/owg/ - Overwatch General

Mei is bae!!!

who watches that shit to the end though

what I meant was there's no like, freeze frame on death like in TF2. in TF2 if someone taunts after a kill you always see it and can't skip it

sombra likes niggers

d.va is an ugly whore now

>Bleu emote
Thanks Blizz

Mei is cute. CUTE.

>if people don't like it, it's the /pol/ boogymen
hilarious

>GOAT TIER
Reaper

>GREAT TIER
Reinhardt
Pharah
Orisa

>OKAY TIER
McCree
Symmetra
Zenyatta

>SHIT TIER
Everything else

>ITS NOT KAZACHOCK WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LITERALLY HAD ONE JOB TIER
Zarya

When people stop watching them. Lazy eceleb dickriders are the problem for enabling them.

>only good skin of the update is Genji
>0 hours 0 minutes on Genji

It begins.

mei is weeb

>lockout 3v3
>the widow picks hanzo the next round
WOW WHAT A SURPRISE

This. She looks like a whore.

And you'd think Tumblr would rage about it, they won't because they're too deep down Blizzard's ass.

What are Mei's favorite animes?

xth for mentally ill tumblr trannies

Reminder that today, the blizzard servers were overloaded and there was a 300000 people queue, for an amazing huge update that added a huge amount of things, here is a list:

skins

>not even whiskers

Shit. And the dance i making me wish they would say she already has party time and called it a day.
Then again i suspected they won't manage to top the officer and selfie.

This is the best piece of content added to the game so far in my opinion

>/owg/ is so young they don't know that D.va's skin is rockabilly

I will never not be mad at how shit Zarya's skin is.

I'd have probably started playing Genji if I got that skin due to my enormous Tokuboner. Instead I got freshly nerfed Mike Pence.

I never realized Sombra was a coal burner

youtube.com/watch?v=i5sZWiJdc-I

>mfw reinhardt is STILL the biggest motherfucker in the cast

Don't tell them this is fucking gold

Also it's mainly the /v/ tourists we get every event

kyon-kun denwa

REMINDER that Junkrat's and Roadhog's dances sync so they high face when standing next to each other.

FUCK YES

>still no way to swap skins quickly in the choose a hero screen
The character menu is insanely inefficient

>tracer gets a 10/10 skin third time in a row
>zarya skin is somehow even worse than everything to date
this shit gotta be a meme at blizzard by now

Best skin is still the sentai genji, though.

Mei does not like anime. She's too busy watching nature documentaries to catch up for being frozen.

Also emotes.
Don't you dare forget about the emotes.

And new maps for modes no one plays.

It doesn't matter what it's from, it's ugly as fuck and unfitting for her.

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Really hate /v/irgins desu

Someone please tell me Mei in beekeeper skin as voice interactions with bee D.Va.

I know what it is. It just isn't my taste.

What's your favourite 1v1-3v3 map now?

1vs1 is fucking best mode
I would ban Roadhog completely from it though

Finally, a non-shit skin for Tracer. I only had to wait a year

how does she know an anime dance then

So why didn't everyone get a skin?

>DVA's skin

uninstalled

It would look better without the gas mask

>Jeff: all the heroes are getting dance emots
>me: I bet Rain does a waltz, but who's his partner?
>see Rain dancing with his hammer.

oh, that's cute

>people whose opinion I dislike are nazis

Anime is ripped off Chinese culture

Lmao there's almost a guaranteed way to win most of the 1v1 limited duel matches.

Just crouch walk and listen for the enemy's footsteps then get the jump on them.

This will only work though if the enemy is dumb enough not to realize this strategy.

>Genji ragequits in 1v1 after I keep hacking him and letting him jump around

Too much work

this

This skin does things to my willy.

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD POST POV LUCIO GUN

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Castillo

Is there a chart for all the event items yet?

LOL Junkrat does this dance now

youtube.com/watch?v=1W4N3ZjinZQ

Does he have any unique voice lines? Does he play jazz music? I must know.

This. Gonna stick with the classic

I know what it is and I love it but it is so fucking badly done from an aesthetic/3d/art/whatever perspective. To me at least.

Looks like Widow

>Gold skins

Ana = 4
Bastion = 6
D.Va = 7
Genji = 7
Hanzo = 5
Junkrat = 5
Lucio = 7
McCree = 5
Mei = 8
Mercy = 6
Orisa = 5
Pharah = 6
Reaper = 6
Reinhardt = 7
Roadhog = 6
Soldier 76 = 6
Sombra = 4
Symmetra = 5
Torbjorn = 7
Tracer = 10
Widowmaker = 6
Winston = 6
Zarya = 7
Zenyatta = 6

The Queen of Spades is in purple, so if anything that means she loves bruising niggers.

Also Mexicans hate blacks.

>Not picking Sombra in 1v1.

Do you not want to win

Worst skin ever

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>Sentai Genji after Blackwatch Genji
HENSHIN

>didn't even have to unlock with coins
20€ well spent

Not in a million years did I think I would find a person who actually got upset at "good game".

When do we got skins that cost 1000 and not limited?

This is getting ridiculous.

>Genji skin
>I tend to hunt Pharahs in the air
>Genji has Sentai
The urge to yell "JUSTICE" after killing Pharah is rising.

>putting my D.Va into some shit white whores were wearing in 50s

Over the line blizzard.

yes

youtube.com/watch?v=7zN0MsKpypY
His music does actually change, which is neat.

Ugly whore.

user a stomp isn't a good game

Once upon a time it was bad manner to gg first and after a shitstomp

what the FUCK is Mercy's dance

AHAHHAHAHAHHHHH

looks great when golden
I dislike the skin overall but I might get it just for the gun
that's what I see 99% of the time anyway

>literally my second day of OW
>try out hanzo for the first time since he looks rad
>plenty of good shit
>go against tracer and genji
>mfw
fucking dashes everywhere HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO AIM AND SHOOT

Is this the laziest event after christmas?

fuck you, I'll be dashing around with my sweet new genji skin

The hustle.

Now that I think about it, what gives? Why are they imposing American subculture on her when they could do something Korea-related.

I like the gas mask actually. It appeals to my S.T.A.L.K.E.R. sensibilities. It even looks like the PBF, sort of, kinda.

The "I'm gonna fuck you" look he gives it tho.

they ruined dva

>New lockout elimination
>Other team picks Hog Soldier Ana
>My team jumps off the map
>They're stuck trying to pharmercy the next three rounds
>Win 3-1
I like the strategy in not blowing all the good picks at once.