as a 6v6 pvp game and still is

just because you started playing when junkenstein was released doesn't mean this is now a permanent event gimmick game that everyone wants over the normal game

Reminder

No shitposting

No /pol/

Only waifus

I hope this thread is still up when the event launches so we can all laugh at you, you waste of fucking skin.

Only waifu shitposting
ftfy

can the redditors stop their unfunny drivel please?

Skins everyone loves but you hate.
I will start.
>Blackwatch Genji
>Weightlifter Zarya
>Nutcracker Zenyatta

skin obsessed plat players truly get mad about this

Those "Retarded gold players" are majority of the game playerbase. Stop pushing your fringe group views as something important
Who are you constantly referring to btw? Why are you trying to appeal to some crowd? Are you too miserable to speak for yourself?

Yeah, the nendo thingy is better, but fuck €70 and they don't do a D.Va

On the other hand, you've saved me money because I don't really want the funko one anymore, since it's clearly inferior.

I'll save my beer vouchers I think.

Cheers user.

How long do i have to wait? How long do i have to be unconcious for?

I recommend seeking help before it's too late: You're at a very late stage

Soldier'a push ups emote should've been indefinite desu

>70€

Were the fuck are you tring to get it from? It was like 35 on Amiami, m8. I still need to preorder Mei though.

I like the idea of PvE modes, but blizzard can't do anything interesting with them it seems. It's always something super boring that you play 2 times and never touch again.
They can't even do a shooter right as Overwatch fails at the basic fundamentals of a good FPS game and it carries over to map design, game modes and the event PvE modes.
I knew this would be the case before release, but I remained optimistic that maybe they'll get in the groove after release, but nope, they've barely done anything to the game since release and barely released any new worthwhile content. The game won't live forever so they should really start taking in some feedback even if blizzard notoriously never ever listens to feedback and instead goes the "we heard people say thing X and now we are changing this!" when literally nobody in the entire planet said that. The typical lying through your teeth and pretending to be listening to feedback method to avoid backlash from the community.

uhhhh like four and a half hours? i think?

>players that only play for skins and pve gamemodes and "events" are the majority of the playerbase

hahahaahaha

I want a realistic D.va statue that I can do lewd things with

I just quickly googled it and looked on Amazon I think.

Probably punishment for living in Euroland.

>tfw you start learning how to Sombra properly
I don't know why I never bothered learning her until now. This is so much fun. You can build up your ult so fast by taking control of all the health packs close to the objective, and those EMPs are so juicy when your team is leading a charge and you drop down on the enemies from above. Communicating with your team is crucial though.

5.5h

Sweet

between four and five i'm not sure

>tfw no d.va scale

At leats i can enjoy my chinese d.va daki.

You're a fucking degenerate m8.

Although it did occur to me that a creative pervert could probably do wonders with the mech-hole and a fleshlight.

>he doesn't know about the company making a scale 1:1 D.va mech

Yes they are.
Can you prove your point about majority of players playing competitive only? Do you have a single fact to back this up?

>casual game marketed to a big audience
>"so you're telling me there's a large casual playerbase"
>"NO FUCKING WAY"

>D.Va is more fun in HOTS than in OW

What did Blizz mean by this

hahahaha

so sad

>communicating with your team is crucial

Waifu cloning when?

Except that is true
>No argument
So you're just baiting

>Game balance in competitive mode is way better than TF2
Wrangler ever appeared in any comp matches?
Just do as people have been saying and kill yourself already or stop posting.

Amazon and the Blizzard store are for normies and have more expensive shipping to Europe than Japanese stores. Nendos really aren't that expensive and they're way more worth it than those funko poops.

Just get a foreign korean qt and dress her up and make her use meme words like LOL and winkyface!. Dva looks as genetic as genetic can be.

Get a blank slate North korean qt and train her to act and look exactly like Hana. simple

>Game released as strictly 6v6 quickplay and was like that for months where most of its playerbase came from
>Somehow 3v3, arcade and pve events are now the "majority"

You have to be fucking retarded to think this

Nah not really. She does too little damage
OW heroes are most boring ones in hots
t.started regularly playing hots after nexus challenges

Just ignore that triggered faggot

Cool, good to know. What are good jap sites? Prefer not to have to wade through moonspeak.

>playing d.va with d.va announcer

This is the best thing ever.

>worthless neet waiting for more skins to jerk off to telling me to kys

lmao at your life

Kill yourself, any retard denying the event is happening in a few hours should honestly die.