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WHEN IS FLASH PLAYING

this is a good thread. i like sc2

i wonder what it feels like to be a commander of a big ship
the guy in charge..

does anyone else here really like sc2 and the moderation staff on Veeky Forums?

you there! man that yamato cannon! you! stop slacking off and shovel that coal into the furnace!
*adjusts corncob smoking pipe*
ah yes... battlecruiser online...

we're on the battle cruiser now you see

i want to post and have fun on vg but wherever i go theres a jani hiding in the shadows and i get temp banned..

that battlecruiser rp looks fun.. but vg in this current state is a dictatorship

rename vg to nk (north korea)
as we are gooks forced to an idealism that is built on hypocrisy

disgusting state of affairs right now, and theyre getting more janis? what in the world happened in the last 6 months..

slave:
sir! an enemy overlord is approaching the ship from the starboard side!

commander:
yes!? and!?!?

slave:
sir yes sir!... orders?... sir!

commander:
hmm... i'll have to think this one through lieutenant...
*strokes chin*
:perplexed:
*mouths pipe*
...

lieutenant:
...

just pretend he's not there and get on the battle cruiser with me

...ah... an overlord
starboard...
hmm... and its color is.... curses...
so it is true...
*contemplating*

pilot rank7:
commander, the overlord is ramming the ship. shall i activate the turrets?

technician:
negative on that, the turrets were destroyed by mutalisks

pilot rank 10:
sir! permission to warp speed?? coordinates 28,32,97 foxtrot locked in and ready for the signal.

radio:
*crackling* medivac to battlecruiser, medivac to battlecruiser; supply drop complete, rendezvous at the starport. medivac out.

damn this is heating up... how will the commander react under this pressure
he hates making decisions!

chef:
hey boys dinners here~~ whooops!! *trips over and spills soup over the commander*

slave:
holy shit harry you're fucked now..

commander:
grglglglllll *melts*

and so it was that the indecisive commander was actually a zerg in desguise, harry the chef was decorated for his service to the airforce

sc... 2?

welcome aboard the battlecruiser, grunt. we need a new commander.. are you up to the job?!

how did a nigger get on the ship?

but what about the overlord! Don't forget about mee

who called in the fleet?

twitch
.tv/sandy1004

*eyes the africano american rhythmically shoveling coal into the ship furnace*

commander:
slave! how did a nigger get aboard my ship?

lieutenant:
sir! the overlord sir!

commander:
*glares at the lieutenant angrily*
*chews pipe in intense aggravation*

lieutenant:
sir! he appeared at the same time as the overlord sir!

commander:
*gives lieutenant aconcerned, shocked look*

lieutenant:
*returns look*

...

im rooting for the lieutenant

lieutenant is an honest man
he has a sick sister at home, he works to pay for her medicine

commander:
lieutenant, go pinch that african

lieutenant:
sir!?

commander:
i think he may be... a changling spy...

lieutenant:
!

*high tech sliding steel doors shoot open*
*VROOOM*sfx
*WOOOSH*sfx
*harry the chef enters into the command room, carefully balancing bowls of steaming hot soup*

Can you even put changelings in overlords? I guess you can.

gsl is way too late for me to watch tonight damn

never tried tbhonest

no you cant load any temporary units into overlords

harry the chef:
good evening sire!
-audience applause-sfx

commander:
harry! you stupid shit! not now!

lieutenant:
*ponders whether or not a changling can enter an overlord*

harry the chef:
aha sure, dinner is um... served...
ahgukgukguk
*this is how harry laughs*
*he has mental trauma from early childhood abuse and neglect*
-audience hoots and hollers-sfx
*harry is a real favorite despite his debilitating mental issues*

i just fucking spilled coffee all over myself after posting that
i did this yesterday with a zero calorie monster drink
i know this is your fault somehow jan you stupid piece of shit

Dark chocolate taste like shit.

fuck you

wrong

prefer dark myself

yeah i love sc2

kinda miserable now
sorry...

based coalburner

hmm i see...

i dont get this

Do janitors delete Starcraft 2 generals or only RP threads? Also, what happened to the kpop? I felt like I used to know you guys, but not anymore...

we aren't talking about kpop as a show of respect for sistar who disbanded a couple of days ago

Oh, my bad.

we'll be back on the battle cruiser soon.. just have to get out of this depression...

but getting IN the battle cruiser will get you out of it

only death
only in death can i shuffle off this mortal coil

:3

anyone want to play some co-op with a casual?

dont like 162 the environment is too different, if only the janitor allowed us our pond

dark chocolate agirls

their lust brown skin contrasting with your white skin while you copulate...

very gay over there imo
imagine if i could see all the posts you make because i can see your ip or whatever... thats whats going on over there

i understand mods can see ips but janitors can't, and they don't care about us here obviously
we're too intimate a community for me to be comfortable with that...
also tinfoil, the sickzii twitter fag forcer and shitcoiners are there

that twitter guy is seriously retarded... i tried to remember who he used to make the same exact posts about a few months ago and then the other day it came to me that it was "piskoo"... whoever that is

isn't twitter enough for them... such odd behavior
i disapprove of it

jannys honeypot...

may as well just use a discord server... the admin over there is in one or in a skype chat pointing out who everyone is to his buddies for all you know
really bad imo

I go to the library to post so im not worrried

they cross reference the ip u use on honeypot and then target ban u here when u make a post thats how only certain offtopic posts get deleted and others dont

ur playing jannys game and hes winning

so does anyone actually play sc2 here?

you're welcome
it was my pleasure

wait for bwhd

>piskoo
more like boyidliketokissko ;3

*eats spaghetti *
gsl soon heh

dont care about that shit ;)

same just wanted to post about this spaghetti
i'm eating like 2 pounds of it...

lol never mind my nose is bleeding
must be god punishing my hubris

thanks for keeping me in check god
you must have some really bad stuff in store for the janitor

amen

oh lord please protect us from wickedness without and within amen

amen

lord please give me a gook and lots of money and a new brain and body and then kill the janitor
amen

how i spited the janny the other day:
during the flash vs last bw match i didnt make a single bw post about it here even tho i wanted to

fuck u janitor :)

wait... can ravagers shoot up?

gook night~~~~~~~~~

jan jan the gay man

gook night to you

time for GSL!

what the actual fuck is this thread
where is the starcraft

no new ip

*sighs*
*turns on gsl*
hate myself hate my life

lol

who do you want to advance in gsl today?

if the janitor isn't happy with this thread i really don't think he'll ever be happy with a thread

janitor needs to grow up

like some 21 y/o neet knows anything about webforums

that faggot should be at our knee for instruction not temp banning us

our secret

@_@

good morning sugar plum~
*kisses jans toes*
this little piggie went to market~

...

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fucking retard minus -1000 we only eat 100% baker's chocolate here

janny this is sc2 related i dont have time for your shit look i even saged

*turns on gsl*
*they're playing ads or something*
lol ok i tried

*doesnt turn on gsl*
best that i can do rofl

pretty excited that gumiho advanced in first place

i don't really care

hmmmm

big gook honkers in my mouth
:o ( . Y . )

how the fuck did stats win that lol

trap was up 50 supply

what a choke

hope i get cancer and die really slowly like a pathetic bitch

why am i reading that trump is cutting autism bux and that hes a jew!?!?

we dont need autism bux in america thats a britnong muslim thing

told you guys it should have been hilldawg

trump will get us all agfs in 2018 just like he promised

whatever you wish for when you cum is statistically more likely to come true

he better give me a agf

hilldawg would have been better for sc2. she would protect us as a persecuted minority. plus, i hear she thinks wol is the best sc2 game

weve given up on sc2 we only care about bw until blizz ruins that too

what the actual fuck is this general?