Couldn't you use liquid-soap instead of oil for your car?

Couldn't you use liquid-soap instead of oil for your car?
>plenty of lubrication
>way cheaper
>smells better
>keeps your engine internals clean af
Seriously though what is wrong with car developers and why are they stuck with ancient tech thats losing its relevance??

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Honda has started using chink cum instead of oil. It's environmentally friendly, and it stops the need for owners from having to do it themselves

Nigger they add so many anti foaming agents to oil and soap is designed to foam.

But the foam would help clean the engine whats the problem?

You should try it.

It would clean the hydrodynamic boundary layer right the fuck out, you're right.
Squeaky clean.

I would but I don't have a car anymore.

SPEED HOLES

Elaborate?

look at the connecting rod

They're holes for the SPEED to go in.

Oh weight reduction, ngl thats a sneaky place for it. I really should have done that with my car.

never change, Veeky Forums.

It's some real upper echelon shit - not just speed holes.

yeah u should

Hey I've had several cars its not my fault a semi cut me off.

>brown hands
why am i not surprised

Original thread has dead links, this is all I could find in a minute.

foro.clubjapo.com/t/eclipse-gsx-proway-project-proyecto-interesante/3766/545

I never took mexican in highschool so I can't read any of the text but it looks like hes done a good job shaving off the extra weight.

Keep scrolling down, there's easily 100+ images ha ha.

>its not my fault a semi cut me off.
Actually it is because you were driving in a semi's blind spot.

No nope wrong

Oil provides lubrication under extreme heat and pressure, a water-based soap would just boil off the water and turn to sludge.

the wat

It's a surfactant

It will literally fuck up every grease and oil in your car. Also it's water soluble

And it's not resistant to heat at temperatures greater than 150f. It's viscosity is also not consistent enough

Yes, look at all the detergent additives in modern oil.

so Tide is a better choice?

powder or liquid?

i say powder because it won't leak