>GSL Code S 6h 3m
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WHEN IS FLASH PLAYING
this is a good thread. i like sc2
i wonder what it feels like to be a commander of a big ship
the guy in charge..
does anyone else here really like sc2 and the moderation staff on Veeky Forums?
you there! man that yamato cannon! you! stop slacking off and shovel that coal into the furnace!
*adjusts corncob smoking pipe*
ah yes... battlecruiser online...
we're on the battle cruiser now you see
i want to post and have fun on vg but wherever i go theres a jani hiding in the shadows and i get temp banned..
that battlecruiser rp looks fun.. but vg in this current state is a dictatorship
rename vg to nk (north korea)
as we are gooks forced to an idealism that is built on hypocrisy
disgusting state of affairs right now, and theyre getting more janis? what in the world happened in the last 6 months..
slave:
sir! an enemy overlord is approaching the ship from the starboard side!
commander:
yes!? and!?!?
slave:
sir yes sir!... orders?... sir!
commander:
hmm... i'll have to think this one through lieutenant...
*strokes chin*
:perplexed:
*mouths pipe*
...
lieutenant:
...
just pretend he's not there and get on the battle cruiser with me
...ah... an overlord
starboard...
hmm... and its color is.... curses...
so it is true...
*contemplating*
pilot rank7:
commander, the overlord is ramming the ship. shall i activate the turrets?
technician:
negative on that, the turrets were destroyed by mutalisks
pilot rank 10:
sir! permission to warp speed?? coordinates 28,32,97 foxtrot locked in and ready for the signal.
radio:
*crackling* medivac to battlecruiser, medivac to battlecruiser; supply drop complete, rendezvous at the starport. medivac out.
damn this is heating up... how will the commander react under this pressure
he hates making decisions!
chef:
hey boys dinners here~~ whooops!! *trips over and spills soup over the commander*
slave:
holy shit harry you're fucked now..
commander:
grglglglllll *melts*
and so it was that the indecisive commander was actually a zerg in desguise, harry the chef was decorated for his service to the airforce
sc... 2?
welcome aboard the battlecruiser, grunt. we need a new commander.. are you up to the job?!
how did a nigger get on the ship?
but what about the overlord! Don't forget about mee
who called in the fleet?
twitch
.tv/sandy1004
*eyes the africano american rhythmically shoveling coal into the ship furnace*
commander:
slave! how did a nigger get aboard my ship?
lieutenant:
sir! the overlord sir!
commander:
*glares at the lieutenant angrily*
*chews pipe in intense aggravation*
lieutenant:
sir! he appeared at the same time as the overlord sir!
commander:
*gives lieutenant aconcerned, shocked look*
lieutenant:
*returns look*
...
im rooting for the lieutenant
lieutenant is an honest man
he has a sick sister at home, he works to pay for her medicine
commander:
lieutenant, go pinch that african
lieutenant:
sir!?
commander:
i think he may be... a changling spy...
lieutenant:
!
*high tech sliding steel doors shoot open*
*VROOOM*sfx
*WOOOSH*sfx
*harry the chef enters into the command room, carefully balancing bowls of steaming hot soup*
Can you even put changelings in overlords? I guess you can.
gsl is way too late for me to watch tonight damn
never tried tbhonest
no you cant load any temporary units into overlords
harry the chef:
good evening sire!
-audience applause-sfx
commander:
harry! you stupid shit! not now!
lieutenant:
*ponders whether or not a changling can enter an overlord*
harry the chef:
aha sure, dinner is um... served...
ahgukgukguk
*this is how harry laughs*
*he has mental trauma from early childhood abuse and neglect*
-audience hoots and hollers-sfx
*harry is a real favorite despite his debilitating mental issues*
i just fucking spilled coffee all over myself after posting that
i did this yesterday with a zero calorie monster drink
i know this is your fault somehow jan you stupid piece of shit
Dark chocolate taste like shit.
fuck you
wrong
prefer dark myself
yeah i love sc2
kinda miserable now
sorry...
based coalburner
hmm i see...
i dont get this
Do janitors delete Starcraft 2 generals or only RP threads? Also, what happened to the kpop? I felt like I used to know you guys, but not anymore...
we aren't talking about kpop as a show of respect for sistar who disbanded a couple of days ago
Oh, my bad.
we'll be back on the battle cruiser soon.. just have to get out of this depression...
but getting IN the battle cruiser will get you out of it
only death
only in death can i shuffle off this mortal coil
:3
anyone want to play some co-op with a casual?
dont like 162 the environment is too different, if only the janitor allowed us our pond
dark chocolate agirls
their lust brown skin contrasting with your white skin while you copulate...
very gay over there imo
imagine if i could see all the posts you make because i can see your ip or whatever... thats whats going on over there
i understand mods can see ips but janitors can't, and they don't care about us here obviously
we're too intimate a community for me to be comfortable with that...
also tinfoil, the sickzii twitter fag forcer and shitcoiners are there
that twitter guy is seriously retarded... i tried to remember who he used to make the same exact posts about a few months ago and then the other day it came to me that it was "piskoo"... whoever that is
isn't twitter enough for them... such odd behavior
i disapprove of it
jannys honeypot...
may as well just use a discord server... the admin over there is in one or in a skype chat pointing out who everyone is to his buddies for all you know
really bad imo
I go to the library to post so im not worrried
they cross reference the ip u use on honeypot and then target ban u here when u make a post thats how only certain offtopic posts get deleted and others dont
ur playing jannys game and hes winning
so does anyone actually play sc2 here?
you're welcome
it was my pleasure
wait for bwhd
>piskoo
more like boyidliketokissko ;3
*eats spaghetti *
gsl soon heh
dont care about that shit ;)
same just wanted to post about this spaghetti
i'm eating like 2 pounds of it...
lol never mind my nose is bleeding
must be god punishing my hubris
thanks for keeping me in check god
you must have some really bad stuff in store for the janitor
amen
oh lord please protect us from wickedness without and within amen
amen
lord please give me a gook and lots of money and a new brain and body and then kill the janitor
amen
how i spited the janny the other day:
during the flash vs last bw match i didnt make a single bw post about it here even tho i wanted to
fuck u janitor :)
wait... can ravagers shoot up?
gook night~~~~~~~~~
jan jan the gay man
gook night to you
time for GSL!
what the actual fuck is this thread
where is the starcraft
no new ip
*sighs*
*turns on gsl*
hate myself hate my life
lol
who do you want to advance in gsl today?
if the janitor isn't happy with this thread i really don't think he'll ever be happy with a thread
janitor needs to grow up
like some 21 y/o neet knows anything about webforums
that faggot should be at our knee for instruction not temp banning us
our secret
@_@
good morning sugar plum~
*kisses jans toes*
this little piggie went to market~
...
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fucking retard minus -1000 we only eat 100% baker's chocolate here
janny this is sc2 related i dont have time for your shit look i even saged
*turns on gsl*
*they're playing ads or something*
lol ok i tried
*doesnt turn on gsl*
best that i can do rofl
pretty excited that gumiho advanced in first place
i don't really care
hmmmm
big gook honkers in my mouth
:o ( . Y . )
how the fuck did stats win that lol
trap was up 50 supply
what a choke
hope i get cancer and die really slowly like a pathetic bitch
why am i reading that trump is cutting autism bux and that hes a jew!?!?
we dont need autism bux in america thats a britnong muslim thing
told you guys it should have been hilldawg
trump will get us all agfs in 2018 just like he promised
whatever you wish for when you cum is statistically more likely to come true
he better give me a agf
hilldawg would have been better for sc2. she would protect us as a persecuted minority. plus, i hear she thinks wol is the best sc2 game
weve given up on sc2 we only care about bw until blizz ruins that too
what the actual fuck is this general?